Cardigan?When my ex used to button up his cardigan
He would take his time and do it in slow motion because he didn’t want to leave after we hooked up for sex.
Why I shagged him I will never know.
This I had a bloke pull up alongside me yesterday in one saying I was blocking an exit (he’d just got out ofMen driving minis.
Are we talking Classic or modern??Men driving minis.
Modern! Although, classic just reminds me of Mr Bean, which is the last image you want!Are we talking Classic or modern??
No, John Cleese in a mini is the last image you want.....Modern! Although, classic just reminds me of Mr Bean, which is the last image you want!
Classic Minis cost a pretty penny to buy & maintain, nobody with a empty wallet will drive oneModern! Although, classic just reminds me of Mr Bean, which is the last image you want!
True! Glad I’ve got my own moneyClassic Minis cost a pretty penny to buy & maintain, nobody with a empty wallet will drive one
That's what I mean, at least classic mini man won't be on the beg off you will heTrue! Glad I’ve got my own money
Oh godI’m shocked!! So this does nothing for you?
I can. New mini & a Love Island contestant wearing a cardiganOh godThe Union Jack roof tinted out makes it even worse. A mini and a love island contestant, couldn’t think of anything worse.
AND flip flops !I can. New mini & a Love Island contestant wearing a cardigan
I bet he keeps his car keys in one of those cross body man satchels as wellAND flip flops !
You my friend, win in the weird boyfriend stakes. I’m still trying to process this... The cat had teeth right?I went out with a man my bestie called:"chicken chewer"
He'd cook chicken for his cat, let it cool down, then... pre-chew it for the cat, before putting the chickeny globules into the cat's bowl for said cat to enjoy.
I'm certain that cat used to blink twice at me, hoping for escape.
It's the prize no one wants to win... but I'm proud to take the honours, for now, I'm sure there are are further weirdos still to be revealed!You my friend, win in the weird boyfriend stakes. I’m still trying to process this... The cat had teeth right?
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