It’s how we say it in the UK generally.It is Taco Tuesday tonight at Chateau de Beau Monde! As I was chopping jalepenos, I was thinking how funny it is when Fanny says "tack-o".
Come on TaxmanWishes for better health on your birthday...I'm so sorry you got this fucked up virus.
Hmmm....kinda like Stephanie's accountant...and perhaps the taxman!!!
Very warped - but I imagineThat “Christmas tree erection” is about the only erection Snorts could induce!
Snorts having issues “getting the tree up!”…
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Be thankful he isn’t going commando!MPK misses Spain so much, he's doing his own impression of the Caga Tio!
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So sorry to hear this. Wishing you a speedy recovery. Happy Birthday and get well soon!As I sit in bed in my hospital room with COVID, on my 69th birthday. I’m scared I’m pissed and just don’t know what to do.
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If Mummykins gets mad at the Dutch Boyfriend, then La Jarvis might not be able to be in a relationship with him anymore...Has she lost her mind?
Ugh! He sounds so obnoxious!As I reported earlier, he does not only wear SJ clothes, shoes and boots INSIDE the HMN, but when he goes to Emmaus on Saturday he flaunts around in those too to attract attention. Locals can't be bothered to even raise an eyebrow though, as I'm sure he was aiming at. They just ignore the shameful twat, which is in everyones best interest, I believe.
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I actually liked this vlog too. I still can't see what toile has to do with Christmas, but the ornaments they made were lovely and I liked the pink theme.I loved the Pink Toile Tree or whatever it is they want to call it. Good job on that one, surprisingly.
Andi should be the one with a patron for her art! She has a wonderful talent!
The whole drama over the height of the tree was really dumb.
Oh yes, they have to rotate you to on your tummy -at least 6 hrs on your tummy, literally 100 face down, they have a special extension for the bed-like a massage table thingyDo you have someone to watch over you there? I’m so sorry you’re going through this. I pray you’ll get well. Make them give you all the drugs. Rest as much as you can. You need all your strength to fight. Ask to be shown breathing exercises to help clear your lungs. It’s also easier to lay on your stomach, it’s easier to breathe. You can do the exercises as much as you want and it will help. Try to let us know you’re okay everyday if you can. You’ve got everything you need right there, just don’t let them ignore you. It will be okay.
Miss Jarvis will need to up her game very soon. Most CD viewers also watch the fleuries. If they keep pushing out finished projects SJ's patreons will be upset. TiktokOne of the things I did from my sick bed was joining their Patreon and binge watching all their videos.
Surprise surprise, they actually upload updates of the properly planned work they are doing, as opposed to the Willy nilly world of la la land. it’s so nice to see someone doing things right! (Mike Holmes would be proud!)
They always have something in the pipeline and at the same time are working on their previous project… you know… like sane people do!
It is quite sad and speaks volumes that someone doing the bare minimum of an acceptable job in shattoverse stands out so much
I also absolutely love that almost every one who does work on their chateau is local. They are truly members of their community.
The crazy lady in the middle of nowhere should take a lesson or 10.
Our daughter and my sibs AND my parentsAnd a fantastic location! 2 hours from Paris, close to the shore, 5 minutes to a historic town ...
I LOVE the appearances by Benoit and Nathan!
Like I said -with the tiny box of wisdom at our fingertips-AND the Google machine... I mean.... 5 seconds of research saves one a lifetime of embarrassmentFor some unknown reason I’m in a good mood tonight… it certainly isn’t the 34567 days of constant rain we had in Raincouver…
ok Paula… this was funny!
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Well, he’s little in the way of a formal education, knows nothing about anything much at all. Even a footman might be beyond him as snorting is not encouraged when in service.I think BJJ was born to be a Butler! But is starting off as a Footman.
