The ICK #12

[TooFarScone]

Men using little battery hand fans

 

[DrNooo]

People who make being northern their entire personality.

(apologies to northerners, I have no issue with those of you who don’t do this)

 

[digsydelilah]

A man at work who has harry potter stanley cup

“You’re a hydrator, Harry.”

 

[gem7117]

people who throw litter on the street, use a bin.

 

[Antique Teapot]

Not that I can specifically think of any, but any meal that contains both chicken and egg. Maybe a chicken salad with hard boiled egg? The idea of eating chicken alongside something that came out of another chicken's bum makes me feel . And no, I'm not vegetarian, far from it, and happily eat separate meals with chicken and egg!

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

Men having their photo taken sucking a straw in a drink and using it on a dating app.

 

[Hastaggifted]

This bloke, mid 40s, peroxide blonde hair (ick) walking slowly (ick) in front of me answered his phone with Muuussshh (ick). Then said woah, last minute dot com or what (ick)

I'd heard enough at that point and over took him

 

[Hollie Day]

When people use the phrase 'date night'

 

[Hastaggifted]

Men talking about how much they earn, how they avoid paying too much tax being self employed. No one cares. Makes you look like a bellend

 

[Tretps29]

My husband just gave me the ick…he came downstairs to announce that he was going to have a mug of hot milk

 

[Evie10]

Tennis players grunting when they hit the ball.
Really long overgrown beards that reach the man’s throat.
Hair being dyed pink/purple/blue - an annoying colleague has done this recently which makes me feel even more irritated when I see her.
Topless men in town centres.

Yes and beards where bits of the hair curl into their mouth

 

[mindlessness]

"I'm an empath"
Often they're actually just an arsehole who wants to make something all about them.

 

[Lazarus]

Northern soul dancing

 

[Sir Lancelot]

Stag dos and Hen nights.

Just no.

 

[fishsticks]

Work colleagues walking in and discussing their bowel movements from over the weekend.

 

[Eggsandbeans]

When people refer to ‘baby’ instead of ‘the baby’ or the kids actual name for eg;

‘Yes but baby won’t settle’
‘Just changing baby’s nappy’

Argh! I always imagine it’s toffs who talk like this too…

 

[Foxvint]

There's a fella I work with who has these really thick lens glasses and they make his eyes look really close together like a cyclops.

 

[Hollie Day]

A man at work who has harry potter stanley cup

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

Men who still wear skinny jeans with rips in them.

 

[WhisperWatching]

That funny little run you or someone else does after a ball/paper/napkin etc that’s blowing away along the floor and keeps blowing away a bit further -