“The Ick” #2

[Facehugger]

Modern! Although, classic just reminds me of Mr Bean, which is the last image you want!

Classic Minis cost a pretty penny to buy & maintain, nobody with a empty wallet will drive one

 

[Definitely Maybe]

When people do that I always hear it in Michael Jackson’s voice

Bo Selecta !

 

[265]

When they have a child with a horrible name. Sorry, but it's definitely ick-worthy.

Ellie Goulding has just had her baby, waiting on the awful name.......

I definitely judge men on their kids names.

Reminds me of this story I read this morning.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/lifestyle/...R7EuKuhuvtjaTjoLpnPBfZMadXbjLZmgMglVCwcywZ498

 

[Lovethesun]

Talking about meet me at McDonald’s one time when daytime drinking with a friend. We got hungry so we decided to go to McDonald’s. We got giddy and decided to look at his grindr, we then got the idea create a new profile and ask fellas to come to the bathroom in McDonald’s where we were.

Lol, within half an hour 6-7 fellas came and went into the toilets to come out looking disappointed.

Euwwwwww gross

 

[jarv]

Have always had mixed emotions about these scenarios.

Quite often when I'm having sex with a girlfriend during hot/humid summer months we would work out way into an energetic frenzy that would often end up with both of us perspiring to the point where our bellies would "stick" together, and our faces would also be "glowing"

Of course during those "hectic" moments I never really concerned myself with such things, but afterwards it felt decidedly "icky"

Oh definitely! I mean I think you should be a bit sticky but I’ve never actually been dripped onto like a leaky tap and I just couldn’t get past it

 

[Hastaggifted]

Was this the thread where someone had been with a lad who his Mum washed his wank flannel that he kept under his pillow, or am I getting mixed up with the one that went severely south into the depths of debauchery & got binned?

Whaaaatttt. That is grim

 

[StormSolitaire]

I really hate the whole “wine you and dine you” thing. I’ve had a few men say that to me over the years and something about it annoys me. Like I need looking after or something.

And the word ‘pamper’ knocks me sick. As if we’re not capable of doing stuff ourselves.

 

[Facehugger]

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Someone obviously sits the wrong way round on one of the seats as we've had yellow dribbles at the back & brown marks at the front of the seat.

Wth, are you sure its even human??


One woman was even caught leg up on the seat washing her fanny as she flushed, she'd not even locked the door.

Oh dear Lord, I can't unsee that


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Sorry, it just peed (not literally) me off today, how can people be So dirty? I was definitely icked to say the least, my work shoes are out in the garden for now

Don't know what you're laughing at @265, it's not bloody funny. The dog will probably add insult to injury and go piss on my shoes now.

 

[Woolmercardington]

Men in baseball caps.

They always remind me of Forest Gump.

 

[HowlOwl]

Exactly like my husband when we went for a walk the other day. I had leggings, hoodie and a thin coat. He wore jeans, t-shirt, jumper, coat, wooly hat and gloves! And he kept moaning it was cold. It was 14 degrees and sunny!!

This sounds so like my brother!

 

[quinzel]

I had a colleague who used to literally smell like shit. It was so bad, I really think she needed someone to have a word with her but she was quite high up so I don't think anyone had the guts to. The lady next to her used to always sneakily spray loads of perfume around her when she went away from her desk.

Another time when I was managing a team we had a new lady with us who everyone was getting to know. She'd got up and come back to her desk and one of my colleagues said loudly "Eww can anyone else smell furniture polish?" the new lady said "that must be my perfume, I just sprayed some in the toilet." awkward!

 

[aimzalicious]

I mean where do you even start with this

That right there is the ultimate softboi. You should submit to beam me up softboi on IG

 

[Clickbait]

Men shaving any part of their body gives me the Ick. I don't mind a trim but shaving or waxing it all off is just not on! Give me a hairy beast vs a plucked chicken any day

Apart from an excessively hairy back surely?

 

[Facehugger]

You're right, I'm pretty sure it was on the first "The Ick" thread!

Thank you, I didn't think I was going mad that's the worst bloke ick I think I remember reading lol!

 

[37BBL]

I totally agree with this. I find it actually quite aggressive especially when it’s a man doing it. I haaaate it. Such a power play - or, someone with fuck all social skills who doesn’t realise how unnecessary it is.

Totally agree with this one. I can't stand it either and find it really patronising.

 

[265]

I can't remember either. I'm just off to burn all my old vinyl, including The Police

Don't do that, could be worth a fortune, I have Bay City Roller albums that must be worth shitloads, I bet some of their songs
would give people the ICK!

 

[Facehugger]

Nah lol just when they haven’t locked the door and you walk in on them

Happens to us all my lads mates were round once, I opened my lav door & his friend was sat there in all his glory having a crap. And I know this because he was unwinding the bog roll. I just said 'Morning' and walked out again

 

[quinzel]

I’ve had the ick about pretty much every man I’ve met since 2012. I used to call it SRS- sudden repulsion syndrome It would just come on literally overnight and that’d be it- done. Once you get it, there is NO going back. Unless anyone here has had it and then got over it?!?!?

Yesssss I’ve had this! I had to dump them, there was no going back for me. I can’t even put my finger on what it was.

 

[indigomoon]

“if I booked a hotel room would you come?”

My response would be - "not if you were as shite in bed as you are at chatting me up"

 

[265]

Slightly dramatic

Actually no, I'm a motorcycle courier who busts his balls all year around.