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Me and my partner went ice skating today. And he told me he didn’t know if he could ice skate and I got the ick 🤢🤢 imagining them slipping and sliding or falling on their a flailing their hands about.

the fact that I cannot ice skate myself is also irrelevant 🤷🏽‍♀️🤣
 
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I hate it when guys swear excessively. I’m not Shakespeare myself but when they express themselves using nothing but swear words, I can’t help but think they don’t know any other!

Also, guys who work in IT give the ick. It’s such a cliche and often means they have no interests or passions and just went with the flow when choosing their career path.
 
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I went out with a man once who owned a rubber, realistic mask of a politician. It put me right off!
 
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Men with a shoe size under a size 10! 😅
Has to be double digits for me!!
 
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Was out for drinks earlier. This place has half the bar with tables you can sit at if you’re just drinking, and the other half are reserved tables for people who have booked for a meal.

All the ‘just drinking’ tables were full and next to us was an empty but reserved tables. Two blokes kept eyeing it up and edging closer towards it. Then they kept looking at us hoping me and friends were going to invite them to join us. (Wasn’t happening. One was wearing a yellow anorak and the other a Stone Island jacket). They eventually sat down at said reserved table (btw you could not miss the reserved signs) and a member of staff told them to move immediately.

The second hand embarrassment was awful 🤣
 
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Men basting their lips in vaseline
I had one that stole my lip balms as he worked nights outside in the cold and would moan about chapped lips. Once it was the Nivea pink one, with the slight shimmer in it. He didn’t notice and his shimmery lips in his hi-vis gave me the ick.
 
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I had one that stole my lip balms as he worked nights outside in the cold and would moan about chapped lips. Once it was the Nivea pink one, with the slight shimmer in it. He didn’t notice and his shimmery lips in his hi vis gave me the ick.
This reminds me of when i would use a glitter bath bomb as a kid and my dad would then run a bath and be covered in glitter because I hadnt rinsed the bath out properly!!
Speaking of my dad, he went through a bit of a midlife crisis when i was around 14 and one day he walks into the room says hes got something to show me and lifts his top up to show me a nipple piercing he had gotten at the same time as having both his ears pierced:sick:
 
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This reminds me of when i would use a glitter bath bomb as a kid and my dad would then run a bath and be covered in glitter because I hadnt rinsed the bath out properly!!
Speaking of my dad, he went through a bit of a midlife crisis when i was around 14 and one day he walks into the room says hes got something to show me and lifts his top up to show me a nipple piercing he had gotten at the same time as having both his ears pierced:sick:
Men getting glitter on them and not noticing is very ick inducing.

Nipple piercings are even worse for the ick factor! Along with any strange/joke tattoos that incorporate the nipple. 🤢 Men - leave your nipples alone please! Come to think of it an ex of mine used to like stimulating his own nipples during sex and it used to turn me off.
 
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Men getting glitter on them and not noticing is very ick inducing.

Nipple piercings are even worse for the ick factor! Along with any strange/joke tattoos that incorporate the nipple. 🤢 Men - leave your nipples alone please! An ex of mine used to like stimulating his own nipples during sex and it used to turn me off.
Yea im not big on piercings at all tbh During this phase my dad got a load of tattoos over the space of a few months, two on his chest, 4 big ones on his arms. Two of which were a native american lady with her boobs out and a mermaid with her boobs out. I was just mortified, not one of his best moments.
 
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Yea im not big on piercings at all tbh During this phase my dad got a load of tattoos over the space of a few months, two on his chest, 4 big ones on his arms. Two of which were a native american lady with her boobs out and a mermaid with her boobs out. I was just mortified, not one of his best moments.
Crikey I thought my dad did bad getting a bunch of 70s punk references and some barbed wire when he had his mid life crisis. Shortly after Slim Shady came out, he went out and bought “my name is” on a CD format as a single and would play it often on repeat.(it wasn’t his usual genre). I was a teenager at the time and I must admit I felt a certain way. 🥴I think most dads engage in ick inducing behaviour once they hit a certain age.
 
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Crikey I thought my dad did bad getting a bunch of 70s punk references and some barbed wire when he had his mid life crisis. Shortly after Slim Shady came out, he went out and bought “my name is” on a CD format as a single and would play it often on repeat.(it wasn’t his usual genre). I was a teenager at the time and I must admit I felt a certain way. 🥴I think most dads engage in ick inducing behaviour once they hit a certain age.
My dad is and will always be a rocker but he had this workmate who was a bit of an mole but for some reason my dad thought he was great. He would go to the pub with him every friday night wearing hideous oversized bright orange or lime shirts(rather than his usual band tees and jeans)and drink smirnoff ice and shots(my dad is purely a pint man) and he would get so wasted my mum would find him passed out in a field near our house.
 
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😅 My pal once dated a bloke and he was a size 5.5!! She was a UK 8! Enough to give me ick before d*Ick 😅🤐
Also men with little hands. It gives me the ick when you can just see their fingers poking out the bottom of their sleeves.
 
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