"The Ick" #4
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I once dated a guy who loved that companies collected his personal data. 
more concerned about why the marriage failed than you making a stupid bumble joke Rich hun…
It really does. I loathe this passive aggressive stuff in people’s profiles. How do they not see that it screams “I’m a nasty piece of work with anger issues”?
I’ve got a petty one but it happened to me today. I was driving out of a retail park and the exit is up a steep ramp and the man in front of me had no clutch control on his tit car and just kept rolling backwards a few feet everytime it was time to drive up a bit.
Ridiculous but it gave me rage and massive ick
Ridiculous but it gave me rage and massive ick
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Men that can’t drive, men with long hair. The only man that suits long hair is Pete Wicks. Men that drive small girlie cars
Men that can’t drive, men with long hair. The only man that suits long hair is Pete Wicks. Men that drive small girlie cars
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I’m not sure if my requote shows the attachments, but is this the same guy on different days?
Jesus, the first guy. There's no shame in having been depressed but women aren't your bleeping therapist. "I'm sad, a tit shag and not gonna message you, but feel free to message me if you're interested in doing all the work for duck all in return".
Bet he's overrun with matches.
He’s been on for months and it’s always the same poor me blurb. I matched with him once for the craic to tell him he wasn’t doing himself any favours with his info and there are other apps for what he’s looking for. He was offended and went for the same ‘woe is me’ victim mentality. He also looks like a wet drip
Is a “small piss pump” what I think it is?Can't even pin point which is the worst bit about this.
also 5’11” = 5’6”
That sentence alone screams small man trying to be witty at me.
An old friend of mine gave me what I think is a same sex, platonic ick yesterday. I hadn’t seen her in a while and she came round for a brew. She had very chipped red nail polish on, a cut out club wear dress for casual clothing (I thought she would have grown out of that by now) and spoke too much. I don’t want her to come round for any more brews any time soon.
I remember when I got a similar sort of ick about another friend when I found out the weird noise she made was her playing with her dentures with her tongue and it would put me off eating.
I remember when I got a similar sort of ick about another friend when I found out the weird noise she made was her playing with her dentures with her tongue and it would put me off eating.
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When someone eats a boiled egg likes it an apple
When you’re looking up at a guy and see a small ball of snot hanging onto his nose hairs
doesn’t matter how much I fancied you before, my vagina is firmly shut for business.
When you’re looking up at a guy and see a small ball of snot hanging onto his nose hairs
doesn’t matter how much I fancied you before, my vagina is firmly shut for business.
By the way an update, I asked my photoshopped hairlined ex what the deal was about the hairline. His answer “I was visiting Fiddlers Ferry in that pic” all well and very good for him but it wasn’t what I asked! Talk about dodge a question!
On that note he reminded me he likes visiting really industrial places such as ports and power stations, they were his idea of a very good day out and would get really engrossed in programmes about such too. A bit of an ick in itself really looking back.
On that note he reminded me he likes visiting really industrial places such as ports and power stations, they were his idea of a very good day out and would get really engrossed in programmes about such too. A bit of an ick in itself really looking back.
New ick witnessed on the train this morning, fully grown men playing games on their phone 
I'm sure this has been mentioned before but made me physically cringe!
I'm sure this has been mentioned before but made me physically cringe!
My dad still plays Candy Crush on his iPad. I’m sure he’s on level 5,000+. Don’t know how my mum copes.New ick witnessed on the train this morning, fully grown men playing games on their phone
Is it possible to get the ick on yourself?! Because i certainly did this morning!
I was walking towards automatic doors, expecting them to automatically open and they sort of half opened and then got stuck, so I had to step back, they closed and then opened I was just stood there like a dick. Honestly I wanted the doors to just swallow me whole. There were so many people around. I just put my head down and scurried off.
I was walking towards automatic doors, expecting them to automatically open and they sort of half opened and then got stuck, so I had to step back, they closed and then opened I was just stood there like a dick. Honestly I wanted the doors to just swallow me whole. There were so many people around. I just put my head down and scurried off.
David Brent! Who reads that and thinks, ‘catch’
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