The ICK #12

[Pinkii]

Vaping.

Seeing people sucking on a USB stick gives me such an ick ( sorry vape smokers )

 

[Weefa]

If we are driving, and turn a corner into bright sunlight, husband will say "oh that's sharp" as he puts down the sun visor.

It is BRIGHT
Not SHARP

Nobody says that's a sharp light.
Ick.

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

My colleague and i went out in my car on our lunch break. I nipped out and left her sat in the car and when I got back in, she’d been vaping in my car and didn’t think I would notice. Except my car stunk of blackberries or something. Maybe I’m overreacting, but I think it’s rude to do it in someone else’s car.

 

[Tretps29]

This one is niche but the hot weather made me realise I have a massive ick when men driving cars hang their right arm out of the window like they’re crushing Miami South beach in their ford focus.

 

[mindlessness]

I love these threads. Just endlessly funny.

One of my current icks is the way people clutch their vapes tightly with their whole fist as if they're afraid to loosen their grip.

 

[Hastaggifted]

Mums taking their kids to school in their pyjamas and dressing gowns. How lazy can you be?! It would take a few minutes to chuck some leggings and a jumper on and coat over the top.

 

[Islawight]

My husband is going on a stag and they’ve planned to pedal one of these.

 

[Catlady1973]

Using the word ‘girlie’ ie ‘I’m a matcha girlie’ STFU

 

[HoGi]

A guy I am in the talking stage to asked what I wear to bed but then when I asked him back genuinely used the phrase "think winnie the pooh" a fucking tshirt and no pants?! Grow up

 

[Pesky Tarian]

My optician today had live, laugh, love around his bicep .

 

[skysky101]

The phrase 'picky bits'.

 

[petitspois]

Remember those big yellow steering wheel locks that used to be popular years ago? I was waiting in a pub beer garden for a guy I was seeing when he drove in, attached his massive lock then took ages to fuss about inside the car, got out, locked it then walked around checking each door (when the car had central locking) and then walked towards me. My vagina has sealed itself shut by the time he sat down.

 

[Fledgling Psycho]

The major ick for me will always be beards. A trim one is fine but ghastly Cap'n Birdseye types, gross foot long frizzy unkempt beards are the zenith of ickendom in my opinion.

 

[Islawight]

A mate’s new fella playing the violin in her kitchen. It was so hard to keep a straight face whilst he was playing a tune that sounded like I was aboard the titanic waiting for it to sink.

 

[petitspois]

A new colleague at work. If it wasn't icky enough that she refers to her children as 'the puppies' she has just mentioned she's meeting 'big doggy' for lunch. Big doggy being her husband

That's absolutely disgusting. Is she 'bitch'?

 

[Sir Lancelot]

Admin guy walked into our office last week and said loudly, "HAPPY FRISKY FRIDAY, FOLKS!" and was met by silence.

I think atmosphere was actually vacuumed from the room.
He went quietly to his desk and spoke to nobody for the rest of the day.

 

[BearOnChair]

My husband is sat in bed typing on his tablet using a tiny keyboard. It's propped up on his knees so his arms are like a T-Rex poking away at the keys.

 

[Islawight]

Men de icing their cars with a little plastic scraper. Get some de icer and whack the heaters on in your car for a few mins. If youre in a real rush a bit of like warm water always does the trick

I was blessed years ago to witness a dick neighbour pour a kettle of water over his windscreen and crack it. Cheered me right up on a gloomy morning!

 

[Hastaggifted]

Some one said I'll be back at 50 past. I said excuse me, say that again?! As I was in such shock. He repeated 50 past.
You mean 10 to? Yeah, 50 past.

Get away from me you wrong un

WTF.

🫣

 

[TooFarScone]