"The Ick" #5

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He’s wearing snake print, shiny leggings…

 

[petitspois]

I went on a date a few years ago. I really liked him but, when we arrived he got out a crook lock and locked up his car wheel. Ew.

 

[Leo100]

Anyone ever get the ick for no reason? Like suddenly everything they do is annoying and cringey then you stop liking/fancying them but cant say why

 

[millsymilsean]

A guy I was seeing turned up to stay at mine for the first time, and all his overnight belongings were in a Lidl carrier bag. Immediate ick and I couldn’t even have sex with him that night. Broke it off the next day and about two weeks later he text me a photo of the new actual overnight bag he’d bought hahahah ick!!

So glad I’ve found my people…my ex used to being a PLASTIC SHOPPING BAG ON HOLIDAYS. ON HOLIDAYS. Walking through a hotel in Spain and he’s there cutting about with an Aldi bag. It genuinely caused fights between us. Get a suitcase you absolute tosser

 

[petitspois]

I went back to this guys house once and he had a leopard print pillow sheet and England football badge bed covers didn’t see him again after the nail and bail

Omg I just remembered a guy who had a massive blanket on his bed with a wolf howling at the moon on it.

 

[swimming]

MEN WHO SAY HUN omg ew ew ew

Omg yes. A few weeks back in Tesco self service till there was a boyfriend/girlfriend and he wanted to wait out of the way I assume. All I heard was “I’m going to wait over here for you alright cheeky sausage”

Fuck.Off.

 

[watermelon sugar]

My fella gave me the ick last night when he said he can’t swim. I’ve known our entire relationship he can’t swim but it was when he said ‘i can float though’ and I just thought of him in a pool or ocean, floating, not doing anything and it gave me the ick

 

[xyzcba]

I went on a date years ago with a guy who looked hot in pics, but when he turned up he had one of these...
An excessive blink!! I couldn't cope Major Ick!




I did kiss him in the taxi back to the station (because many drinks) and then he messaged saying how much he wanted to meet again yada yada, I replied saying I didn't feel the spark... he replied with 'Oh yeah, no biggy, you're just one of a number of girls I'm seeing at the minute'

*fragile male ego clear up in Aisle 4*

 

[Gamu]

When i see men's dating profiles I get the ick at the thought of them selecting a photograph and posting it.

 

[ProphecyGirl]

My boyfriend said he used to live 'the rockstar life' in his 20s

It made me want to dump him there and them, cringe

 

[petitspois]

I went out with someone once who spoke old fashioned words on purpose as a kind of ‘quirk’. He wasn’t much of a wordsmith, it was just a few certain phrases he’d use on repeat. Like one time he said to the taxi driver, ‘do you think you could pull over here, perchance?’, or at the shop to the cashier, ‘perchance, do you have a carrier bag?’ other stock phrases of his: ‘excuse my parlance when I say this, but…’, ‘most obligingly’…fucking shudder!
The ‘perchance’ thing was the worst though cos he would sort of look pleadingly when he said it and limply hold his hands together. In fact the taxi driver in my example above turned around and said once ‘perchance’ offender got out, ‘cor love he’s a bit intense I thought he was going to burst into tears!’

I think the vaginas of the UK collectively shriveled up on reading that.

 

[265]

Men who wear these shoes.

How to look like a wanker in one easy step.

 

[Ruokannie]

These shoes!

Also 'I won't bite unless you ask me to' on profiles

 

[ThePidge]

I'm not sure that I want to know, but I have questions...
Did he apply the talc when it was still...moist (sorry, hate that word)? With these huge powder puffs? I imagine this like an old lady applying scented body powder but I fail to see a man doing this. On his penis.

What about when you get into the mood again and you have to stick the talcy tallywacker up your hoo-ha?

Also - wouldn't it smell like baby powder? Nothing less sexy than the smell of a nursery and the section in my drugstore where parents can change their little ones. Always has a whiff of talcum powder and poop.

Absolutely screaming at the notifications.

I think he gave it a wipe but put it straight on and it literally looked like a dusted shrimp (like those this powdered donuts which make you cough when inhaling). it just looked

And yep, he absolutely smelled like a nursery at all times but by the time it came down to do the deed (which was quite rare) the talc had come off, thank god!

Looking back, he was the definition of ick… he even wore velcro shoes and lived 5 houses away from his mam AM I OK?

 

[ThePidge]

The thought of them lowering themselves into a bath

 

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What’s going on with his facial hair? Is that normal?!

 

[millsymilsean]

A man reposting an instagram competition to his story. Gives me the shivers

 

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Jesus I need to unfollow this thread - I'm learning new icks that I have never even noticed before and never knew existed

I go on bumble and I’m swiping going, nope. Nope. Nope.

 

[Bobbleowl90]

Absolutely howling at thall shagged married annoyed podcast this week and their list of icks.

Sitting on a bar stool with their legs dangling
Running for a bus whilst wearing a backpack
Dropping a piece of paper and chasing after it in the wind

 

[sleepygirl07]

Those overly long shoes. Why??
What's attractive about wearing shoes that look like they could be used as a cruise ship lifeboats!!


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I actually have a genuine fear of going on a date and the guy turns up in these genuinely stresses me out! turning up thinking they're in eastenders, giving huge max branning energy - scuffing their feet and moodily peeping through the blinds at the neighbours