The Chateau Diaries #69 Thomas, Marie Selmar ... Snorty are you next?

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Red pillow still on BJJ's side of the bed.. Sorry guys that lame duck is sticking his pastrami SOMEWHERE!
I heard from a pea chick that Snorts did NOT lift a finger to help dejunk the workshop because he was busy dying his hair coal black and the drizzle would cause his dye to drizzle down his snout.

And yes, SJ and FRK in bed being fake, fake fake totally proved SJ has a severe case of arrested developement .
 
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We can see we're close to the end of the month by every vlogger advertising their patreons and begging people to subscribe to their channels.
The Fleuries' latest patreon vlog, if you're interested:
I like their honesty...and like i pointed out before...you cannot live off a Bed and breakfast..alone..in a chateau...its not possible..the running of such a place is simply too expensive...like i said..i know what i am talking about..
 
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We can see we're close to the end of the month by every vlogger advertising their patreons and begging people to subscribe to their channels.
The Fleuries' latest patreon vlog, if you're interested:
Has SJ done any sponsored videos? Does she just make too much on patreon that she doesn't have to? I can't even imagine how many emails she gets from people wanting to work with her.

Wow, they have also set up their patreon as a charity. Such a cluster**** to figure out what all of these youtubers are really doing with their money. They want bespoke pieces appropriate for a chateau. And nursery/hedges ordered from Belgium. A special gate, local blacksmith will make. And, of course, a special tree surgeon. Outbuildings are being looked at by an architect.

Of course their kitchen is business related and can't come our of their patreon money. So, they will probably start doing a lot of sponsored posts. Can't say that I blame them, but man oh man do all of these channels start sounding the same.
 
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My two favorite expressions from today's posts:

1 - gay as a daisy
2 - Christ on a bike

Thanks so much for the laughs!
 
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I'm sure PJ is allergic to dust ... or old garbage...

Cousin A thinks SJ is nuts, bonkers, and had no time for all the sentiments and couldn't get things in the van and to the dump fast enough!!
 
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Grrrrl, Squirrelnutkins might be burying his future din-din somewhere, but believe you me, it ain't in SJs cobwebed cooz.
 
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have to say..our labrador sleeps also on our bed sometimes..but it doesnt mean i have sex with him does it..
 
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You're too good! @Heathcliffe will be reading up on this so he doesn't have to put the work in.
 
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This whole patreon funding is unethical in the chateau-verse. The money goes directly into increasing property values and not supporting artistic work.
 
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Now that Snorts has all those keys, will he start to wear them on a large ring attached to his belt, put his hair up in a man bun, and then morph into Frau Blucher from Young Frankenstein? We already know he scares the horses.
 
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We can see we're close to the end of the month by every vlogger advertising their patreons and begging people to subscribe to their channels.
The Fleuries' latest patreon vlog, if you're interested:
Thank you for sharing
 
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RE the bags of wool - did you hear Cat say
" from last.. " before SJ cut her off saying " years ago". I call BS. Hey Cara your precious wool in the attic has been thrown out.
From memory Cara lasted a week into a 3 week trip of a lifetime. Wonder how long the trademark specialist will last.

I do actually like Anne Marie. If as others have suggested he is there for the long haul project managing I think that it great. Things may get done. Which fund would he be paid from? And if between him and Natti the building is managed better in terms of cleanliness and fixes, that has to be a benefit.

And Nic is coming back. Interesting another owner is returning.
 
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I'm sure PJ is allergic to dust ... or old garbage...

Cousin A thinks SJ is nuts, bonkers, and had no time for all the sentiments and couldn't get things in the van and to the dump fast enough!!
When she asked him to save the bit of wood with hooks on it, his face was priceless
Who knows, maybe Amor mio can bring some sense into the crazy house!
 
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Selmar is done...bye bye with your awkward and foolish dancing. He did inferior work all over the shitoo. Manbun too the rescue, I hope the remaining grifters dont bother him to much.
 
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