The weird tk maxx crisps were those mini dried bagel things. Who wants to eat those and actual bagels together?!
The cake probably came from Sainsburys, I mean Lidl.
The cake probably came from Sainsburys, I mean Lidl.
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These are not just bagels, these are tk maxx bagels (in the sound of the m&s advert)The weird tk maxx crisps were those mini dried bagel things. Who wants to eat those and actual bagels together?!
The cake probably came from Sainsburys, I mean Lidl.
Honestly times are tough so if it was at a normal house Iâd just think bless / by the grace of god go I, but imagine rocking up to a huge house busting at the seams with Insta tat and seeing that? Youâd just assume narc parents like the Hoopers whoâve got their poor kids peeing in buckets because they converted the house to contain a pent house suite for them and took out the childrenâs bathrooms to make room for them all.Imagine rocking up to a kids party and finding that
And barely any of it will have been consumed as per, thus confirming Alexâs justification that it was pointless to put any effort into the food. Splatter bowls though, priorities
Bit disappointed we werenât shown the meal planners for the subsequent days with âleftover bagelsâ for breakfast lunch and dinner.
Bit disappointed we werenât shown the meal planners for the subsequent days with âleftover bagelsâ for breakfast lunch and dinner.
It is weird when other similar influencers would have caterers do an amazing spread laid over the kitchen island and a balloon arch etc⊠then youâve got Alex with her homemade sarnies 
gotta keep up the frugal pretence I suppose!
gotta keep up the frugal pretence I suppose!I donât see the need for the aforementioned only to have a birthday party for the kid. Itâs really unnecessary. What I do have issues with is how poor their diet must be if Alex thought this was a good enough spread.It is weird when other similar influencers would have caterers do an amazing spread laid over the kitchen island and a balloon arch etc⊠then youâve got Alex with her homemade sarnies
Ah I donât disagree! Personally I hate balloon arches, so wasteful. Itâs just a stark contrast between what other influencers do and what sheâs done. And yes, the amount of beige on the table would really suggest that they eat poorly.
(Plus brown bagels?! Excuse me if Iâm gonna have a bagel, I want it to be white, I wouldnât have one very often and a brown one is just wrong!)
(Plus brown bagels?! Excuse me if Iâm gonna have a bagel, I want it to be white, I wouldnât have one very often and a brown one is just wrong!)
It looks an unappetising mess, those bagels look so dry. If she was doing this on a budget, a fresh slice pan of bread would have been nicer for the sandwiches and she could have served them from one large plate or platter. Some fruit from her Oddbox, some chopped veg to go with the dip she had in a bowl. Some cheese to go with her selection of crackers. Some sort of sauce in a bowl to go with the susages.
Next weeks meal plan:
Breakfast: bagels with eggs (leftover)
Lunch: bagels (leftover) with aubergine curry leftovers (from freezer)
Dinner: Shepherds pie (leftovers from freezer)) with bagel topping (leftover)
Snacks: chorizo, spring onion bagels (leftovers)
Breakfast: bagels with eggs (leftover)
Lunch: bagels (leftover) with aubergine curry leftovers (from freezer)
Dinner: Shepherds pie (leftovers from freezer)) with bagel topping (leftover)
Snacks: chorizo, spring onion bagels (leftovers)
did you list all the items inside the cupboards before coming up with that varied meal plan?? Beans, soup, sweetcorn etc
Yes every item in every little basket was noted - including the spice jars
Wait, they note down everything thatâs in their cupboards? Whoâs got the time for that? Especially when youâre a busy working mum like Alex.
Well busy working mum I am not sure. All she does is fanning around tiger and tkmx. Sometimes she counts matches.
Kids in full time childcare
âSometimes she counts matchesâ should be in the next title.
Did anyone else see that Seasalt ad? She really does have quite an awkward distinctive gait
Very hunched isnât she! I do like the clothes, shame she couldnât be arsed to stuff the bag as per usual so sheâs just carrying around an empty bag!
Yes going to say the same - shocking posture and the empty bag thing could not trigger me more
I canât see it?!
For someone who ânever has any timeâ she certainly gets through a lot of TV (for free, only, obvs). My partner and I donât have kids yet and literally get 30 mins a night to watch some mindless TV let alone plough through three separate series!
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