The Chateau Diaries #69 Thomas, Marie Selmar ... Snorty are you next?

Rory said:

So Nat will be left behind with Anne Marie, the guy in dinner suit, Tatty and Selmar to run BnB., cooking and cleaning., readying for Celeste. Tatty's big chance to creat a role for herself. She probably woke him up before midday with that cul of tea (refer his vlog).

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LaFrancaise123 said:

HAHAHA

Steph should pay more attention to her REAL trolls than to Tattlers. Found this in her latest vlogs' comments section.

Obviously a very angry (and mad) person... who writes with a LOT of grammar mistakes.

Translation : "Madame go back to your country your country has insulted FRANCE" (sic - and without the grammar mistakes).

What does he mean... ? Boris ? Brexit ? The One Hundred Year War ? Joan of Arc ?

Ah I know ! The Chateaux Mafia !!





nicolas gautier
54 minutes ago
madame retourner chez vous votre pays a insulter la FRANCE

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Alice Strictknickers said:

And now for something completely different
Got any plans for tomorrow?
First come, first served!
I know this is very short notice, especially for those Tattlers living in the colonies overseas. not in Brexitland.
How about an Invitation (well, if you pay! ) to a Supper Club, 30.09., 7 pm?
Tickets are £55 per guest and include your five-course meal and two Sapling cocktails.
It does sound fun! (keep a lookout for the blue van in the courtyard, you might be in luck and meet your favourite chateau-ish vloggerist!)

" Discover a menu of five sustainable dishes that focus on minimising food waste, foraged ingredients, and the art of food preservation and fermentation.
To compliment the food experience, enjoy a Sapling vodka cocktail. Sapling have a passion for spirits and the natural world. For every bottle sold, Sapling plant a tree. They work closely with local councils and building projects following through with their promise, from concept to picking up the shovel!
To complete this experience, expect to find our restaurant transformed into woodland nirvana by floristry expert Marie Wiiks. Think foraged foliage with whimsical twists.
This will be a supper club style event with three long tables."

The Northgate | Bury St Edmunds | Sapling Supper Club

Join us for a plant forward dining experience at The Northgate in partnership with Sapling. Discover a menu of five sustainable dishes that focus on minimising food waste, foraged ingredients, and the art of food preservation and fermentation. This creative menu will shine a light on plant...

www.thenorthgate.com

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Arkin said:

There is more chemistry going on between Dan and Amorous than any of the barbuska's in that Shitooo .... I think he's just getting his bearings, give the man some time ..... It's France, they have 34.8 million women and 38% of them are currently single for some if not many reasons. I think his gone there to demonstrate the many ways he can use his wood while also appealing to the largely middle aged/elderly women who view the channel stuck next to their bloated, mono-syllabic, disinterested husbands ......

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KiKiGee said:

The world needs more people like Ivo and Frank.
This has been translated from his IG post.
Ivo_van_woerden
This is Freddy. I found him in the woods today, weakened, covered in flies and with a white crusted edge along his head. Here is the environment there is no such thing as a professional hedgehog shelter or any other shelter for that matter. That's why I took Freddy home in a cardboard box. He popped his nose out of the vent, which was encouraging.
Long live the internet with a thousand and one hedgehog tips, because the white deposit turned out to be about a million maggots that you could try to remove with a lukewarm bath. I also brushed them out of his quills with a dry toothbrush and cotton swabs while Frank renovated our temporary hedgehog shelter in the vegetable garden, still in place from when Eddy ran onto the lawn here on May 26, 2020 as if he'd escaped a torture pit and crashed right outside our door as if he knew he had made it to the first aid post (I didn't remember that date, but sometimes instagram is also a handy diary).
Freddy is now recovering strength at the shelter. A bag of cat food should do wonders (also an internet tip). Later, when he has strengthened a bit, I will fight the maggots again, armed with a bath and toothbrush. With any luck, Freddy will make it. We could still use a snail hunter in the vegetable garden, so if he wants, he can definitely stay.

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missoz said:

I sort of thought there might have been something between Kat and Amorous.

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MojoDublin said:

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@Gibson @toilingwiththetoile
Thank you for the little cock - it will do for now 19 +1 = 20
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@toilingwiththetoile author

vote 13 + 2 = 15

Title thread @chillijam

BJJ...such a half-formed and ineffectual fluff
vote 14 +5 = 19

Title thread @Marquis de Potpourri

Tattlers aren't chickens! Bok bok, bitch!
Vote 13 +3 = 16

title thread @wincrasher

A man-bun and a man-bag is too much on any one man
Vote 11 + 4 = 15

title thread @Gibson

Maybe Bok Bok b*tch and stitch
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purejuice said:

Thank you for cluing us non-Euros in on Brexit/passport permutations we know nothing of. Irish passport, I'm still fanning myself. I'm actually still fanning myself from the real amputation Gen X/millennial British friends, who grew up believing themselves to be Europeans, and planning education and careers to match, felt so sadly when the vote came down.

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