On Bumble. This should be a war crime.
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On Bumble. This should be a war crime.
I was on the bus today and thought of this one: guys in public being really into the song they are streaming, mouthing the lyrics or doing this little dance thing.
The DJ I’m dating does this when he’s mixing records at home. I watched him do a little bounce the other night and I was like
36 - why bleeping lie?? Just why. He's not fooling anyone the stupid old bleep.
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He got the numbers the wrong way round lol
Oh my god. I zoomed in on his pic to see what characters he had in boxes on his shelf (he’s 36, fgs 
) and then I noticed IT.
TELL ME WHEN YOU SEE IT
) and then I noticed IT. TELL ME WHEN YOU SEE IT
Blatantly why he's put that picture on.Oh my god. I zoomed in on his pic to see what characters he had in boxes on his shelf (he’s 36, fgs
TELL ME WHEN YOU SEE IT
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Any man with a collection of characters.Oh my god. I zoomed in on his pic to see what characters he had in boxes on his shelf (he’s 36, fgs
TELL ME WHEN YOU SEE IT
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But what actual characters are they? I’m intrigued I can’t make them out.
Men who skip in the gym.
I heard thud, thud, thud over my Beats before. Turned around and some guy was skipping and making eye contact. Unless you’re a boxer you just look ridiculous.
I heard thud, thud, thud over my Beats before. Turned around and some guy was skipping and making eye contact. Unless you’re a boxer you just look ridiculous.
They’re not old cassette tapes, then?
(retro?)He’s had a hard paper round, as they used to say.
Can't even pin point which is the worst bit about this 
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Oh dearOh my god. I zoomed in on his pic to see what characters he had in boxes on his shelf (he’s 36, fgs
TELL ME WHEN YOU SEE IT
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Get in meh binCan't even pin point which is the worst bit about this
I think they’re called Pop figures and they’ve made ones that look like rock starts or characters from films but they have big white heads.
This was his bio. Sounds a bit salty to me at the end…
And why is he wearing black leggings?!
Running for the bus. And missing it.
Even ignoring the indecipherable content, there’s always a lack of full stops in dating bios.Can't even pin point which is the worst bit about this
What a catch. No idea why he's single.Can't even pin point which is the worst bit about this
Maybe the ex wife got the ick with him and his toys.
"Meh"Can't even pin point which is the worst bit about this
Takes longer to type that than 'me'. Idiot.
Supporting Man United!Can't even pin point which is the worst bit about this
Make that Mr Bump. I managed to twist my ankle and smash my kneecap - I was only crossing the street! Sometimes I'm so grateful that I'm not single.
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