The ick #10

[Codiaeum]

Just was treated to Ed Sheeran's teddy bear tattoo

 

[wtafisthis1980]

OK this is SUPER niche and I don’t know if I can even describe it, but when someone kind of lays their tongue flat when they talk and it sticks out a bit over their bottom teeth when they open their mouth. I can’t think of anyone who does it as an example but if you get it you’ll get it. Makes me feel really quease.

Your description made me think of how Gordon Brown talks. Is that what you were describing? If not, you’ve made me realise the way he talks is an ick regardless

 

[Murphygirl]

Men who say 'Hiya'

Along with that little circular hand wave

 

[Bonbon76]

Along with that little circular hand wave

This is Mr Tumble

 

[Reality_tv_lover]

This is Mr Tumble

Me tumble gives.me the full on ick. My 4 year old loves him. I am desperate to see him.in a newspaper necking a bottle of vodka with a cigarette in his hand

 

[Nutsymom]

Men who over-understand women's fashion for no reason. I had a colleague who wrote emails to his friends (including me) giving fashion advice on our Facebook pictures.

 

[EffingDust]

Me tumble gives.me the full on ick. My 4 year old loves him. I am desperate to see him.in a newspaper necking a bottle of vodka with a cigarette in his hand

My friend used to know him through work and said he’s an absolute miserable grumpy git

 

[Reality_tv_lover]

My friend used to know him through work and said he’s an absolute miserable grumpy git

Ooh, that lakes me feel better. I would 100% have him down as a bleep

 

[HowlOwl]

Random ick, when nail salons show pics of the results … why is the fingertip skin always so shiny and greasy-looking, like they’ve been deboning a chicken?

 

[Mamacita]

Random ick, when nail salons show pics of the results … why is the fingertip skin always so shiny and greasy-looking, like they’ve been deboning a chicken?

That's probably from the cuticle oil they put on at the end?

 

[Mantlepeace]

Firstly, men who wolf whistle. Made worse only by men who attempt to wolf whistle and can’t get the whistle out

 

[JellyDonut]

Random ick, when nail salons show pics of the results … why is the fingertip skin always so shiny and greasy-looking, like they’ve been deboning a chicken?

Oiling the cuticle

 

[moreanimalsplease1]

Went on a date last night and as I walked up to him he said “hello gorgeous”

A mild ick but one that got me nonetheless

 

[emmer_moans]

Went on a date last night and as I walked up to him he said “hello gorgeous”

A mild ick but one that got me nonetheless

I find it icky when anyone calls me gorgeous or darling etc and they don’t know me, just comes across insincere to me.

 

[Foxvint]

I find it icky when anyone calls me gorgeous or darling etc and they don’t know me, just comes across insincere to me.

It's especially dismissive and patronising in a work context. The odd 'darlin' or 'sweetheart' I'll ignore in my phone based job cos he probably means nothing by it and I don't feel strongly enough about it to embarrass him but when every single sentence ends with sweetheart and we're talking in a professional context damn right I'm gonna say 'my name isn't sweetheart, it's X____'

 

[Gruelle]

I’ve just thought of another one - men carrying their stuff about in a tatty little nylon backpack. Bonus ick points if it’s only on one shoulder and he puts his thumb behind the strap like it’s a handbag. Double bonus if it only has a couple of things in it like a book and an apple and maybe a shabby little coin purse for his change.

 

[princeasherfromhobby]

Urgh I live in NZ but my husband is British and yesterday he tried to say he had a 'cheeky British wit' about him. I had to leave the room and told him to never, ever say that again

 

[265]

I saw this woman in the West End this afternoon, wearing silver leggings, her flat a gave me the "ick".

 

[Donnavanessa]

Those massive tarantula-like fake eyelashes and the wearer can hardly open their eyes for the weight of them gives me the ick.

 

[Bonbon76]

People who have their nickname on Facebook.

Tom "Tommyboy" Jones
Fiona "Funtimezzz" Smith

Extra points if it alludes to them being a bit crazy.