The Home That Made Me #5 Off I go pony trotting, while my 150 year old windows are rotting

[Mungojerry&Rumpleteaser]

I was looking on rightmove and wondering what she’d buy. My money is by the sea.

If they moved further in, there are options. Specially if they put there money together and have an ennex etc
There is some with a mini cottage, or stables etc so my moneys on that type of thing.
Y'know to keep up with the jones'


I am way too invested in this

 

[MissTeddy]

Could the estate agent talk anymore shite? Unrivalled finish?? I think NOT!

Also - Have you seen the floor plan? It’s not a 4-bed house, it’s a 3-bed and a cupboard (full of cat hair).

 

[Hastaggifted]

Tiled hallway. It's lino fgs

 

[Tess_Tickles]

bleeping 48 Just caught up and also thought it would be a doddery old man!
Why not just say someone came for a viewing because we’re selling?! I’m not sure why she’s romanticising the whole story, it doesn’t really make sense when she’s selling.

 

[super grateful]

bleeping 48 Just caught up and also thought it would be a doddery old man!

I know, so strange. And why should instagram even care? “They had a window there and the dior was blue, how amazing”. Wow yes houses can be changed over time, utterly amazing!

My grandmother’s house was a rehab hospital for wounded soldiers in WW2, I’ve always loved seeing the pictures and reading the info she’s collected from relatives… Having someone tell you about a house with history is interesting… Telling you that the bath used to be under the window just isn’t. Sorry.

 

[TheGreatestShowman]

She is comedy gold !
Also, bet she wont post about moving, she will do the classic and boing trend of something twee like,
“So this happened” and be stood in a new house.

 

[MissTeddy]

100% she is moving somewhere with stables.
And the smug-gratitude (smugatitude??!) will be off the SCALE!

 

[JustMetotoday]

And she’s still not mentioned the sale?

 

[ShinyDiscoBalls]

She won’t mention the sale until it’s all gone through and they’ve bought somewhere else and then ‘surprise’ everyone.

 

[#aff]

She is comedy gold !
Also, bet she wont post about moving, she will do the classic and boing trend of something twee like,
“So this happened” and be stood in a new house.

One of those horrendous ‘tap to move’ or slams her hand over the camera and bang…she’s in a new house. Big bleeping eye roll

 

[losingmymindagain]

Anyone else seen Joes message on the screenshot

 

[ShinyDiscoBalls]

No, what’s he saying? Can someone screenshot please

 

[Meringue22]

No, what’s he saying? Can someone screenshot please

You’re welcome

 

[I_mean_reaaaalllly]

You’re welcome

Why would you share that?! It’s actually repulsive…

 

[Latetotheparty]

That is vile, why would you show that?! She tries to portray an upper class image but this just shows how chavvy & scummy they are

 

[grimupnorth234]

Trolley bags?! She will do an ad for anything!!

 

[ShinyDiscoBalls]

Why would she post such weird replies from her husband? I think she honestly believes it makes them look cool. Do you think Joe even likes her?

 

[MissTeddy]

She thinks they are couple goals … hmmm I think not!

 

[Fortheloveofgodpleasestop]

I don’t know what’s worse that creep asking her to show him her fanny or the fact she needed to share and the thought that she might actually do it!
jeez her big fat slobbering tongue in her actual lips is bad enough…….. I just cannot………

 

[Meringue22]

Why would you share that?! It’s actually repulsive…

Gross isn’t it?

Eye bleeping and filming herself cleaning. No one cares Chavlotte. What does she do for the rest of the day? Slob out and scratch her ‘fanny’?