The ICK #12

[EvilJigglypuff]

A man writing a review of a local cafe "The hot chocolate is to die for". You just know he wears one of these hats as he wraps his cold trembling hands around the mug.

As he gently blows on it

 

[qqwertyy]

Couples who are holding hands then swing them over bollards rather than let go

 

[DrNooo]

People who who think “respite” (in the context of usually elderly people having some short-term care) is written as “rest bite”. I’ve seen actual nurses write this in patient notes and it grates me every time.

 

[qqwertyy]

I’m on holiday so I’d like to nominate the man next to me who’s just gone swimming in his undies because he forgot his trunks

 

[Samf2020]

Mentioned before my colleague with his tiny pastry in a bag every morning, just watched him struggle to push the door open while holding said mini pastry bag and the ick was even worse. He will now go into kitchen to make a coffee and then proceed to spill most of it on his way to his desk because he cant manage to walk and carry it.
You can tell he is in by following the coffee spills on the recently cleaned carpets.
How can one man cause so many icks?

 

[DrNooo]

Men playing the flute (specifically the pursing of lips that they have to do to make the sound).

 

[Tide'sout]

As soon as the sun comes out, so do the men in their midlife crisis cars

 

[Hollie Day]

Toe rings (on men and women)

 

[Hollie Day]

Galentines day

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

Just filmed myself wrapping something up for vinted. Gave myself the ick but you can’t trust these scammers.

 

[Thank(space)you]

People who refer to their children as "crotch goblins" or "semen demons"

 

[qqwertyy]

Just seen a man rummaging around in the reduced section in M&S. Far too eager to get a quid off a cheese sandwich.

 

[Mamacita]

What about:

'Daddy's Little Princess On Board'.

Changed my mind on the no ramming thing

 

[Islawight]

Man doing leg stretches before getting on a kids trampoline with his 5 year old. I was expecting to see him do somersaults and shit but all he did was hop. Wtf.

 

[Pesky Tarian]

The way my husband has to make putting the tent up stressful. When my son wants to sleep in the garden he and I can pop it up in 15 mins no bother, but come holiday time husband gets involved and overcomplicates everything just so he gets to use his little rubber mallet 🫠.

 

[holliebollie]

I love these threads. Just endlessly funny.

One of my current icks is the way people clutch their vapes tightly with their whole fist as if they're afraid to loosen their grip.

They are kind of like dummies for adults and you’ve seen how strong a grip toddlers have on their ACTUAL dummies! Same thing. I couldn’t date someone who vaped. All these teenagers who’ll end up with cat arse mouths as they’re puckering up like 500 times a day!! ICK

 

[CheeseisMyGod]

Men who constantly bounce their leg.

My manager does it all the time. Like we know you're jiggling your balls. Stop it.

 

[maytoseptember]

They let him go eventually. Many years later I found out he had transitioned which was a real curve ball for someone so obsessed with his penis.

You might be surprised to hear that most men who transition are total perverts obsessed with their own penis (I knew one of these types too). Most never get the either.

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

seeing grown men and women furiously sucking on Stanley cup straws. Sorry.

 

[gem7117]

People who throw litter
People who spit
People who aren’t kind to animals
People who pick their teeth, look at it and put it back in their mouth after eating.
People farting/burping when people are eating.