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all of them?
The idea of it is repellent to me. Prancing about on stage, sweating and showing off. I do like a few of the good ones. But there are so few funny comedians
"Natural-looking lip color" yeah right...
anyone with lips that naturally look like a moist baboon's a needs to see a doctorMoist baboon's a"Natural-looking lip color" yeah right...
I'm dying 
Ones that are crude and disgusting in the name of comedy
An ex of mine used to call it "spaggy bols"
I can see why they are your ex. That is unforgivable 🫣An ex of mine used to call it "spaggy bols"
It's cos you can tell they think they're adorable and an ultra supportive earth dad. They deffo referred to 'our' pregnancy and the beauty of a vaginal birth.
This reminds me... and I am so sorry to do this to you all. I live in the North East so people often say dinner instead of lunch. Bloke at work... "time for my din dins"An ex of mine used to call it "spaggy bols"
There was nothing remotely attractive about him (to me) but my tina volunteered itself as a tribute in that exact moment
snapped this on the person in front of me on the escalator today.
Unpick the bleeping stitch, you commoners.
And when they leave the sewn on tag on the sleeve, it’s not part of your coat you fools. Also pockets that are sewn up, unpick
Precisely.
Imagine if it was a dad making the same claims about his teen daughter’s friends
Why do they think it’s ok for a mum to do it?
Random one.
When people put their indicators on when its a no right turn. We know what way you're going because it's the only way you can go 🫣
When people put their indicators on when its a no right turn. We know what way you're going because it's the only way you can go 🫣
I think it's better to put them on even where it's obviousRandom one.
When people put their indicators on when its a no right turn. We know what way you're going because it's the only way you can go 🫣
it doesn't make anything confusing in this situation, it's just a bit unnecessary but it's just a habit. I think most people could do with using their indicators more. My area is full of Manoeuvre, signal, mirror people
I actually like this because there are too many idiots who don't see the sign. Once someone indicated right at a no right turn point and I beeped. They quickly corrected the indicator. I don't know if they actually meant to turn right but I may have prevented a bad mistake!Random one.
When people put their indicators on when its a no right turn. We know what way you're going because it's the only way you can go 🫣
Also good for pedestrians who might not br aware of the road markings etc.I think it's better to put them on even where it's obvious
pisses me off that. I pay to hear them sing not bleeping old tone deaf Tony in the row behind me
I feel like this about indicating when on a slip road to join the motorway, as if there's any other way you can goRandom one.
When people put their indicators on when its a no right turn. We know what way you're going because it's the only way you can go 🫣
I mean I also do it just out of habit but it just feels daft to indicate right when literally the only option is to join the motorway 
I always think (hope?) that it triggers the fuckwit in the outside lane going at the same pace as me to remember that unless I can join I'll crash, so he needs to speed up or slow down as soon as he sees the flashing...I feel like this about indicating when on a slip road to join the motorway, as if there's any other way you can go
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