The ICK #11

[Hollie Day]

I let a man go in front of me in the queue because he only had one item - he said thanks and did the heart sign thing with his fingers

 

[Lazarus]

There’s a guy in my office, can’t be more than 30. Every day he unpacks all his things, laptop, headphones, etc etc. gets it all set up, takes his lunch to the fridge, comes back, sits down and unpacks a photo of his girlfriend in a frame and sits it next to his cup.
fucking weirdo.

 

[NinaStar90]

Ok, I have never been here before since I don't usually date men (probably never will again).

I spent a few days with a guy I met at an event, won't be more specific, but I basically agreed to show him round where I live. He was almost 30. Attractive. Good job. Normal.

Ick 1.
He had too much in his jeans pockets. It made him look like he had very feminine hips and it made me want to not look at his lower body. He had a rucksack so no excuses for carrying about 2kg of shit in each pocket.

Ick 2.
PDA. Yeah, where I live, people in their 30s don't really hold hands let alone anything else. Nope, stop touching me in shops.

Ick 3.
We *tried* to have sex. He couldn't actually 'thrust' properly? I can't even explain this. It was just odd. In doggy he tried to have his legs super wide and mine OUTSIDE of his(?!) so that I was practically doing the splits. Nothing worked. I gave up when he told me he had NEVER licked a pussy before. At almost 30.

I may never speak to a man again after this. I'm feeling nauseous even recalling this to write.

Thank you for listening to my icks.

 

[AManWalksDownTheStreet]

People who put their pronouns in their email signature.

 

[Hastaggifted]

I think I've outdone myself on the Ick scale. I think it's classed as an ick because I'm so embarrassed with myself.
I've been going to the same reptile shop for 18 months to buy food for my sons lizard. The blokes that own it are really nice, we chat, they know my surname as its on their computer and you get 10% off loyalty. Anyway. After I paid one of them said Oh what's your name and number, we're doing a raffle and you get a free entry. I said ooh that's a funny way to ask for my number and smiled. I obviously thought I was hilarious, it was just meant as a joke (I'm happily married). I obviously have a weird sense of humour. He looked at me like 🫠‍ sort of way and I just said thanks and left. I'm going to have to find a new reptile shop. I can never go there again.
I could hear myself saying it but couldn't stop. You know when you delete a message on WhatsApp etc, I wish I could have done that.
I told my husband and he sort of laughed and said why did you say that. I DONT KNOW. I'm a walking ick. Why am I like this

 

[Heyguysswipeup]

when people who have a pretty good voice always puts on their best singing voice for songs like happy birthday. Gives me major ick, just stop and sound shit like the rest of us !!!!

 

[Newroundhere]

I ran to the thread I have just seen an ex of mine scooting down the road…. On an electric scooter…. With a seat on it… and also a helmet

 

[PumpkinKing]

Didn’t even realise there was an ick thread! Basically everything gives me the ick these days, I’ve become so intolerant that I’ve given up dating (for now ). The worst was earlier this year with a guy I’d been dating, mid shag he spat on my fanny never been so turned off in my life!!!
Closely followed by another guy who was obsessed with kissing me while we were out, like proper sloppy snogs it was constant and the more I looked at his mouth the ickier he became.

 

[Lazarus]

When people call their 2 year old and up children their “babies”.
“Must go home to my babies.” And they are 4 and 6.

Me at 45 knowing my mum still calls me her baby…

 

[cwymmie]

The word Daddy as a sexual thing. Literally makes my stomach flip

 

[TooFarScone]

Was on Vinted before....

 

[Hollie Day]

Saw a huge weightlifting body builder type man on the train eating a mcdonald's happy meal and flicking through the story book that came with it.

 

[Ingognito.Queen]

A man wearing one of these -

 

[Brian Butterfield]

My husband just came home from his Christmas works party wearing a fucking Santa hat and he still hasn't taken it off.

I guess 20 years was a fair run. Good whilst it lasted.

 

[EffingDust]

When a customer ring up and then use your name in every sentence (always men who do this).

“well the thing is Jen, I paid for this on Friday Jen, but now I have to get a refund as I can’t attend, can you do that for me Jen, thanks Jen”

FUUUUUCKKKK OFFFFFF

 

[Foxvint]

I'm sure this has been done to death as an ick but adults who are into Disney and say Disney land is the most magical place. How is it? You've got a mortgage and crows feet, grow up.

 

[Pesky Tarian]

I seen some guy before walking down the street with a half pint of milk, half empty then he stopped and had a swig

I used to work with a guy who would only ever drink milk, no water, tea, coffee, pop...just milk. He had the most horrendous breath i have ever encountered.

I now work with a lady who has 2 bags of mini cheddars for breakfast every day at 8 am. I'm like no Lisa* that is not a breakfast food.

* This is absolutely her real name and she deserves to know my dissatisfaction at her antics.

 

[Sparkledarmer]

My fella went to work today wearing a short sleeved shirt and a tie, the absolute demon

Also, last week he called me 'homie' and called our Golden Retriever his little 'snugglebug'

Fucking hideous

 

[Lalla]

There was a guy parked next to me at the supermarket yesterday in one of those big Warrior truck things, which of itself was an ick...he was on the shorter side (prob about 5' 3 or 4) and as he went to get in it, he did a little jump to get into the seat Massive ick

 

[Kim Mild]

People referring to their hairy , overweight fellas as 'vikings ' . Even worse when the blokes refer to themselves as vikings