Exactly this. You’re not expected to keep filling them for 300 years until they’re just made of filler.
For some reason she keeps shelling out to fill them. When you could get very good copies made by a joiner.
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She absolutely is holding out for collab or gifted help with these windows literally skinflints-all (attempt at style) no substance. Also readily
2nd hand cringed 
2nd hand cringed Does anyone know where Charlotte has gone, she hasn’t posted anything in quite a while?!
“Haaiii guoys! Apolgies for the radio silence, have just been enjoying half term with my babies and having a little break from here. Hope you’ve all had a good one, ours was ahhhmayzing! But I’m back at work now and back to show you what i’ve bought!”
Which translates as ...
Hello mugs! Fucked off the insta to eat dominoes, walk dogs, maybe do some parenting without shoving a phone in the kids faces. I don't give a duck how your half term went cos I’m alright jack, and you peasants are insignificant to Queen Chavlotte.
Our break wasn’t really amazing it was boring as duck, but I have to make sure I at least pretend my life its super awesome excitement, cos I am considerably richer that you. Now back to flog you the beige dream....
Cue vomit inducing montage of the beige dogs running to a wet ben howard/bon iver/indie wank splash soundtrack, ugly pug wheezing away in sling. Followed by a swipe up for some ebay looklikey neptune tat.
(Ten pound bet its a oversized vase with a tint neck, styled with pampas... natch! )
I predict these things will come to pass by Wednesday, otherwise something about engagement or algorithms will kill her account if shes away too long. Ooooh Septic Peg!!!
(anyone old enough for that reference 
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She was on Sian’s profile over weekend
Drinkies with friends
Drinkies with friends
probably “enjoying” half term with her children
Couldn’t have put it better myself. Summed up perfectly.“Haaiii guoys! Apolgies for the radio silence, have just been enjoying half term with my babies and having a little break from here. Hope you’ve all had a good one, ours was ahhhmayzing! But I’m back at work now and back to show you what i’ve bought!”
Which translates as ...
Hello mugs! Fucked off the insta to eat dominoes, walk dogs, maybe do some parenting without shoving a phone in the kids faces. I don't give a duck how your half term went cos I’m alright jack, and you peasants are insignificant to Queen Chavlotte.
Our break wasn’t really amazing it was boring as duck, but I have to make sure I at least pretend my life its super awesome excitement, cos I am considerably richer that you. Now back to flog you the beige dream....
Cue vomit inducing montage of the beige dogs running to a wet ben howard/bon iver/indie wank splash soundtrack, ugly pug wheezing away in sling. Followed by a swipe up for some ebay looklikey neptune tat.
(Ten pound bet its a oversized vase with a tint neck, styled with pampas... natch! )
I predict these things will come to pass by Wednesday, otherwise something about engagement or algorithms will kill her account if shes away too long. Ooooh Septic Peg!!!
She’ll be back saying she’s eaten her weight in pizza and us back on her diet
I think she probably stayed offline during half term because otherwise she’d have to show just how little time/effort she spent with her children. They probably got sent off to a relatives and she took advantage of a week without them to paint something greige that she will do a ‘grand reveal’ for soon.
I was browsing through my stories and the next thing the ‘slime babies’ are on screen. Despite being pretty gross and unpleasant for the majority of her followers, isn’t she ‘affiliated’ with The White Company, for example, doesn’t she think this damages her ‘brand’. It’s not really the content or look any brand is trying to cultivate.
I’m sorry but those cushions are the ugliest and blandest I’ve ever seen! They’re either plain old grey fabric or printed with a design that I can find just about everywhere in this planet! Where is the bloody originality there? And who would hire someone like her, who does not have a single artistic gene in her body to design her own line? Who gets her ideas from the university of Pinterest? Do the company just look at the # of followers and think “she’s good”! Do they not look at her house and see what kind of taste she has? Do they not look at her content of dogs, snails and gerbils to figure out the sanitation of her house? Or the way she just kept on repainting and repatching her house? Is she someone they like to represent them
OK rant over
OK rant over
HER VOICE
those cushions
those cushions
Been looking on the Oka website by any chance Charlotte for inspiration (to copy ) !!! Bit of a coincidence that your cushions look very very similar to the ones sold on the Oka website!!!!
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How can she say she couldn’t find anything like those cushions in the shops? I’ve seen those plain colours and styles everywhere!!
The cushions look exactly like something from dunelm they look poorly made and absolutely nothing special
Have i got this correct. About 3 weeks ago she started riding and now she's stabling 2 horses.
She's mental.
She's mental.
Another one with a magic money tree growing in the garden.
I don’t know anything about horses but surely Elsa should have a guide with her in case the pony bolts? Also she’s repeating kicking it in the sides with her heels . Poor horses!
in other news I did struggle with the cushion choice today.. I mean they were all so different… greige, greige. oh and maybe a bit more greige…..
. Poor horses!in other news I did struggle with the cushion choice today.. I mean they were all so different… greige, greige. oh and maybe a bit more greige…..
no way!!!!
I’d say!! She has gotten her way again, as always
She even said Joe is ready to divorce her over the horses and I hope he would!!He is most likely thinking about the expense of stabling 2 horses!I would love to ask where one can purchase a money tree. The range perhaps?
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