The ICK #12

[Pesky Tarian]

My optician today had live, laugh, love around his bicep .

 

[Tretps29]

This one is niche but the hot weather made me realise I have a massive ick when men driving cars hang their right arm out of the window like they’re crushing Miami South beach in their ford focus.

 

[Hastaggifted]

Mums taking their kids to school in their pyjamas and dressing gowns. How lazy can you be?! It would take a few minutes to chuck some leggings and a jumper on and coat over the top.

 

[Islawight]

My husband is going on a stag and they’ve planned to pedal one of these.

 

[Islawight]

A mate’s new fella playing the violin in her kitchen. It was so hard to keep a straight face whilst he was playing a tune that sounded like I was aboard the titanic waiting for it to sink.

 

[HoGi]

A guy I am in the talking stage to asked what I wear to bed but then when I asked him back genuinely used the phrase "think winnie the pooh" a fucking tshirt and no pants?! Grow up

 

[petitspois]

A new colleague at work. If it wasn't icky enough that she refers to her children as 'the puppies' she has just mentioned she's meeting 'big doggy' for lunch. Big doggy being her husband

That's absolutely disgusting. Is she 'bitch'?

 

[skysky101]

The phrase 'picky bits'.

 

[Sir Lancelot]

Admin guy walked into our office last week and said loudly, "HAPPY FRISKY FRIDAY, FOLKS!" and was met by silence.

I think atmosphere was actually vacuumed from the room.
He went quietly to his desk and spoke to nobody for the rest of the day.

 

[Islawight]

Men de icing their cars with a little plastic scraper. Get some de icer and whack the heaters on in your car for a few mins. If youre in a real rush a bit of like warm water always does the trick

I was blessed years ago to witness a dick neighbour pour a kettle of water over his windscreen and crack it. Cheered me right up on a gloomy morning!

 

[petitspois]

Remember those big yellow steering wheel locks that used to be popular years ago? I was waiting in a pub beer garden for a guy I was seeing when he drove in, attached his massive lock then took ages to fuss about inside the car, got out, locked it then walked around checking each door (when the car had central locking) and then walked towards me. My vagina has sealed itself shut by the time he sat down.

 

[Hastaggifted]

Some one said I'll be back at 50 past. I said excuse me, say that again?! As I was in such shock. He repeated 50 past.
You mean 10 to? Yeah, 50 past.

Get away from me you wrong un

WTF.

🫣

 

[Fledgling Psycho]

The major ick for me will always be beards. A trim one is fine but ghastly Cap'n Birdseye types, gross foot long frizzy unkempt beards are the zenith of ickendom in my opinion.

 

[TooFarScone]

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

Men who have wild nostril hair. He has just liked me on bumble

 

[Pesky Tarian]

Fully grown men who own lava lamps.

 

[Brian Butterfield]

Grown ass adults that like Dr Who.

 

[BearOnChair]

It's probably been mentioned but men walking around shops topless and those tiny shorts women wear where their bum cheeks hang out

I think just men in general being topless unless at the beach or swimming pool or in your own home. No one needs to see it. Especially not with a thin smattering of back hair or long nipple hairs

 

[Pesky Tarian]

You know when people have a sexy voice so you build up a mental image of them, then you actually get to meet them and realise they have no business having a sexy voice WHAT SO EVER!.

 

[April89]

A guy I work with is obsessed with how much he farts, makes me itch!
He talks about it way too much. He told us as a random point one day, that he has dietary needs and that’s why. We all laughed and sympathised it’s no big deal. But now he talks about it everyday!! He’s on and on about stories where he farts near his wife and she feels grossed out, he farted on the train and people were disgusted, everyday we get the topic being brought up. Complete Ick.