"The Ick" #5

[Lana.lee]

What’s going on with his facial hair? Is that normal?!

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'I know where the g-spot is located'

 

[quinzel]

‘My kids my world, love you to the moon and back’ in their bio

 

[Lana.lee]

Men wearing backpacks .

Men running with backpacks on.

When shoelaces are tied really tight and the shoe starts to bulge.

Veiny ankles.

When guys wear pop socks.

Dropping paper outside and struggling to pick it up because the wind keeps blowing it away.

Owning a pencil case.

A man with an umbrella.

When a bus stops suddenly and they lose balance.

Calling in to a radio show to speak on air.

Owning a printer.

When a guy uses the purple devil emoji.

When a guy uses the word 'cheeky.'

 

[Pineapple glitter]

Those overly long shoes. Why??
What's attractive about wearing shoes that look like they could be used as a cruise ship lifeboats!!

 

[bubbadabut]

Men with long fingernails. Creepy and vile.

 

[easyliketuesdayafternoon]

New one for me today. On a Teams call with a hot guy at work when he starts drinking a glass of milk! Instant ick.

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

This is more of a cringe than an Ick. When influencers set up a camera to film themselves sipping their coffee/crossing a road/reading a magazine and pretending they don’t know they’re being filmed.

 

[Bobbleowl90]

We were in a shop the other day with our puppy and my husband was telling him to sit. The dog didn’t give a fuck and my husband kept telling him to sit. It was packed and he sounded ridiculous. The dog can’t understand ffs. It made me feel so icky that I had to tell him to shut up as he was giving me the ick!!

 

[Scarlet4U]

Grown men spitting in the street. I'd love to say this is an isolated incident but sadly I see it all the time. Gross.

 

[Loustafford]

Men who have hurt themselves and have to ohhh and ahh everytime they move, mainly my boyfriend who has got a bad back but fucking moans everytime he moves!! I get it…it hurts but I don’t need to hear it, I have period pains every month don’t hear me acting like a injured kitten whenever I move!

 

[Nora Fenn]

Need I say more?

 

[bipbapbop22]

Men that shave their chests… and admit to it

 

[Peaches_xox]

Childish sheets are such a turn-off and ick-inducing. I don't think I could go anywhere near the guy in question I'd imagine him sleeping in that set of sheets since he was five, where he begged mummy and daddy endlessly to get PowerRanger sheets for Christmas and has been tucked in ever since. With a good-night kiss from mummy, wearing his cartoon-PJs....

I once went back to a guys house and his bedding was the London tube map. That was a massive ick

 

[Noseybatch]

Grown men shouting at gaming or rage quitting games. Get a grip

 

[Mamacita]

men riding a bike gives me the ick, i give myself the ick when i do too

men who ask their friend/mum to take a photo of them cuddling their pet but looking at the pet as if not aware they're being photographed, then sending it to me and saying 'look how much (pet's name) loves me' (sorry oddly specific but really gave me the ick)

men who are born and raised in an area with a heavy accent but they force themselves to not speak with the accent and try to sound posh, just comes off pretentious

men who don't like or follow football

men who look in the mirror and squint their eyes

grown men (or women) who wear onesies

men who shop exclusively in primark

men who say thank you after giving them a blowjob/or after sex

men liking a girl's photo on insta/liking celebrities photos even when single. what are you doing

men working in a call centre as a career

oh and men who don’t eat fruit or vegetables

My friend's husband follows around 800 people on Instagram and only about 20 or so of them are people he knows. The rest of them are insta models who post ass pictures. Then his own account is just pictures of their kid. It all gives me a massive ick.

 

[ThePidge]

New ick encountered: watching a fella struggle to connect his trolley to the stationary ones

 

[unidentified]

Why is this supposed to be attractive?

 

[WeeLassy12]

I was once seeing a guy who was on the shorter side. I’m average height and he was only slightly taller than me. At the time, it didn’t bother me at all, but now I fully blame him for me now exclusively only dating guys 6ft plus cause this one guys height insecurity has icked me out for life.

He would only ever wear one pair of shoes around me, which were dress shoes with a little heel on them. We are talking T-shirt and jeans, with heeled dress shoes. Yuck. We met up to go on a walk once and he was still wearing them. I was thinking omg why can’t you just please put on a pair of trainers. Then it got worse when he tried to kiss me at the end of said walk and he went on his tip toes. Ick ick ick ICK
There is absolutely nothing more icky than small man syndrome

 

[Gamu]

A man at work just told me "it's moist outside" I just stared at him as the ick paralysed me

 

[Crabbypatty00]

A very short, very skinny, very short term boyfriend once made me a bacon sandwich by microwaving the bacon. Flacid, limp and pale describes both the man and his bacon.

To make matter worse he then added ketchup instead of brown sauce. This one specific episode told me everything I needed to know.