The Fat Funny One #5 The fat unfunny one, own it fam

[Shamelesshorse]

i honestly do not know how this woman has the audacity to be ‘feeling herself’. Stained top, bra on show, unclean hair…at this point she may as well just carry on wearing the jeans with a hole in!

how long do we give it before she joins Only Fans and actually has sex with herself on camera

 

[InstaFamousDoesntCount]

The shit she’s spouting on her latest grid post... she’s told us how much she loves the sea. When?

We get the same recycled photo of her pretending not to know her husband was taking a photo of her on the beach in some ill fitting bikini telling us to wear what we like.
Oh and there was that time she took photos of herself on the balcony of her hotel room in Brighton using her tripod.

 

[JudgeyPants]

What I can’t understand is why it never occurred to her that having 4 kids would be hard work? Yes, I know that you don’t know how hard until you actually have them there, but it’s like they haven’t considered the practicalities of supervising 4 children of differing ages and how tricky it would be to do everyday tasks like going to the shops If I were you Jess, I’d stop popping them out now.

 

[InstaFamousDoesntCount]

The poor nurse having to get near her beef curtains! Let’s hope she remembers to have a wash!

 

[Emsie]

Why does she punctuate every sentance with "... Because I've got 4 kids" calm down love you're not the radfords

 

[Begborrowsteal]

Nah but how you feeling yourself up in cheap underwear in your messy house when your employer is likely watching and parents on the school run. Just.. nah.

 

[Spilttea]

I will never forget her saying white people don’t pay her bills when she spends the majority of her time trying to climb that greasy mumfluencer pole by trying to keep up with all the middle class mummies and their wealthy husbands and lifestyles.

 

[Begborrowsteal]

When she doesn’t work, she lets her kids run around raisin themselves and she sits on her square batty on that fucking bed….Easy.

Her square batty

 

[Fanaff]

At least we know why Trev is missing in action, imagine having to see the live version of that

 

[urghmummybloggers]

I’ve been on tattle a while, following other threads (you can look at what I post on) and came across this one as I do find Jess slightly annoying too. I just hate her teeth really and that sounds awful. But I just wanted to add that the comments about her hair are uncalled for. Black people/people with naturally curly hair do not need to wash their hair as often as those with opposite type hair. If you wash her hair type more often it becomes dry and brittle. Grease is actually healthier for curly hair… yes sometimes it’s looks dirty but believe me it is healthier for the hair type. Not bothered if you guys say I’m either Jess or someone who knows her, I am not I was just getting annoyed at the hair comments oops.

This is a bit sanctimonious. I am mixed race, I have Afro hair and I know how to care for it.

Not washing your head for weeks and weeks and plastering it with product is not healthy, you can see the separation of grease since she has pretty European hair features.
So no, it’s not uncalled for mentioning her awful hygiene; not washing her 2/3 type hair for weeks at a time and being all over crusty and dirty.

 

[Laney35]

A full book in a day with work and 4 kids. How is that possible?

 

[Laney35]

I reckon she's dying for an ITS collab

Aww absofuckinglutely. She may as well hold up a big sign saying Adam pick me!

 

[Fanaff]

Imagine an #ad of your birth announcement. Just awful

 

[Emsie]

I don't laugh at anyone's children. They are no more funnier than my own. I barely take any notice of anyone else's kids. Who are all these people chortling away, ready to push trolleys and escort her kids on the escalator and whatever shit she comes out with.

 

[thepantsqueen]

I reckon she's dying for an ITS collab

 

[TheOnlySB]

Another grim dress with her moment. Hole in the jeans.. tucks top in as per, to show hole in said jeans.
I swear I’m boycotting any brand who give her some sort of deal that she’s DESPERATE for!

 

[Ohheyyyyy]

Everyone laughed at Bella on the plane 🥱
Course they did!

I imagine even the pilots laughed!

 

[Blahblah93]

It's not a birthmark on jj's face, just saw him looking clean out to lunch. First time I've seen that baby's face wiped free of food. He looks so much like Bella!

I can't believe im so used to seeing that kid with shit around his mouth that I thought it was a birthmark

 

[Serious_Susan]

No wonder it went bust if they had loads like Jess making scabby get ready with me videos and sitting in bed most of the day!

 

[Fanaff]

She should let people know as a PSA so they can avoid the resort.