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Beau Monde

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I wanted to address the speculation that SJ and Squirrelnutkins are having a mad, torrid affair. I am a gay man, and I have had many friendships with straight women over the years. When I was Squirrelnutkins age, I used to:

* Style my girlfriends' clothes, hair and makeup.

* Sew original design dresses for them.

* Sleep in the same bed with them (no sex).

* Redecorate their apartments.

* Act as confident/psychoanalyst.

* Escort them to events their straight boyfriends wouldn't.

* Hold hands in public, play footsie under the table, laugh a lot over it, especially when other straights thought we were a "couple."

* Giggle together over other boys we both thought were hot.

That's what we do. Believe me: Squirrelnutkins is most definitely not fucking SJ.

That is all.
 
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Rory

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Oh yes I'm waiting for Petherick doing a video on "the truth about La Lande"
- it was his idea to moneterize her content
- he taught her how to film and edit
- he introduced her to her accountant and other key chateau contacts
- the advent calendar vlogs were his idea
- he got the kitchen stove working
- she is charging him for the taxes on gifts
- he was gay first and BJJ stole his admirers

Blah blah blah
 
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Clara Burnett

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Wait what happened with Tess? I thought they were still friends but Stephanie's not welcome at mom's abby now. What'd I miss.
She ruined the mothers Venice holiday she was invited on to join, by inviting Tinder dates to the apartment and having loud sex with them.
 
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BlackWolf

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Meanwhile back at Camp Welk - FRK's commentators argue over whether she is a new age radiant priestess, someone who can see numbers,a pagan warrior in the making or just a lovely girl who brings joy - I am waiting for when they ask her if she is a florist.
"I see dead flowers"
 
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Hope your search 👀 was fabulous and fruitful ???
The search is over.:m
We split our budget and ended up closing a deal on a villa in Cote d'Azure, and a flat in Paris instead of a chateau.
The villa is smaller and much easier to manage than a chateau, was on the market for a whole year, and has the most stunning views of Rade de Villefranche! :love::love:

Dang! I sound like Michael Morrison! :sick: 😆 Apologies.
 
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Oh Teabag must be kicking himself !
Just to see that HE could have been her travelling companion and then all the fun at Christie's too !!!
Too Bad Sooooo Sad.... Squirrel Boy is her "Bestie" now!
Mmmm.......Madrid or the World ???
I can see him rolling around the floor in the cottage having a huge tantrum ! :ROFLMAO:
Is a cry-me-a-vlog is soon to be expected? :m 😆

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Espe

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I know we've all said this numerous times but it still astounds me that patrons cannot see through these scroungers. It doesn't take a PhD in rocket science to see the flaws in their characters. It's so transparent; are they blind? The evangelical people who were shocked at Marie's ridiculous magic rocks, meanwhile ignore the way the LL chapel has been used, while those of us without those beliefs, can see how disrespectful that was. Marie; Ryan; MP, and Sadie come up with sob stories and the fans immediately pay up. It's only a matter of time before Andrew leaves MPK, who will then show everyone how devastated he is as he spent so much money on getting him back to Spain, etc., and no doubt, the money will flow in. In the meantime, thousands of people are so in fear for their and their families' lives that they hand their babies over a wall to anyone in chaotic scenes at the airport in Kabul to try and get them out of the country. Millions have died in a global pandemic and medical staff have worked themselves tirelessly, many for very little pay. Millions live in countries run by dictators living in luxury while the rest of the population starve or die of horrendous diseases. Others live in war zones and fear for their lives every single day. Even in our own, more privileged countries, there is great poverty and hardship and yet these stupid fans continue to give their hard-earned, or inherited money to people who are begging just because they want to renovate their house, or to buy a new car; a chandelier; a designer wardrobe, or they seek support for an already hedonistic lifestyle. It seems to me that these supporters are as unethical as the people they support.
 
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The ONLY breath of fresh air on today's vlog was seeing this lovely family.
It shows that Dan was raised well by a loving family, which makes all the difference in the world---perhaps it's the reason why his feet never leave the ground nor his head puffed up.

