You just know they spent a lot of time alone, shaking their own hand (not a metaphor) and practising saying hello in the mirror to create whatever they judge to be the right level of firmness.
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I've just given myself the ick using the word 'firmness'. Eugh.
Jumpers that have these on the sleeves. I actually own a sweaty Betty one myself that has that function, I bought it without realising 
Then he is safe from my great beauty and irresistible feminine wiles.My husband loves a latte
<<farts and wipes nose on sleeve>>
A man outside on a cold day in just a scarf and shirt and nothing else will definitely be cold!
It paints a beautiful picture.
This has reminded me, this weekend a man liked me on bumble and one of his photos was a mirror selfie on him in his house wearing a t shirt and his football team’s scarf
A seemingly normal man walking his dog while carrying the lead by hanging it around his neck.
My head neighbour wears Nike pro shorts, sports bra and a beanie hat. In the middle of winter. Shes a head. Shes also in her 50s.
Dont come for me. Added her age as it Just seems more acceptable if you're in your 20s.
Shes a head for lots of reasons
Dont come for me. Added her age as it Just seems more acceptable if you're in your 20s.
Shes a head for lots of reasons
I know what you mean about age. I'm all for 'age is just a number' but some things are strange. Like hair in bunches and men on skateboards.My head neighbour wears Nike pro shorts, sports bra and a beanie hat. In the middle of winter. Shes a head. Shes also in her 50s.
Dont come for me. Added her age as it Just seems more acceptable if you're in your 20s.
Shes a head for lots of reasons
Eurgh, a lad at work gave me the biggest ICK yesterday.
I run a big, popular restaurant and obvs yesterday (mother’s day) was hospitality hell. I did 12 hours non stop, gross, anyway, obvs legally can’t make the staff do that so I allocated them all a break at various times with a member of staff to cover the section of whoever’s on their break. The girl on breaks cover keeps me updated with who’s where just so I know, she comes up and says “will is on break now”.
now then dear ick feelers, Will is a nice lad, he does an okay ish job on the bar, he can pour a pint, he’s early twenties, bit scrawny, bit geeky but a nice kid. The other important part of this story is there is a uniform, a branded T-shirt and branded little leather apron for service (this isn’t an ick, they look quite cool!) . I run into the kitchen with about 15 plates to clear, and poor will is getting ready to go on break, he’s clearly knotted his apron too tight and had to shimmy it down his thighs and step out of it. Like a toddler. Honestly, if i had proper grounds, I’d have sacked him. ICK.
I run a big, popular restaurant and obvs yesterday (mother’s day) was hospitality hell. I did 12 hours non stop, gross, anyway, obvs legally can’t make the staff do that so I allocated them all a break at various times with a member of staff to cover the section of whoever’s on their break. The girl on breaks cover keeps me updated with who’s where just so I know, she comes up and says “will is on break now”.
now then dear ick feelers, Will is a nice lad, he does an okay ish job on the bar, he can pour a pint, he’s early twenties, bit scrawny, bit geeky but a nice kid. The other important part of this story is there is a uniform, a branded T-shirt and branded little leather apron for service (this isn’t an ick, they look quite cool!) . I run into the kitchen with about 15 plates to clear, and poor will is getting ready to go on break, he’s clearly knotted his apron too tight and had to shimmy it down his thighs and step out of it. Like a toddler. Honestly, if i had proper grounds, I’d have sacked him. ICK.
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Brands posting the most obvious April Fool’s jokes on Facebook and thinking they’re hilarious.
We have a fire chart at work where we basically tick a box to say if we are in or out of the building and people have started drawing little cartoons instead of the tick .
(I think I'm just irked that people are arriving at work with joy in their hearts
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.(I think I'm just irked that people are arriving at work with joy in their hearts
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Yeah what is with that? Who is happy when they walk into work?We have a fire chart at work where we basically tick a box to say if we are in or out of the building and people have started drawing little cartoons instead of the tick
(I think I'm just irked that people are arriving at work with joy in their hearts
A colleague with a 'vegan for life' badge in his backpack
tit tattoos
Men who step on/in something, and raise their foot BACK to look, instead of crooked forward
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