The ICK #12

[BearOnChair]

It's probably been mentioned but men walking around shops topless and those tiny shorts women wear where their bum cheeks hang out

I think just men in general being topless unless at the beach or swimming pool or in your own home. No one needs to see it. Especially not with a thin smattering of back hair or long nipple hairs

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

Men who have wild nostril hair. He has just liked me on bumble

 

[KingOfLove]

Men called Pat

 

[Pesky Tarian]

Fully grown men who own lava lamps.

 

[EvilJigglypuff]

Just seen a tiktok about a woman’s boyfriend who gets her birthday cards from her teddies, signs them from her teddies “to mummy” and makes AI images of her teddies picking the card in the shop. Absolutely fucking not.

 

[Pesky Tarian]

You know when people have a sexy voice so you build up a mental image of them, then you actually get to meet them and realise they have no business having a sexy voice WHAT SO EVER!.

 

[ellapeck]

People who lick their finger before turning the page of a book.

 

[BanditHealer]

People who post generic quotes and attribute them to a celebrity. Absolute ick when a man sent me this.

 

[DrNooo]

People who who think “respite” (in the context of usually elderly people having some short-term care) is written as “rest bite”. I’ve seen actual nurses write this in patient notes and it grates me every time.

 

[Brian Butterfield]

Grown ass adults that like Dr Who.

 

[Thank(space)you]

People who refer to their children as "crotch goblins" or "semen demons"

 

[Scotia]

When people use the phrase 'date night'

“Date night with this one”

 

[charlied0106]

“Date night with this one”

"Boy done good"

 

[April89]

A guy I work with is obsessed with how much he farts, makes me itch!
He talks about it way too much. He told us as a random point one day, that he has dietary needs and that’s why. We all laughed and sympathised it’s no big deal. But now he talks about it everyday!! He’s on and on about stories where he farts near his wife and she feels grossed out, he farted on the train and people were disgusted, everyday we get the topic being brought up. Complete Ick.

 

[EvilJigglypuff]

A man writing a review of a local cafe "The hot chocolate is to die for". You just know he wears one of these hats as he wraps his cold trembling hands around the mug.

As he gently blows on it

 

[Hollie Day]

Toe rings (on men and women)

 

[qqwertyy]

Couples who are holding hands then swing them over bollards rather than let go

 

[qqwertyy]

I’m on holiday so I’d like to nominate the man next to me who’s just gone swimming in his undies because he forgot his trunks

 

[Samf2020]

Mentioned before my colleague with his tiny pastry in a bag every morning, just watched him struggle to push the door open while holding said mini pastry bag and the ick was even worse. He will now go into kitchen to make a coffee and then proceed to spill most of it on his way to his desk because he cant manage to walk and carry it.
You can tell he is in by following the coffee spills on the recently cleaned carpets.
How can one man cause so many icks?

 

[qqwertyy]

Just seen a man rummaging around in the reduced section in M&S. Far too eager to get a quid off a cheese sandwich.