The Chateau Diaries #97. The Omikron and the Asses

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It would be awful to be in a stuck lift with Fanny. She'd be filming everyone's distress, and making it all about her. Probably try to crawl through the escape hatch wearing no knickers - eeeww!
 
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Shrek perfect

 
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Chateau Diaries #89
Was really the thread of statements
There’s so many - apologies if I missed yours

Here’s my top choice
Nov 29, 2021
#597
Le Comte de Monte Cristo said:
omg how do all these lunatics find eachother?? is there an app??

Title thread
Author @Le Comte de Monte Cristo

omg how do all these lunatics find eachother?? is there an app??







Notable for their views…..

Maybe it was pleasurable for him to put the napkin into the napkin ring
@ComtesseRose

SJ spends all her time with other men. But I have forks!
@Patriciarella


@ScarlettoShara said:
this world of role play and bad tango.
@Clara Burnett nominated

This world of role play and bad tango.


He is buying subs and views to get the monetizing started a.s.a.p.
@Clara Burnett

Because what did they do in the birthplace of renaissance? Went to the f*cking Gucci museum.
@Jikki2

I'm sitting here ... shook by the new level of stupid we're seeing ...
@Marty McFly9

Squirrel Boy can be very embarrassing for her especially when she is showing off !!
@Pekey

And at least I know when actual Christian Advent begins which actually calls for fasting and not candy.
@Marquis de Potpourri


What's going on? Are there not enough beds in the loony bins these days?
@the tax inspector

THEY PHOTOSHOPPED AN EXTRA TOWER INTO PICTURE OF CHATEAU?!?! Seriously these people are nuts.
@Rory


The woman is amazing manipulator I give her that
@sandro37


@ScarlettoShara
Beau Monde, you and I are wishing for the same Methy v. Squirrelnuts battle royale! Teacups at dawn!

#795
Perhaps they should call in Jill Scott for help with the accounting.
@Rory

The tooth fairy @Jeeves

 
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Shagging PhilPhi would qualify her as an expert on “tiny turkeys.”

Nati and her shag travelled to London to buy mince pies? Perhaps she’s returned with a bun in the oven


Credit where credit's due...Stepahnie is consistently unutterably dim. Latest example: her surprise that it was possible to get a locally-sourced turkey that wasn't a "tiny turkey".
 
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I know you used to be able to buy your way out after ‘passing out’ and signing the contract for so many years, so maybe you’re into something.
anyone on here up to speed on such military matters ?
You used to (not sure if you still can) "buy yourself out" if you wanted to get out before the number of years you had signed up for were finished. However, I've never heard of anyone buying themselves out of a court martial. I'm really surprised they didn't chuck him in the glasshouse for a couple of years but maybe with Covid and everything and being 12/13 years ago they decided on just a dishonourable discharge, especially as he doesn't live in the UK.
 
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I told my kids when they acted up when they were growing up "I hope you have kids that act just like you're acting"...and, you know what...they all did! That's KARMA!

Now my kids all tell me, "I don't know how you put up with us without killing us!"...LOL

If I was stuck in an elevator with Stephanie, the first time she gave that horse laugh I'd tell her to sit down and shut the fuck up!!!...And I'm usually always polite.
 
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Teenagers can be real shits. Most come right and realise how good they had it. You just have to stop yourself from murdering them till that happens. Goodluck
I like how the Our Yorkshire Farm couple bring their brood up. When the oldest lad got a job in town (they live in the back of beyond) they asked him how he planned to get to work and talked this through with him. Thus treating him like a grown up, getting him to think of consequences and enabling him to stand on his own two feet.That lad has since impressed his bosses and started his own business too and his parents then invested in his business.
Too often I see my friends moaning cos their teenager or twenty something has crashed the car they bought them and then held their hand out for another. When my friends eventually saw the light and said no the sprog trotted off whining to the grandparents with their hand out and got it!!!!
 
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SJ called scallops shallots a few times while cooking along with Auntie.
Auntie and uncle should have their own vlog.
Did PJ waiter in a burger restaurant. He doesn't know anything about seafood.. scallops, mussels are all alien to him.
 
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Oh, this reminded me...my niece and her husband have always given their kids anything their little hearts desired. Their oldest daughter is a TERRIBLE driver and has totaled several cars...and they always get her another one...it infuriates my brother to no end that his daughter is so dim witted...
 
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Martini Rosso and pineapple juice? Does Snorts purposely do these things for effect? The stirrer almost disappeared up his nostril, such a shame he caught it in time, a labotomy would have been an improvement.
 
