Scorpio
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Ever since the Christies announcement this old joke has been bouncing around my head:
A bird was standing in a field chatting with a bull.
“I would love to get to the top of yonder tree,” sighed the bird, “but I ain’t got the energy.”
“Well, why don’t you nibble on some of my droppings?” replied the bull. “They’re packed with nutrients.”
The bird pecked at some dung and found that it gave him enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. And similarly for the third day.
Finally, on the fourth day, he was proudly perched at the top of the tree.
This was when a farmer saw him, dashed into the farmhouse, emerged with a shotgun, and shot the bird right out of the tree.
Moral of the story: Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won’t keep you there.
A bird was standing in a field chatting with a bull.
“I would love to get to the top of yonder tree,” sighed the bird, “but I ain’t got the energy.”
“Well, why don’t you nibble on some of my droppings?” replied the bull. “They’re packed with nutrients.”
The bird pecked at some dung and found that it gave him enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. And similarly for the third day.
Finally, on the fourth day, he was proudly perched at the top of the tree.
This was when a farmer saw him, dashed into the farmhouse, emerged with a shotgun, and shot the bird right out of the tree.
Moral of the story: Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won’t keep you there.