"The Ick" #5

[Agent Jack]

honestly my boyfriend rn is an ick
ladies help me lol

His what?

 

[StillLucilleBluth]

I thought of my ex in a situation where I was pregnant and the expected way he would act and it just gave me the most massive ick

OK need to hear more about this one! I’m intrigued…

 

[Leo100]

That is the definition of the ick!

Most people on here are posting general turn offs. The ick is sudden and totally irrational.

I did think that tbh , I see what you mean, there's a bit of difference between the ick and a turn off

All the time. It usually starts with some unsavoury hygiene habit!

Then thats not for no reason I mean even being around them irritating and they're not doing anything unusual

 

[Agent Jack]

I went on a date a few years ago. I really liked him but, when we arrived he got out a crook lock and locked up his car wheel. Ew.

How many years ago? I mean in the 90s and early 00s these were kind of necessary...

 

[Facehugger]

You're lucky you can. We still have a 5 day wait and I can't be arsed with the shoddy picking and short use by dates!

Play it to your advantage Jack. Get complaining about any short dates, freeze what you can & get a refund for it all

 

[cuttle90]

Any man under the age of 50 who likes and or watches snooker/pool/darts is an ICK. Can't think of anything more boring

Unfortunately for me I walked in to the room the other night to see my boyfriend watching the snooker on his phone

My husband watches it, previously the only person I knew to watch it was my grandad!

 

[Facehugger]

I would even go so far as to say that all men who ice skate give the ick unless they are professional ice skaters or hockey players. I’ve had guys invite me to go ice skating together a couple of times, and I had to turn them down because I have no desire to see them either tripping and falling over or trying to impress me with their skills. Ice skating is almost as bad as doing escape rooms!

Im with you on the ice hockey players, or Olympic standard skaters

 

[rosemarina]

So vile.

 

[Pipsy]

or even this Enfield used to be such a lovely quaint town.

The bloke filming is so bloody irritating. Where's that clip from?

 

[JOHN1967]

My ex shared an apartment and he got an en-suite. He’d sit on the toilet with the door open playing on his phone while poohing. I’d be 2 meters away on the bed watching tv

It could have been worse, you could have been, watching, smelling and hearing him.

 

[Facehugger]

girls gotta do what a girls gotta do

Well, there is that!

 

[Agent Jack]

There was a guy on my train last week, probably late 20's? He was with a couple of friends, I thought he was quite cute until I heard him giggle. Massive, instant ick

It's usually the voice or the way they say them instead of those and myself instead of me, like they went to school in HMP Wakefield.

 

[Pipsy]

It's a little boy's name. Rupert is too soft sounding for a man. What would he do as an adult? A nickname like Roo and Roop are stronger but sound silly. It also has braying connotations most would prefer to avoid.

 

[Merpedy]

I thought of my ex in a situation where I was pregnant and the expected way he would act and it just gave me the most massive ick

 

[Agent Jack]

That's what I mean!

I know you did!

He was proper thick and Auntie gave him a management position that he couldn't do!

 

[Hastaggifted]

Guy I was seeing cooked me dinner then proceeded to stare deep into my soul and perform Lose Yourself. Never felt so awkward in my entire life, just the two of us sitting there for the whole song while he held my hand. He didn’t break eye contact and he spat on me several times

Guys who post a holiday picture with the caption ‘had worse Monday’s’ or something to that effect

Something about seeing and/or hearing a guy blowing their nose gives me major ick too

He spat on you?? What?!

 

[Agent Jack]

Heard a guy the other day describe alcoholic drinks as spicy. As in, I asked for a coke and he said ‘sure you don’t want something spicier, like wine or a cocktail?’

no thanks

I wonder what he calls a vagina!