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Yes that was what I was referring to. I knew someone who bought himself out of the Navy after a coule of years , having signed up for 5. I think it was similar in the Army and Airforce. He was in a very sought after Regiment. Perhaps Beefy didn;t want to go that route. They dont seem to like spending their own money. When he met the 'Mrs', he won the lottery, What a disappointment he really is.
 
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Hmmm...
On tonight.
SJ's aunt becomes the pleasant PR person. She may be/seem more congenial than Isa-not-belle, but the mention of disliking Armoir's last squeeze, because she was not high class enough for their pseudo-fantasy nobility makes me turn my head in dissaproval.
And the mention "Oh, people will not take being with family for granted..." BS. I see you Stephanie, gotta do that COVID damage control!
Some stills... Black T-shirt is Dan?, and Maria and Maaike were far left out of shot. Or have the Christmas guests arrived on the down low?

 
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Thread 91 - @Jeeves
Hope it helps

Pick this as top of thread

Yucka yucka, snort, snort.
@Arfarf



I haven’t met a gay man yet who couldn’t beautifully decorate a table!
@KyBourbon


@Reader's digest
It's really time for a revolution and most of all for guillotines.

Thanks to Ollie for gifting madame with the pooping Catalan man! Whee!
@Ann G.

I see this thread has already gone to shit.
@Jikki2

@LaFrancaise123
VIP Member
Dec 3, 2021
#144
It's so funny when Patrons and superfans swear they never read the "hate site ", never ever, but always refer to it !


Isabelle would have driven over the Squirrel in that motor mower !
@Pekey


Philip is a Class 1, premier league prissy twerp
@NotAChatelaine

I hope he has the phone number of a removal firm, come the moment the Great Romance bites the dust
@NotAChatelaine

What was she really filming and editing all summer and fall then????
@Arfarf



@Jeeves

I hope they get caught buying subscribers.
How many times can he do this same ol thing? I guess every holiday for the next year. Ugh!
Groundhogs day...May Day....Flag Day....gosh!! There are so many BESIDES the major holidays!! We are in for an over saturation of snorts and beanies and indecipherable speech!
SOS!!
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Snorty had not one but two soup bowl liner plates stacked up (what a pretentious knob) but no bread plate provided for the garlic bread. He knows nothing.
@Beau Monde
 
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I think we now the answer to that one
 
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My contenders for thread 81.....

'Liars don't perform well as a team' @MojoDublin

'She wanted that limp biscuit ? Well she's got him ! ' @Arfarf

'I haven’t seen that much moose knuckle since those photos of Snorts’ crotch!' @KyBourbon

'We're not a hate site, we're a hate shite site ! '@Jules100

'Well he's already curling her hair, as well as curling her toes' @Green Fairy

'Nothing is getting done except Phyllis' @Arfarf

'Gossip is Opium for the masses' @Heathcliffe


My winner is @Jeeves

'How many hot water bottles does 30000€ a month buy? Answers on a postcard.' @Gibson2
 
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SJ looks positively frightful in her latest. That face is aging faster than an avocado in a paper bag.
 
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SJ called scallops shallots a few times while cooking along with Auntie.
Auntie and uncle should have their own vlog.
Did PJ waiter in a burger restaurant. He doesn't know anything about seafood.. scallops, mussels are all alien to him.
I noticed that as well. Is this ho really calling scallops shallots? I was going to buy some frozen at Costco but the price has nearly doubled! Where I live there is no such thing as a fish monger.

Wish SJ would have let her aunt speak uninterrupted. The stories from our elders are important and something I really miss. My parents have passed and my MIL has early onset dementia.
 
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Thread 91 - @Jeeves
Hope it helps

Pick this as top of thread

Yucka yucka, snort, snort.
@Arfarf



I haven’t met a gay man yet who couldn’t beautifully decorate a table!
@KyBourbon


@Reader's digest
It's really time for a revolution and most of all for guillotines.

Thanks to Ollie for gifting madame with the pooping Catalan man! Whee!
@Ann G.

I see this thread has already gone to shit.
@Jikki2

@LaFrancaise123
VIP Member
Dec 3, 2021
#144
It's so funny when Patrons and superfans swear they never read the "hate site ", never ever, but always refer to it !


Isabelle would have driven over the Squirrel in that motor mower !
@Pekey


Philip is a Class 1, premier league prissy twerp
@NotAChatelaine

I hope he has the phone number of a removal firm, come the moment the Great Romance bites the dust
@NotAChatelaine

What was she really filming and editing all summer and fall then????
@Arfarf

@Jeeves

 
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@Jeeves thread 94
From Freesia54
It's beginning to sound a lot like Bull Sh*t everywhere she goes
Hope this helps
 
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