“The Wonder Years, Superheroes and Bunnies”
… except the adults are not actually twelve years old!
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… except the adults are not actually twelve years old!
#straightselfie #straight #straightguy #instastraight #instahetero #straightbrunette #straightscruff #straightdaddy #straightchest #straightshoulders
nominee?Couldn’t decide on which pantaloon culotte, so I’ll be changing a couple times. Hopefully the bathroom attendant has some nice perfumes this evening!
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Billy and Sean were painting that green bedroom weeks ago and still not finished. Michael would like to help but he needs his “special artist brush” to cut-in around the moulding. I’ve painted 100+ year old houses and didn’t need any kind of special artist brush to do the work…and, yes, my lines were straight and neat! Just more excuses from MPK.
He would never be scouted nor signed by any reputable modeling agency- even those who use Emo-looking male models. He's too short, has no muscle tone and lacks "presence". Even if you changed his hair, there is nothing unique about his physical appearance or bone structure. I will give him one credit- he has lovely eyes, but his face lacks the characteristics that would make him photogenic (no chiseled jaw or cheekbones.) Maybe he could find catalog work (for junior's department clothing), but he would not make the cut for runway or high-fashion campaigns. Sorry, BJJ, you're not going to be walking D&G for Paris Fashion Week.
Stephanie as Carrie at the endless chateau prom!
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I don't know why but I expected Doing It Ourselves to have more total views than Chateau Diaries but CD has 39.6 million to DIO's 13.4 million (Dan mentioning his total views had me curious). And, I have kind of soured on youtube (yeah why am I still here, lol) so I'm not defending anyone but I think the moral of this post is that you need to keep a steady schedule. Doesn't really matter what you are posting, you just need to post when you say you are. I'm totally fascinated by how youtube works.
It's sad, really, as it has been said on numerous occasions that Mini Apron had not wanted children, and had Fanny just to appease DJ.
I’ve always been baffled by the numbers on DIO. How can MPK have 228,000 subscribers but substantially fewer views on the videos he releases? It doesn’t make sense to me.
I LOVE oatmeal cookies thin and crispy!My taste in party nibbles has gotten very narrow and eccentric. There aren't many things I waste calories on anymore -- not that it makes me any skinnier.
Next time I give a party all there will be to eat is chargrilled pineapple wedges, a tall pyramid of lemon garlic shrimp, Costco jalapeño poppers, salty thin and crispy oatmeal cookies, and these.
Happy Friday to all. Still standing!
Guava ice cream from the supermercado for the after party.
Awwww...come on under....not too bad under here...though there is a lot of beer on the floor now that I think about it....
I'm probably going to get raked over the coals in here but I think she's just more interesting to watch. She also posts regularly. I think it is just as simple as that. Ducks and runs for cover, lol!
While she is a hot mess, I find her more tolerable than Teabag.
May new members join , or is the party over?
I remember back in the early 2000’s; I was drinking $0.10 draft special at the Legion. My GF and I had about 15 glasses each in front of us. The fire marshall came and told us to chug a few each as our drinks were causing a fire hazard somehow! (He was checking capacity ect)
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Did I hear that right? Andrew’s body is in the suitcase or is it that carrying a heavy suitcase reminds MOLD of Andrew?!
I think Andrew was supposed to be in the suitcase. That may be the only way MPK can keep a boyfriend at Begmania!
I accidentally stumbled upon Micarah Tewer's videos (she doesn't pretend to be anything less than a walking disaster)- she recreates costumes (she can seriously sew anything), wears them in public, remodeled two RVs and a house with her dad, friends, and family, and her videos are hilarious. Teabag did say they need someone to re-upholster their sofas- "free vacation- stay as long as you want and take all the time you need!" I'd actually watch his dull channel if she showed up. Teabag, if you are reading this, reach out to Micarah, and offer to fly her and her dad out to your Shitoo- her dad can do a year's worth of work in a week, and Micarah can re-upholster all of your furniture, and make you a Queen Anne costume.
I thought it was interesting that DIO only had 14 million (MPs number in his video) in 18 months, and Dan has 5 million in a bit less than that, but only 32K subscribers! I think Dan's method of doing daily shorts is so smart. Really, does the number of subscribers even matter if you're not getting the views? It's the views and the ads getting watched that makes you the money, right? I guess MP can put more ads in his videos as they are longer ... but yeah, going with the shorts so people watch seems the smart way to go!
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