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!! School boy hands and a big attitude. Sit down Jake 
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I don’t want to offend anyone, but I’m chatting to someone and he told me he did an escape room this weekend. It’s given me the ick.
Goodness yes! Major ick from me too, so dorky. Imagine if he invites you to do one for your date
Oh no…. And a group photo at the endGoodness yes! Major ick from me too, so dorky. Imagine if he invites you to do one for your date
Just picture doing a Game of Thrones-themed escape room and him sitting on the throne to have his picture takenOh no…. And a group photo at the end
🥲 Or worse, him unable to solve a puzzle and getting hints…Lol stop itJust picture doing a Game of Thrones-themed escape room and him sitting on the throne to have his picture taken
him panicking because the time is running out and he can’t work out the answer.Fancy dress on stag dos.
Men who are a part of a re enactment group.
Been chatting to a man…getting on really well and I casually asked who the lady was in a couple of his profile pics, thinking maybe it was his sister..it’s a friend who he has dated in the past…she’s very pretty and it gave me the real ick
Not sure, but I think your dad likes boobs too much.
Just hope, he doesn't create his own escape room, and ask you to escape from it.Goodness yes! Major ick from me too, so dorky. Imagine if he invites you to do one for your date
Men who play computer/video games
Men who work in recruitment ...sorry to stereotype!
Men who are tight (they're never going to buy you a nice engagement ring, right?)
Men who work in recruitment ...sorry to stereotype!
Men who are tight (they're never going to buy you a nice engagement ring, right?)
Aren't you into knowing which fake rubber axe is best for whacking people around the head with?
Without doubt, the most ickiest thing that I have come across in a man, is when they give their "manhood" a pet name! I was in a relationship with someone who named their's Eric. The ick level went through the roof when he asked me to give "Eric" a kiss. 
Guitar players.
There’s a really good looking guy I know probably 9/10 in looks but he got my ick up as soon as he posted a video up of himself on Facebook playing a guitar. Nope.
There’s a really good looking guy I know probably 9/10 in looks but he got my ick up as soon as he posted a video up of himself on Facebook playing a guitar. Nope.
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Another one who probably resembles "Action Man" down below!
Ok some new icks from me and also my friends:
Orders a girly drink on a date or a single glass of wine for self (getting bottle for table and drinking this is ok). Even worse if he uses a straw.
Small feminine hands
Socks and sandals in public or shoes and no socks
Orders a soft drink or a hot chocolate at a coffee shop.
Tight with money, or asks for a small amount back if shared an Uber for example (anything under £20).
Carrying groceries home in his hands/arms because forgot to bring a bag and didn’t want to pay the 10p for a carrier bag.
Watching a guy eat a rustlers burger like that was a legitimate meal.
Guys who eat leftovers for breakfast
Guys who don’t pluck between their brows and have a monobrow
Spots they don’t squeeze themselves and just sit there on their face.
Seeing a guy sniff his pits to decide if he needs a shower - just shower dude. Same with sniffing underwear
Guys biting their nails OR having long nails or dirty nails
Guys who take a full on backpack everywhere for no reason
Android phones, smashed screen even worse
When their hair at the nape of their neck needs a trim and starts sticking out like a mullet
Putting on a fake accent to say certain words because they think its funny
Having certain phrases they say all the time like it’s a catchphrase or something - give it a rest
Thinking they’re hilarious telling a story that is pure year 7 humour
This is a massive one: Doing the same thing with you as they did with an ex. For example, something as simple as the way they pose in photos with the ex, or a certain type of holiday, certain restaurant. It’s like they’ve got a blueprint and just repeat the same behaviour with a new person.
Guys who have no clue about current social issues or pop culture
Also adding after reading above: guys who film themselves playing instruments and upload it to social media, worst still if you can see their face in the video.
Orders a girly drink on a date or a single glass of wine for self (getting bottle for table and drinking this is ok). Even worse if he uses a straw.
Small feminine hands
Socks and sandals in public or shoes and no socks
Orders a soft drink or a hot chocolate at a coffee shop.
Tight with money, or asks for a small amount back if shared an Uber for example (anything under £20).
Carrying groceries home in his hands/arms because forgot to bring a bag and didn’t want to pay the 10p for a carrier bag.
Watching a guy eat a rustlers burger like that was a legitimate meal.
Guys who eat leftovers for breakfast
Guys who don’t pluck between their brows and have a monobrow
Spots they don’t squeeze themselves and just sit there on their face.
Seeing a guy sniff his pits to decide if he needs a shower - just shower dude. Same with sniffing underwear
Guys biting their nails OR having long nails or dirty nails
Guys who take a full on backpack everywhere for no reason
Android phones, smashed screen even worse
When their hair at the nape of their neck needs a trim and starts sticking out like a mullet
Putting on a fake accent to say certain words because they think its funny
Having certain phrases they say all the time like it’s a catchphrase or something - give it a rest
Thinking they’re hilarious telling a story that is pure year 7 humour
This is a massive one: Doing the same thing with you as they did with an ex. For example, something as simple as the way they pose in photos with the ex, or a certain type of holiday, certain restaurant. It’s like they’ve got a blueprint and just repeat the same behaviour with a new person.
Guys who have no clue about current social issues or pop culture
Also adding after reading above: guys who film themselves playing instruments and upload it to social media, worst still if you can see their face in the video.
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I used to go out with a woman who played a lot of DOTA, a videogame designed for ritalin-infused 12 year olds. This was icky.
She was 30 at the time and used to smack-talk a lot. This was ickier.
Her insult of choice was "stinky bastard". For some reason this was The Ickiest.
She was 30 at the time and used to smack-talk a lot. This was ickier.
Her insult of choice was "stinky bastard". For some reason this was The Ickiest.
She sounds a keeper.
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