Yes. I have written that before too, they might have had to buy their chateau at a higher price, due to the great location, but on the long term it could be profitable, especially if they have gîtes as well. For the moment a swimming pool is not as urgent, they are near the seaside, but it could be an additional bonus in future. And yes, I like Benoît and his son too, bonus: French! Do I want to become Patreon of the Fleuries? Still not sure, I don't like the begging, but at least they are quite transparent about what happens with the money, and I like what they want to do with the longhouses. So, they have quite a bonus points compared to SJ and her motley crew. The only thing which could be interesting: a Benoît vs. Amaury showdown.And a fantastic location! 2 hours from Paris, close to the shore, 5 minutes to a historic town ...
I LOVE the appearances by Benoit and Nathan!
Clara - are you Annaliese in disguise?I hope you don't really believe those cut out paper baubles will return next year, do you? This whole thing was concocted to please the craft loving grannies that are paying for the expensive stuff and will go straight in the bin a.s.a.p. SJ doesn't do crafts and in contrast to what she wants her fans to believe, wishes they would stop sending her the tat and send her only the expensive stuff instead. All her enthusiasm over self crafted stuff is completely faked, all of it.
As I reported earlier, he does not only wear SJ clothes, shoes and boots INSIDE the HMN, but when he goes to Emmaus on Saturday he flaunts around in those too to attract attention. Locals can't be bothered to even raise an eyebrow though, as I'm sure he was aiming at. They just ignore the shameful twat, which is in everyones best interest, I believe.
I doubt very much Andi gets a dime. It's her personal gift to SJ to help her restore that wonderful ancient shittoo and bring it back to life. I'll ask around but you shouldn't get your hopes up, I doubt any of the money goes to Andi.
Typical shopaholic behaviour!Question for Tattlers...if your Christmas tree is too tall do you cut the top or the bottom off to make it fit?
Also do you make the same mistake next year?
All those grifted shopping bags and they end up buying 'bag for life' bags for yet more baubles.
She's got a serious problem !!Worse, it's just how she is. As far as she's concerned, everything in that HMN is hers to use, no matter who actually owns it. Remember, there are no locks on any of the rooms (except hers). I guess this is the reason IJ hides her valuables, not because she's afraid of burglars but because of her own daughter, not having any respect for other peoples properties. I have personally witnessed SJ sending one of herslavesvolunteers into the room of paying guests who were out for dinner, just to check on their belongings.
Divide and conquerThe party was more fun in the original.
My fingers were poised in today's preview to ask Isabelle if Phillip had chipped her china. But she jumped on Stephanie for stealing the china and her pearls without asking before I had a chance. Touche! Stephanie has always guarded that china- they never ever use it because it's precious to Isabelle- so what was that stupid squirrel thinking?
No, the REAL question is - WHY THE FUCK- has she not sold: her London flat, the South of France Property,, the Property in South Africa- not the one mummy and perry are in now, the one DADDY owned.... why wouldn't you just be a NORMAL ASSHOLE and have the one place to live OR APPLIED TO THE GOVERNMENT and get a grant to restore the chapel roof, or it's interior? OR why hasn't she really made a go of running a really- why is it closed so much - why so little merch, why sooo many places for her, her friends and family but not a shit ton for guests? Why not go back to London and get A FUCKING JOB for a year or two?Can't blame you, I am a Patreon of even lajarvis myself.
But who buys a chateau with 2! extra ruin buildings knowing those must be at least another million to restore without having funds for it?
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AwwwwAs I sit in bed in my hospital room with COVID, on my 69th birthday. I’m scared I’m pissed and just don’t know what to do.
Thank the lord, a person of quality and character-bless you my childThis is a gossip site, people can assume and say what they want so long as they follow the site guidelines.
Personally, I'm neither a hater nor a supporter of Dan the Gardener (and my fiancee is a fan) but he isn't immune to gossip.
It is no different from when people here assume that there are issues in SJ's, MPK's or in the life of anyone else in the chateauverse.
People are free to interpret what they see on his whatever he puts out there and express what they think here.
To tell people to stop is a form of moderation, and blocking people who disagree with us makes us no different from the intolerant chateau superfans.
Let people dislike or defend any chateauverse character as they please.
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