They say, "men marry their mothers." Analiese and her mother-in-law seem equally sweet and obviously both equally beautiful!
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Dippy Hippy

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Jam making with Michael and Sadie? I'd rather watch a coffin warp.
Here I am at home on a rainy day, making jam from my glut of plums, pickles from my shallots, freezing beans and peas. Boring, time consuming, but as I grow all our own vegetables, essential to preserve them. Why oh why would any sane person think it was entertainment ffs? I do not want to watch soneone doing their dusting or laundry for fun. Why would I watch some amateurs making jam?
I bet they didn't grow the fruit or chillies themselves, pretentious *****.
Now I don't mind cookery vlogs, Dan's are great, and you learn from him as he's a professional. I signed up over lockdown for a preserves, chutney and jams course run by an expert who writes books on the subject. I learned a lot from her.
Here are some suggestions for future vlogs Bletherdicks, "Michael washes his socks", "Sadie combs her hair" "Ma cuts her toenails", "Pa defrosts the freezer while cutting his toenails".
 
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Green Fairy

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You and me both!
And now we have Ghaggis to contend with. Call me callous, I know he's been ill and all, but I just can't stand all the endless moronic 'jokes' that fall flatter than a hairy coo's pats. And, speaking as one with predominantly Scottish heritage, the overwrought tartan extravaganza is an absurd, cringeworthy parody, an embarrassment to all normal Scots.
Hrrmph.
(Oh, and Mason. Ah well, I suppose every fairytale must have a creepy, glowering character.)
Couldn't agree more. Speaking as a Scottish person I find his perpetuating the dressed from head to toe in tartan look and his excruciating jokes to be cringeworthy. I think he's got a good heart and God knows what sort of merry dance the Jarvis family led him over the years (and let's not start another 'Gerry paternity' thread.) But as someone who used his pocket money to treat Stephanie when she was a toddler, I find it callous that having undergone surgery and chemo, then a broken leg, that both Stephanie and IJ expect him to do some painting and cleaning. And also that Stephanie is buggering off for 2 weeks just as he arrives. Despicable.
 
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ScarlettoShara

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Philip is NEVER going to leave Lalalande. He has discovered sycophanting will take him to far-off places he only dreamed of going, all-expense paid. He will be her forever gay best friend forever. MPK has been completely dethroned.
The ONLY thing I like about Philip is the fact he stole MPKs crown and the ONLY thing I like about the Christie's event is that its likely made MPK sick with envy ... I imagine he's rolled up In Sherrie's lap right this minute, sucking his thumb and whinging about the unfairness of it all (video to follow).
 
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KyBourbon

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***BREAKING NEWS***
Michael Petherick, the poverty bleating YouTuber, has been confirmed to be partying at Matrix Sun Festival in Torremolinos, Spain.
He has been spotted on Instagram stories by Mikel Paz and Néstor. Original video by Mikel and video by Néstor availabe on Vimeo.
Wow! GREAT detective work..my hat’s off to you! For MPK to cry about making poor decisions (but not HIS fault) and not having enough money…then going off to Spain AGAIN! I had come to realize this guy is a scammer. But now I’m realizing just how GOOD he’s at with scamming. He doesn’t really want to live in the cottage of a chateau in rural France (maybe he did for a little while, but he’s got the attention span of a gnat). He’s just using that as a means to fund his partying. But he’s probably also scamming his partying friends and boyfriend by making them believe he can lead a leisurely life because he’s got more wealth than he really does. The crying, begging, “nothing is my fault,” “my designs were stolen…woe is me,”….sociopath?
 
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How will she be introduced to the wider public by Christie's? The first complete amateur? 😂
I like that! Genuine and honest! LOL

Tastemakers: Stephanie Jarvis, Christie's NYC's first complete amateur tastemaker.
Stephanie Jarvis, Youtuber and chatelaine of Chateau de Lalande in Crozon-sur-Vauvre, France. Her amazing taste in derelict furniture and mismatched crockery shows how a complete amateur she is. Together with Stephanie is her assistant, Philip Janssen, an amateur actor and former boy band member from the Netherlands with a real knack for gluing broken ceramics together and specializes in setting dinner tables in the style of "mismatched chic."
 
