The ICK #12

[Pesky Tarian]

The way my husband has to make putting the tent up stressful. When my son wants to sleep in the garden he and I can pop it up in 15 mins no bother, but come holiday time husband gets involved and overcomplicates everything just so he gets to use his little rubber mallet 🫠.

 

[Mamacita]

I mean in this day and age, most people don't really hunt for food so to me hunting means killing animals for fun. Either way taking some sick enjoyment from it is an instant red flag

 

[DrNooo]

Men playing the flute (specifically the pursing of lips that they have to do to make the sound).

 

[Tide'sout]

As soon as the sun comes out, so do the men in their midlife crisis cars

 

[maytoseptember]

They let him go eventually. Many years later I found out he had transitioned which was a real curve ball for someone so obsessed with his penis.

You might be surprised to hear that most men who transition are total perverts obsessed with their own penis (I knew one of these types too). Most never get the either.

 

[gem7117]

People who throw litter
People who spit
People who aren’t kind to animals
People who pick their teeth, look at it and put it back in their mouth after eating.
People farting/burping when people are eating.

 

[Hollie Day]

Galentines day

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

Just filmed myself wrapping something up for vinted. Gave myself the ick but you can’t trust these scammers.

 

[Hollie Day]

Man walking in front of me earlier was wearing leather/pleather trousers that were making a squeaking noise as he walked

 

[KingOfLove]

When men like hunting for sport and get annoyed when they aren't allowed to do it

I refuse to acknowledge the word 'hunting' in that context.
It's killing animals, which is fucked up and disgusting.
I hate those people

 

[Mamacita]

What about:

'Daddy's Little Princess On Board'.

Changed my mind on the no ramming thing

 

[Hollie Day]

A man running across the carpark chasing his bag for life. Just as he reached down for it a gust of wind blew it out of his reach. Comical but at the same time ick inducing

 

[Hastaggifted]

Corner shop sandwiches. Premier shops too.
Who eats those?! And if you do, youre a wrongun 🫣

 

[CherryAcid]

People calling the belly or stomach tummy, especially a man saying it.

 

[pommynoir]

My husband wears a seatbelt on a coach

 

[Islawight]

Man doing leg stretches before getting on a kids trampoline with his 5 year old. I was expecting to see him do somersaults and shit but all he did was hop. Wtf.

 

[emmer_moans]

The man who sat on the bench next to me at the gym earlier this week and emitted a loud grunt with every arm raise whilst holding weights, whilst eye fucking himself in the mirror I just turned the volume up on my earbuds.

There's a guy at my parkrun who is physically fit, clearly works out, 30ish, muscles, no fat etc... yet he's the only one you hear as he overtakes. Everyone else keeps their breathing noise to themselves, whereas he passes us going HURRRRRRRR, HURRRRRRRR, HURRRRRRRR like as a groan, as though he's trying to lift a car. Not breathing noise but actual vocal grrrrrrrrrrrs. He's not even the first to finish either, and noone else makes that noise, and he's fit, so it's not like he's there on his first run and struggling with fitness. Bizarre. It sounds so 'put on'.

 

[EvilJigglypuff]

Anyone who’s rude to service staff in any way. Just heard a customer be so rude to someone at my workplace for no reason and I feel my blood pressure rise every time. She’s literally just doing her job, HELPING HIM, and he can’t even be polite back.

 

[holliebollie]

I love these threads. Just endlessly funny.

One of my current icks is the way people clutch their vapes tightly with their whole fist as if they're afraid to loosen their grip.

They are kind of like dummies for adults and you’ve seen how strong a grip toddlers have on their ACTUAL dummies! Same thing. I couldn’t date someone who vaped. All these teenagers who’ll end up with cat arse mouths as they’re puckering up like 500 times a day!! ICK

 

[CheeseisMyGod]

Men who constantly bounce their leg.

My manager does it all the time. Like we know you're jiggling your balls. Stop it.