The ick #10

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I'm not really a fan of jewellery on men but a special shout out to any kind of leather band, seashell based, beaded "I've travelled" horror.
Horrific.

A man who has visited Bali, or Thailand and makes it his entire personality
 
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Went swimming today and saw a man with a couple of toe rings. He had a goatee beard too 🤢
 
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Apparently some men think you can hold your menstrual flow like urine...
To be fair I saw a woman claiming this lately (might have been on Insta). She was a free bleeder and had "trained" her body on when to release her flow. If woman are saying this I can't blame men for believing it is possible.
 
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My friend doesn't have any tattoos but recently he told me if he was going to get one he would get a giant tiger head on his back. I laughed hard then realised he was looking pretty hurt. He wasn't joking, I was genuinely shocked and more than horrified and asked him if he had received a blow to the head recently.

He's absolutely lovely in all other ways so perhaps I have saved another woman from a moment of pure ick in the future?
 
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My friend doesn't have any tattoos but recently he told me if he was going to get one he would get a giant tiger head on his back. I laughed hard then realised he was looking pretty hurt. He wasn't joking, I was genuinely shocked and more than horrified and asked him if he had received a blow to the head recently.

He's absolutely lovely in all other ways so perhaps I have saved another woman from a moment of pure ick in the future?
You absolutely did him a favour with this! That would be a very poor choice - especially as a first tattoo 🤣
 
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You absolutely did him a favour with this! That would be a very poor choice - especially as a first tattoo 🤣
A family friend got a giant lion covering his shoulder and upper arm - he was in his mid fifties. Think it was a midlife crisis thing, or a desperate attempt to feel young again.
don’t know how his poor wife didn’t ick herself out the door when he first brought it home 🤣🤣
 
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A friend used to go out with a guy who had a (bad) tattoo of his toddler's face (from a previous relationship) on his chest. Sinister.
 
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Im not sure if I've mentioned before but my friend has her (now ex's) name tattooed just below her knickerline 🙈
 
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My current friend with benefits is going to Vegas over the festive period with his (all male) friends and he was showing me the group chat which I noted is named "Vegas 🛩🍾" and I'm praying it wasn't him who created the group because the thought of a man creating the group, naming it, adding emojis and adding the other blokes has given me the big time ick
 
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My partner wore a bodywarmer with a short sleeved tshirt the other day and I shrivelled up 😖
 
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My boyfriend and I walked to Asda earlier on rather than drive to get some fresh air, we only needed 2 things. And he took a rucksack and wore it there and back like Dora the explorer 😫
 
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