The ICK #12

[Fledgling Psycho]

On a train journey recently I saw three or more older men 50+ with top knots and beards with plaits. One of the top knots was about the size of a ferrero roches (spelling) and looked ridiculous. I couldn't help wondering how much hair he actually had to create this teeny bun thing on the top of his bonce.

 

[ellapeck]

Stag dos and Hen nights.

Just no.

I get the ick over the inflatable penises and cock straws at hen parties they're tacky and so outdated. May just be me being wound too tight... personally I'd cringe so much. I would not want to be part of a hen night that had all that crude stuff along with a banner saying "same penis forever".

Also how do people afford a UK hen party and an abroad one? surely that's a new ish thing because 10 years ago that wasn't the norm.

 

[GBNI]

I swear vapists are the most selfish people.

 

[pommynoir]

Men that are active on social media.

 

[ahkrin]

The guy at the motorway services who washed his hands then drank the warm tap water

 

[emmer_moans]

Katie Price's new man getting Harvey's name tattooed on himself He's been married to Katie for 5 mins. Lovebombing galore

 

[Hastaggifted]

Its 16° for goodness sake. Put your man boobs and pale body away. Put your t-shirt back on fgs.

 

[Rosie glow]

It's probably been mentioned but men walking around shops topless and those tiny shorts women wear where their bum cheeks hang out

 

[Kim Mild]

My husband has started wearing a bucket hat . It's bloody awful .

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

When the hairdresser shows you the back of your hair, but you realise you look like a sack of potatoes from behind. Working in an office has turned me into a blob.

 

[bubbadabut]

Men who use the term "Babygirl"

 

[Freda Fandango]

Bald heads on the top with long straggly hair down the back and sides

 

[merlot]

They dont see it as socially unacceptable, imagine smoking in someone's bedroom.. for me theres little difference, both are an equal assault on my nose & chest
Its NOT ok

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

2 women at work keep saying “ferile” when they mean “feral”.

 

[qqwertyy]

Groups of men on a night out in fancy dress costumes. Bonus ick points if they’re doing that weird jeering/chanting thing.

 

[Por Que?]

Men with vapes on a lanyard around their neck

 

[chanel opi]

The thought of your boyfriend on a plane specifically him being on an incline whilst the plane takes off with his belt on hopelessly floating in the air

 

[Newroundhere]

I just walked passed a pregnant woman who had a top on with the words MAMMA written across the chest

 

[Islawight]

At a festival and a group of guys hugging and singing along to Justin Timberlake cry me a river. They knew every word!

 

[Pesky Tarian]

My sister is trying to get us tickets to a gig she wants to go to and keeps referring to them as tix in the chat .