The ICK #12

[Strawbeary]

The little pee dot men get on their boxers. I can’t grasp how it happens. It definitely does not happen to us women. What do you mean it seeps out after you’re done shaking? Shake some more! Ugh. Men.

 

[emmer_moans]

I was at parkrun yesterday and was overtaken by another parkrunner who was running barefoot, on concrete path that was flooded a week ago so still had silt at the edges, and it's a path dogwalkers use so there's probably dog poo traces on the concrete. Got the massive ick.

 

[Hastaggifted]

When you click on someone's story and it was posted 36 seconds ago 🫣

 

[Pesky Tarian]

Just seen a two seater convertible with a sticker on the back that said Double Trouble.

Instantly imagined the couple introducing themselves at parties as that .

 

[digsydelilah]

A man at work who has harry potter stanley cup

“You’re a hydrator, Harry.”

 

[holliebollie]

A dad watching swimming classes last week. Had hair on the nape of his neck which was about 3 inches long- GET A TRIM. Imagine waking up looking at that in bed. Then he opened a bag of scampi fries. THEN he whipped off his shoes and socks and nearly hit the woman next to him with one. I was just watching in horror thinking, ‘Go and stand in the shoe area and do this instead of whipping unsuspecting victims with your disgusting old socks’ Ugh. Couldn’t take my eyes off him!!

 

[gem7117]

people who throw litter on the street, use a bin.

 

[Thank(space)you]

The word boobies

 

[Antique Teapot]

Not that I can specifically think of any, but any meal that contains both chicken and egg. Maybe a chicken salad with hard boiled egg? The idea of eating chicken alongside something that came out of another chicken's bum makes me feel . And no, I'm not vegetarian, far from it, and happily eat separate meals with chicken and egg!

 

[call.me.coco]

People with no balance on the Tube who’d rather fall onto me than hold a pole. 🫠

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

Men who call themselves “jay”.

 

[qqwertyy]

It’s a massive ick for me when I see people I know commenting on insta reels with the key words to get recipes or training programmes or whatever. Bonus points if it’s something cringe like ‘comment WINNER to get my guide on how to get a million followers in two days!’.

 

[qqwertyy]

Another day, another ick - men who cycle or run to work so arrive in their special little outfit (bonus points for padded shorts) then have to shower and get changed before starting work.

 

[merlot]

Middle aged people referring to their other half as girlfriend or boyfriend

This! But “partner” is cringe too

 

[qqwertyy]

People whose social media looks like this.
T W T

 

[Thank(space)you]

People who say "hehe"
"Haha" is fine. "Hehe" is not

 

[EffingDust]

There's a fella I work with who has these really thick lens glasses and they make his eyes look really close together like a cyclops.

My ick is where someone wears glasses and they obviously never clean them. Like you can see the smears on the glass and the grime on the nose bits

 

[Hollie Day]

Choreographed wedding dances

 

[qqwertyy]

Men making Huel shakes in their little beaker then shaking it like they’re Tom Cruise

 

[Hollie Day]

A man at work who has harry potter stanley cup