The ICK #11

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I apologise for this one - feet where the second toe is longer than the big toe. I know we have to accept what we are given, but this is a severe ICK for me. Sorry folks 😳
Do not, I repeat DO NOT google Meghan Markles feet, specifically in sandals..!!!!
 
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I apologise for this one - feet where the second toe is longer than the big toe. I know we have to accept what we are given, but this is a severe ICK for me. Sorry folks 😳
Strap in. Be someone along in a minute to explain their Auntie Jean died of weird af shady toe syndrome and it's not funny.

Big toe should be the biggest. The clue's in the name. Get your peat bog paddleboards away out of sight and out of sandals.
 
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Strap in. Be someone along in a minute to explain their Auntie Jean died of weird af shady toe syndrome and it's not funny.

Big toe should be the biggest. The clue's in the name. Get your peat bog paddleboards away out of sight and out of sandals.
I must admit I’m expecting hate on this one 🤣
 
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I’ve got another one from holiday. At the airport when you’re waiting to board your flight and people (of all genders lol!) start foot shuffling to the desk to get on first even though they’ve only announced certain rows for boarding.

We treated ourselves and flew first class this time after many years of saving and we literally had to say “excuse me!” About a thousand times to get around the pathetic losers craning their necks to get on first. All standing there clutching their bags and wheelie hand luggage cases.

bleeping calm down the plane ain’t gonna take off any sooner you pencil fool, sit down!!
 
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I’ve got another one from holiday. At the airport when you’re waiting to board your flight and people (of all genders lol!) start foot shuffling to the desk to get on first even though they’ve only announced certain rows for boarding.

We treated ourselves and flew first class this time after many years of saving and we literally had to say “excuse me!” About a thousand times to get around the pathetic losers craning their necks to get on first. All standing there clutching their bags and wheelie hand luggage cases.

bleeping calm down the plane ain’t gonna take off any sooner you pencil fool, sit down!!
These are referred to in the frequent flyer community as “gate lice”.
 
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These are referred to in the frequent flyer community as “gate lice”.
I have a question - if you wait till the very end they wont let you take the case on board , and you will be forged to check it in , so is being a gate louse not the only way to avoid this?
 
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I have to admit, I don't fly often and when I do , I try and be a gate lice because my ridiculous brain tells me it will take off without us and my fella has to keep reminding me to sit down while I continually go to grab my bag and join the que every time I see it move a little 😂 The last flight I was on, a handful of people clapped when the plane landed . I didn't think anyone did that anymore but it was cringe. 😂
 
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When delivery people, waiters, retail staff etc say 'see you later'. Gives me the ick. I always think you bleeping won't you creepy goose.
 
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I have a question - if you wait till the very end they wont let you take the case on board , and you will be forged to check it in , so is being a gate louse not the only way to avoid this?
Depends on the airline. The term is mainly used by FFs who have status with legacy airlines eg BA, KLM etc rather than the low-cost carriers, these will typically board by group number and will make people with lower group numbers check their cabin bags so it makes no difference whether they crowd the gate or stay out of the way, once their group is called the bag will be taken away. Low-cost carriers on the other hand are a bit more of a free-for-all.
 
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Old men who lean downwards with their forearms on the trolley handle in supermarkets.
I really don't want to see their gussets whilst I'm shopping.
 
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Strap in. Be someone along in a minute to explain their Auntie Jean died of weird af shady toe syndrome and it's not funny.

Big toe should be the biggest. The clue's in the name. Get your peat bog paddleboards away out of sight and out of sandals.
I hear you, but I went out with a guy who had a massive big toe and it was weird. It was about an inch longer than the second toe and was wide as well. Really disturbed me. I still think about it and feel disturbed when I imagine it.
 
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I’ve just walked to the gym wearing Nike trainers and a Nike top and gave myself the ick for being matchy matchy
 
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I went for a walk on Sunday, got too hot, could feel my forehead burning and my eyes were squinting. Passed a supermarket part-way round the walk, and bought a baseball cap. Put it on after leaving the shop, used my phone camera like a mirror to see how it looked. Instant ick, I looked like a tourist. But I burn so easily that I need to wear a hat. But every summer hat looks weird on me. I walked the rest of the way home thinking feeling the ick.
 
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