"The Ick" #5

[Pineapple glitter]

This one was being shared around the office today

 

[HowlOwl]

The music theme going reminds me of a guy I once knew. We were talking about music via text, and he said he played the guitar so in order to prove that, he sent me a picture of his dick lying on his acoustic guitar - so basically a dick pic but with a guitar, the guitar somehow made it worse and so much more cringey We were never in this sort of a relationship. Needless to say I blocked him and ran for the hills.

If he could actually play it with his dick, that would have been impressive.

 

[Lana.lee]

I have more....

Running up a stairs 2 steps at a time.

Dipping a foot into a bath and deciding its too hot.

Wearing a cape in the barbers, and having their arms tucked in - I don't know why, their floating head would give me the ick.

Men owning a dressing gown.... and slippers actually.

Jumping up and down at a concert. Dear God, no.

When they have a Tesco clubcard, or any supermarket card. Also, using a coupon to pay for something.

 

[TheSilverFox]

Men who purposely put their jeans behind the tongue of the trainer so the tongue sticks out.

Jesus I need to unfollow this thread - I'm learning new icks that I have never even noticed before and never knew existed

 

[crispycrunch]

When a sexy man is having driving lessons or green L plates on his car with both hands on the steering wheel!!! Mother of God it makes you dry

 

[ChampagneBox]

I give myself the ick when I send a friend request on facebook ‘ooooh friend please be my friend!!‘

 

[Wholeloadabit]

You're killing me Do you still like that song?

Sorry for all the questions but that's one of the funniest, cringiest things I've ever read

It’s been over 10 years now so I can just about listen to it when it’s Eminem, not some wannabe spoiler alert: he did not go on to have a career in music but I’m sure he did make some other poor souls feel extremely uncomfortable

What! had he cooked his mom’s spaghetti? Was there any context? Ahaha fave ick for sure

No context we had just finished eating and he said I have a surprise for you. He turned to face me, grabbed my hand and began what was to become the worst few minutes of my life

 

[klarakluckbag]

I'm quoting myself as I don't know whats happening but I no longer have the ick....I have the "you're quite nice actually and if I wasn't married/twice your age etc I'd definitely give you a go" It's a disaster....how can this be rectified?!

Hahaha! That's kind of the opposite of my situation. We had a cute young guy working with us during the pandemic. Me and my colleague (another middle-aged woman who should know better) used to ogle him from behind, while we commented on his nice arse. I wouldn't say we were at the point of offering to show him a good time, but we weren't far off

Until the day we got talking about Princess Di, and her fatal encounter with a Paris underpass. He piped up.."Oh, I don't remember Diana, my mum was pregnant with me when she died". My colleague and I both shared a look of horror between us, he was the same age as our kids. Instant, and simultaneous ick for both of us!!

 

[Noseybatch]

Men going around thinking they are Thomas fucking Shelby with the hats and haircuts

 

[Pineapple glitter]

These not quite trousers not quite shorts things

 

[Ensay]

Mainly because I'm in the 2 percent of the population of this forum, I'm a bloke.

So am I, but I think they're funny. The more specific the better - e.g. a man with a printer.

 

[MollyMalone]

People who drive along not realising their indicator is on

 

[Cas7]

Men who wear flip flops.. really bothers me!

 

[quinzel]

Men wearing the skinny jeans/trousers, halfway up their calves, and no socks with their shoes (generally Miami-Vice type loafer shoes)

 

[petitspois]

Serious question, are any if you ladies impressed by dick pics.

Don't do it John!!!! I guess it must work a small % of the time or else they surely wouldn't continue to do it but, no, most women are repulsed.

 

[Pariszai]

I had the displeasure of meeting what can only be described as all my icks personified in one this week. I'm sure more will come to light but so far:
Drinks milk, receding hairline but won't shave it, wears a mask that looks like a massive nappy rather than a simple paper one, puts everything he owns in his pockets so they bulge out in all directions, fussy eater (38 and had never and refused to ever try hummus or guacamole, also asked what an enchilada was), does finger guns after a cheesy joke, shaped like an overgrown baby, always late but never accepts he is or apologises.

That's all for now.

 

[pommynoir]

People drinking water out of a coke bottle

 

[Larkingaboot]

Those deep V cut vests, super tight above ankle jeans and slip on shoes no socks.

Pains me to even type it

 

[Kate_rf]

People who put a knife through their egg to show everyone their yolk is runny, cringes me out

 

[watermelon sugar]

Lads that say ‘me thinks’