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Omg you know like when you’re a bbq and you have to have your food on your lap...that thing where you turn your knees in to support the plate and your feet turn in slightly...any man that does that instantly gives me the ick
be a man and spread them legs and hold the damn plate 
Omg yesOmg you know like when you’re a bbq and you have to have your food on your lap...that thing where you turn your knees in to support the plate and your feet turn in slightly...any man that does that instantly gives me the ick
Men who wear slippers
Just started watching vickings , now wouldn’t normally go for a long haired man but Ragnar omg can I meet a man like him (looks) not personality but there’s a manly man
. Bet he doesn’t wear Lycra , sit with his legs crossed or call people hun 
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Omg I LOVE long hair on a man, but when it's thinning and long... Obviously, that's ick.Omg yes
Men who wear slippers
Just started watching vickings , now wouldn’t normally go for a long haired man but Ragnar omg can I meet a man like him (looks) not personality but there’s a manly man
Totally agree. I’ve learned now to swipe left on dog pic / comment guys. They’re invariably painfully boring and think dog ownership = personality but they’re wrong.
And omg yes to this too. This absolutely incenses me. It instantly puts me in a bad mood. I don’t know why but to me it’s one of the worst dating profile sins. I think it’s the hint of aggression, as you say. And desperation. It just sucks any trace of fun out of it.
I’ve reported a guy before whose profile said “you’d better look like your pics, or you’re buying the drinks til you do.” I just found that so bleeping misogynistic and threatening and laddish.
I would actually be really interested in knowing more about the science of ick. If there is one. Does anyone know? I think someone ages ago said it was to steer us away from the wrong people which would make sense but I feel like my ick radar might be calibrated a little too sensitively if so
This thread never fails to make me properly laugh out loud and also makes me feel so grateful for the companionship on Tattle
I always think poorly of the "no time wasters" etc guys because I'm like.. Dude. This is your first impression and you're already angry and judgey. Wtf?Totally agree. I’ve learned now to swipe left on dog pic / comment guys. They’re invariably painfully boring and think dog ownership = personality but they’re wrong.
And omg yes to this too. This absolutely incenses me. It instantly puts me in a bad mood. I don’t know why but to me it’s one of the worst dating profile sins. I think it’s the hint of aggression, as you say. And desperation. It just sucks any trace of fun out of it.
I’ve reported a guy before whose profile said “you’d better look like your pics, or you’re buying the drinks til you do.” I just found that so bleeping misogynistic and threatening and laddish.
I would actually be really interested in knowing more about the science of ick. If there is one. Does anyone know? I think someone ages ago said it was to steer us away from the wrong people which would make sense but I feel like my ick radar might be calibrated a little too sensitively if so
This thread never fails to make me properly laugh out loud and also makes me feel so grateful for the companionship on Tattle
No thanks.
Exactly! It's like they have high expectations before they've even matched with you, but... well what are they bringing to the table? Not a good personality, clearly.I always think poorly of the "no time wasters" etc guys because I'm like.. Dude. This is your first impression and you're already angry and judgey. Wtf?
His bio is written as if he doesn’t reside in England. Douchebag.
I share the slipper hatred! If a man walked into a room with those monster claws or huge round football slippers on, my vagina would dry up so much it would disintegrate. Or those old man moccasins. Why do slippers have this effect?! Maybe in a past life I was clubbed to death with a fluffy monster claw
@LucilleBluth I would LOVE to know the science behind it too as there must be more to it than just not liking something? It’s a full blown body and soul hatred that can come on so suddenly and that’s it, no way forward. I met someone who had that sort of brushed forward emo hair. Had a shower with him and realised his hairline was receding sooooo much, like inches further back than you’d think, hence his brushed forward mop. Immediate ick, was constantly waiting to see the sixhead pop out again. Bleugh.
@LucilleBluth I would LOVE to know the science behind it too as there must be more to it than just not liking something? It’s a full blown body and soul hatred that can come on so suddenly and that’s it, no way forward. I met someone who had that sort of brushed forward emo hair. Had a shower with him and realised his hairline was receding sooooo much, like inches further back than you’d think, hence his brushed forward mop. Immediate ick, was constantly waiting to see the sixhead pop out again. Bleugh.
Think it’s because they are so unmanly & remind me of my dadI share the slipper hatred! If a man walked into a room with those monster claws or huge round football slippers on, my vagina would dry up so much it would disintegrate. Or those old man moccasins. Why do slippers have this effect?! Maybe in a past life I was clubbed to death with a fluffy monster claw
@LucilleBluth I would LOVE to know the science behind it too as there must be more to it than just not liking something? It’s a full blown body and soul hatred that can come on so suddenly and that’s it, no way forward. I met someone who had that sort of brushed forward emo hair. Had a shower with him and realised his hairline was receding sooooo much, like inches further back than you’d think, hence his brushed forward mop. Immediate ick, was constantly waiting to see the sixhead pop out again. Bleugh.
. Slippers and dressing gowns ick ick ickOh my god he’s liked me again but made a new profile and edited his bio.
Disney fan - instant ick
Disney fan - instant ick
Oh what a catch.
You can tell the type of person he’s pitching himself to ... you see them on First Dates all the time. Animal loving Disney fans who are quite sweet and probably overly trusting and a bit vulnerable.
Long hair is so freaking hot honestly. This guy I fancy has such beautiful hair I just wanna play with it.
Idk if it's just a him thing though, never been keen before but this guy is so fit.
But yeah thinning is ick. Deceiving with a hat on when your bald on top is also very ick!!!
My ickes in men:
1. Men who get a bath. The thought of him climbing out makes my SKIN crawl.
2. Men who lick their spoon after then last scoop of yoghurt or whatever it is they're eating. VOM.
3. When a man stands up and you see his bum crack. Urghhh!!!!
4. Men who have an unhealthy relationship with their mums. (80% of men)
I could go on and on hahahaha
1. Men who get a bath. The thought of him climbing out makes my SKIN crawl.
2. Men who lick their spoon after then last scoop of yoghurt or whatever it is they're eating. VOM.
3. When a man stands up and you see his bum crack. Urghhh!!!!
4. Men who have an unhealthy relationship with their mums. (80% of men)
I could go on and on hahahaha
Men who wear earmuffs. Not very manly if you ask me.
What me and my friends like to call a Capfish
Dying laughing at this
but it’s so true. This thread is honestly the best remedy for the single blues!
yes! and when they get on all fours to look for something - ewDying laughing at this
Now I’ve got images of ex bfs getting out of the bath and it’s making me feel 
I’d never thought of it before and It’s creeped me out.
I’d never thought of it before and It’s creeped me out.
My dad used to wear a really short dressing gown and be always bending over to look for the tv remote or whatever
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