I love that a bit of a theme has developed about men falling over. Take note men: work on your balance and centre of gravity 
"The Ick" #4
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Reminds me of the first time I heard Jared Kushner… After months of making people wonder what he could possibly sound like, it was so jarring it inspired news storiesI've so been re-icked today. We had people being shown round at work for interviews. One was eye candy but good god, a wimpy squeaker! The voice just did not go with the man. I had to make out I was busy, couldn't cope
I mean in public situations, like on telly dating shows. If my man wants to declare undying love for me in private that’s ok. If he discussed it with his mates down the pub that’s an ick.
Yuk, he’s like the marshmallow man from ghostbusters
Men who have photos of them taken while they’re sucking a straw in a drink 
(yes, I have just seen that on bumble)
(yes, I have just seen that on bumble)
A lot of men who sit round in dressing gowns are under the illusion they’re giving off Scarface or Rocky vibes but usually it’s more Eyeball Paul vibes instead.
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Or when they're bottom heavy.
I’m imagining a bowling pin shaped man
These make me think of these fellows.I’m imagining a bowling pin shaped man
Weebles wobble but they don’t fall down Maybe these guys who keep falling over need to widen their pelvis
Maybe these guys who keep falling over need to widen their pelvis I’ve had an even bigger ick and I have to report here immediately again. I’ve just entered the wonderful world of SnapChat…
And an associate of mine decided to capture himself on Snapchat, dressing gown clad, then slowly went down to his waist where he was naked and he had tucked his pen between his legs so it looked like he had nothing there. Like it was supposed to be some sort of tease!! He even put a devils face and then zoomed onto his French bulldog. (Another ick to a man owning one, I love dogs but I just can’t cope with a man who owns a Frenchie). It was creepy as duck. Said guy is well known with the ladies round here, fancies himself rotten, bashes sunbeds and powdered white drugs, has Turkish teef and lots of fashion tattoos that will be tramp stamps in a couple of years.
And an associate of mine decided to capture himself on Snapchat, dressing gown clad, then slowly went down to his waist where he was naked and he had tucked his pen between his legs so it looked like he had nothing there. Like it was supposed to be some sort of tease!! He even put a devils face and then zoomed onto his French bulldog. (Another ick to a man owning one, I love dogs but I just can’t cope with a man who owns a Frenchie). It was creepy as duck. Said guy is well known with the ladies round here, fancies himself rotten, bashes sunbeds and powdered white drugs, has Turkish teef and lots of fashion tattoos that will be tramp stamps in a couple of years.
I recognise Rhys Ifans, but I had to look up Eyeball Paul!
Agreed! My ex husband picked the kids up recently and he was dressed head to toe in cream. I tit you not. Even his shoes. The worst bit was the flasher mac. Actually scrub that. It was the polo neck
i have visions of a human custard cream biscuitAgreed! My ex husband picked the kids up recently and he was dressed head to toe in cream. I tit you not. Even his shoes. The worst bit was the flasher mac. Actually scrub that. It was the polo neck
If ever I see him wearing the same stuff again that’s all I will seei have visions of a human custard cream biscuit
Yes!! My husband and he orders curries etc with no veg, just meat & sauce like a bleeping baby
Makes me think of Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs
When they shout ‘GET IN’ when watching the footie and their team score. Makes me shrivel up
Is there some incest going on there? Very bizarre.
ETA - incest being the creepy uncle.
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