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Tiba Magnuson

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Hi all you Tattlers! I need to update my account info as my first name was a typo. Will do shortly. It's Tina not Tiba!

Anyway, with regards to my recent comment on The Chateau Diaries and Stephanie Jarvis being loaded, I tried not to be snarky and I'm certainly not jealous of her by any stretch of the imagination, I simply wanted to perhaps open the eyes of what I'm sure are a lot of sweet middle aged women Iiving lives they wish were more of the fairy tale that Stephanie presents in her reality show.

She is not a poor little princess in need of money (her parents made a ton off their business and have no doubt financed their little entitled darling princess' life of art and travel) and yet all these kind people spend their hard earned money on sending her gifts.

Her devotees attacked me. No worries as it was expected. I come from TV, so I know reality shows are not real, they are scripted and contrived much like her "career"
as an opera singer. I cringe every time she sings to a song on the radio. It's like listening to that gray haired old woman in the pew behind you at church.

Anyway, I'd not begrudge her one cent if she weren't so disingenuous. She has a Jag in the garage, travels all over Europe (during a pandemic nonetheless) and the world and flounces around in expensive wardrobe and designer heels which are ridiculously over the top for the countryside and small village. Occassionally she makes a point to say a dress she doesn't need was a bargain, but we never know the cost.

She is obviously a city girl who only fancies herself as a queen been of a palace. At the end of the day all the money she brings in including the patreon are funding her lifestyle.

It's also obvious that as a failed opera singer, she craves the limelight and has smartly taken the Channel 4 series as a springboard for her YouTube channel. I give her credit for those smarts.

Now to be snarky for I'm nothing if not honest, can I just add that as an American everytime she calls her mother "mummy" like some five year old, I want to vomit?!

I'd like to add that it seems like a violation of labor laws for all her "foundlings" to be working for free. It's also sad that Marie (the florist - I use the term loosely) and Selmar (I have never understood a word out of his mouth) have been snookered into thinking they can have careers as YouTubers. As for Ryan, he is beyond annoying and not funny and Michael as I noted on my comment to him needs to man up, stop winging and get a job!

Also where are any people of color? I know people of color exist in Europe.

And I've not even remarked upon the chateau's decor! I will stick to Anna and Philip's "How to Renovate a Chateau" as they are normal, real, hardworking AND talented. No phony "loving everyone two minutes after meeting them" and finding EVERYTHING so amusing that they assault your ears with an ear deafening cackle. They also seem to be the only ones actually hiring French natives and not Brits. The French must be tired of all the Brits taking their work.

Finally I'd like to add, I found the Chateau Diaries only as I'm interested in restoration and have been restoring my 100 year old beach cottage the past 15 years. I have done all the design and majority of the actual labor on it as I am not rich and have not asked anyone for a single dime. I no longer bother to watch it. My life is too busy and it's too annoying!

Anyway, I just popped in for a moment as we're in the midst of Hurricane Henri which made me think of France. Ha ha
 
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Rory

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So Sara hope you realise how unimportant you are to SJ. SJ had no time for lunch with you but had time for filming, making lunch, eating lunch, reading, a nap and getting petrol.

Now Natti "loves so much" the bedroom suite - I don't recall that reaction from Natti.

Gerry has come to help Natti in BnB by cleaning.

Agree with earlier poster - Hani you have the best legs and great skin. Legs of a tennis player. Good luck with your health
 
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Patriciarella

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Is that Colonel Sanders? He sure thinks Snorty is finger licking good. But there were even more awkward moments:
1. SJ not eating at birthday lunch
2. SJ leaves lunch to eat alone under a bush
3. SJ not getting out of car at Gerry’s rolling pick up
4. SJ being late for that pick up
5. SJ being snarky to Gerry but others are happy to see him
6. Gerry hugging Snorty instead of handshake as he did Nutty’s friend
7. Snorty looking at Gerry so deeply. He did this to Mummy, Potts even Antwon, he is creepy, makes my female intuition go “yuk!” Heathcliff you wouldn’t understand, us sluts have this for protection so we don’t end up chained in a cellar or in a Sillyman’s van.
 
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