aw i love this sm. glad i made u laughI thought about this comment today when I was at work and had a chuckle to myself.max branning energy
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Swiping on bumble and I see this. 
wasn’t this mentioned a few pages back?
wasn’t this mentioned a few pages back?Maybe he’s a tattler on this thread!
I just read a bit further back about an ick vs general turn off. These are definite icks that have basically ended a relationship:
- Saw him in a dressing gown and slippers and never fancied him again. Gone within a month or so.
- A few icks built up over time and I was desperate so gritted my teeth and tried to get through them. First was not swinging arms when walking, then it was his knees and feet together when he sat on a sofa, later a furry tongue. Also popped a huge cyst thing on his face which splatted onto a mirror, and had daily explosive squits. I did not know about the last thing til we moved in together. Lasted 5 months there.
- One leant over me and he had moobs that kind of dangled into points, hence his name Toblerone bits
They are all genuine icks that just did me in and I could never go back once I noticed them all! These are 3 different men by the way, imagine one with all these
- Saw him in a dressing gown and slippers and never fancied him again. Gone within a month or so.
- A few icks built up over time and I was desperate so gritted my teeth and tried to get through them. First was not swinging arms when walking, then it was his knees and feet together when he sat on a sofa, later a furry tongue. Also popped a huge cyst thing on his face which splatted onto a mirror, and had daily explosive squits. I did not know about the last thing til we moved in together. Lasted 5 months there.
- One leant over me and he had moobs that kind of dangled into points, hence his name Toblerone bits
They are all genuine icks that just did me in and I could never go back once I noticed them all! These are 3 different men by the way, imagine one with all these
I do this but in my defence, I have quite short send, get cold easily and am definitely still a 2003 emoPeople who pull their sleeves down past their wrists. We’re not 2003 emo’s
*arms not send
I always thought the ick was a semi-irrational feeling that suddenly comes over you and you can't get back from but there's nothing irrational about this
Pyramid bitsI just read a bit further back about an ick vs general turn off. These are definite icks that have basically ended a relationship:
- Saw him in a dressing gown and slippers and never fancied him again. Gone within a month or so.
- A few icks built up over time and I was desperate so gritted my teeth and tried to get through them. First was not swinging arms when walking, then it was his knees and feet together when he sat on a sofa, later a furry tongue. Also popped a huge cyst thing on his face which splatted onto a mirror, and had daily explosive squits. I did not know about the last thing til we moved in together. Lasted 5 months there.
- One leant over me and he had moobs that kind of dangled into points, hence his name Toblerone bits
They are all genuine icks that just did me in and I could never go back once I noticed them all! These are 3 different men by the way, imagine one with all these
Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds, their relationship cringes me out beyond belief, it’s just always given me such forced “look how perfect and silly we are” vibes, just can’t be arsed.
Men who wear rubber gloves when doing the washing-up.
Using a sandwich bag as a wash bag.
This has given me the ick…. Asked what he ate when he was out for his birthday meal
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Dropping their water bottle/phone/etc whilst on the treadmill.
the facial expressions of the fella on the right
pls stop. when ppl dance terribly and try too hard to be funny ICKKKKK
Using a carrier bag with your lunch in
also, people who use the words “fizzy pop” for drinks like pepsi
Michael Owen and Rio Ferdinand (my husband likes to watch football). They both make my tina shrivel up.
Men that stand at a busy bar waving their note around trying to get attention. Gives me major ick
Because I like a bit of gossip. On a wide range of subjects.
and Mumsnet is witchy as duck. And so, so man-hating it’s unreal.
So I come here.
Sorry if that gives you the ick.
Even worse, an empty loaf of bread bagUsing a carrier bag with your lunch in
also, people who use the words “fizzy pop” for drinks like pepsi
Went on a blind date with a bloke who had long nails and a change purse now that gave me the ‘ick’
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