The ICK #12

[it’s not been changed?!]

seeing grown men and women furiously sucking on Stanley cup straws. Sorry.

 

[qqwertyy]

When people refer to ‘baby’ instead of ‘the baby’ or the kids actual name for eg;

‘Yes but baby won’t settle’
‘Just changing baby’s nappy’

Argh! I always imagine it’s toffs who talk like this too…

I used to be a teacher and always hated ‘mum’ in that context too - ‘shall we call mum about little Jonny’s behaviour?’ ‘Let’s get mum in for a chat’.

 

[CheeseisMyGod]

My husband is trying to grow a moustache.

I want to slap it off his face.

 

[qqwertyy]

Saw a man walking down the street earlier eating supermarket ham straight out of the packet.

 

[Weefa]

Bono

In particular when he says "uno, dos, tres, catorce" at the start of Vertigo

 

[GamerLlama87]

Fully grey tattoo sleeves. Very chavvy imo. Always generic clouds, sun rays, maybe a clock or some angel wings thrown in. Usually worn by husbands of the new build, crushed velvet, new balance and dry robe to walk little Tyson types

 

[Wynonna]

A man got on the bus this morning (at 5.30am) stinking of weed then he got out a 2 litre bottle of Coke from his bag and started swigging it from the bottle.

 

[Weefa]

Today in Lidl. Young guy in front of me had a small amount of shopping. He had a backpack for carrying it all. So far, so normal.

While queuing he swung his backpack around to his front and put it on across his chest.

Then packaged up his purchases like he was a kangaroo.

Ick

 

[Por Que?]

Long nails used as lip balm scoops

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

I work with someone who, whenever they buy new shoes, they change into them in the office and wear them around the office until they decide if they want to keep them or not. And I don’t mean they wear them for 1 days. It’s a few weeks, until the return period is almost up.

 

[ChastityDingle]

'Foodie' or even worse 'massive foodie' - as opposed to what?

I saw someone asking on Reddit recently about nice restaurants to visit in some city. 'We like such and such, and even more importantly, we will have a foodie with us.'

SHADDUP.

 

[Hollie Day]

Women who refer to their partner as 'Daddy'

Saw a pic online of a woman holding up a bag saying 'look what Daddy bought me' with her smiling husband in the background

 

[CatsCake&Coffee]

Someone on Facebook, mid to late 30's, recently went to Japan and chased pokemon and anime the whole time. Its just weird.

 

[petitspois]

Adults eating peperamis

That should definitely be a private activity. The branding is very teenage for a start but the fact that the grizzled item looks like a dried up donkey penis and needs unveiling from a plastic sheath is downright criminal.

 

[Pesky Tarian]

Watching my husband do a million tiny manoeuvres to get off the drive rather than get out of the car and move the wheelie bin .

 

[pinkmug]

People who refuse to hold on to a bar on the bus or the metro, trying to look cool. One sharp turn and they are flailing and tumbling like infomercial elderly, why are you arguing with gravity

 

[Strawbeary]

The little pee dot men get on their boxers. I can’t grasp how it happens. It definitely does not happen to us women. What do you mean it seeps out after you’re done shaking? Shake some more! Ugh. Men.

 

[erb73]

Men doing skin on skin with their newborn and putting it on social media. It really makes me cringe

 

[Hastaggifted]

Training with my PT, he said "look in the mirror at how different our bodies are"

I said "Yeah, you're fit and muscly and I'm not" he laughed. I laughed. And he moved exercises quickly.

I told my husband later on and he was laughing saying he obviously meant look at what his body is doing and see how different yours is and copy what hes doing.

Well it wasn't obvious to me that's what he was saying? 🫣

 

[qqwertyy]

Grown men on TikTok full stop (or Snapchat)