The Chateau Diaries #51 Peeing on Dan's marbles instead of polishing their own

[MojoDublin]

Ohh I so read that differently and went to a dark place!

You little beauty ….

 

[Pekey]

Who? Selmar? Hah ha He could do one in the spode cupboard in the kitchen...problem is nobody would notice, it is filthy from before! hah ha

No , not Selmar ...... the dog !!!
How many drinks are you up to Heathcliffe !!

 

[Parrfect Porcelane]

I thought those paw prints would look charming in the plate room...... like a little history in the making.
The SJ is a dog hater and she should be shot!
Where did I put my drink down?????????

I thought they were charming. She's such a putz.

 

[MojoDublin]

No , not Selmar ...... the dog !!!
How many drinks are you up to Heathcliffe !!

Inspired I caved .. I’m in

M

 

[Heathcliffe]

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No , not Selmar ...... the dog !!!
How many drinks are you up to Heathcliffe !!

have had so many drinks now that...I can see Selmar running around the Chateau at night and shitting in secret places in his yoga pants...and I can see his face with that mad look, hah ha...laying down logs instead of tiles. And Diesel killing chickens and blaming others. With a cute look like that you can get away with murder.

I hate my mother in law...... gosh, the drink is getting to me !

TEll us about this woman will you? What has she done?

 

[prettyplease]

Anyone up? I have had a few too many, and up all alone So, I went to see if Teabeg has been posting one of his DAILY VLOGS that I could enjoy, but no! No daily vlog, I was so gutted. And, no vlog for 2 weeks. Where are these invisible daily vlogs for his 530 Sugardaddies/mummies/grannies ? I am looking forward to seeing Tatiana, now when we know she is real. Selmar is SO craving a woman, it is very easy to see. He is like a black hole , waiting to suck in a woman to love. Are we not rid of Marie yet? She should fade into the background now. Stephanie is about one hundred times a better interviewer , but then anyone would be. Marie is in denial about her skills and lack of, she should find an equally simple man and give up on her dreams of stardom. Settle, get a normal job and a kid or two. Right, I am fixing myself another drink...

His new blog is now up

 

[black sheep]

F@ck, - the Georgian chef
kill, - spoilt for choice .. snorty
marry - possibly Matt
with Lalonders

[email protected] cheese guy after a good rinse as per advisement that the goat keeper will perfume of same..but I'd still call him daddy lol ( hmm not in the SJ way either)
kill...same as you...there arent enough rooms!
Marry...Dan...talent and humour and such. I think Analise and Dan are equally blessed! *sigh*

as an aside...my bf is snoring now too @Heathcliff lol...

 

[Heathcliffe]

His new blog is now up

We know. You're late!

 

[MojoDublin]

Am up as far as the electrician
Nice work

But dame that bed will be a small double

Guess he’ll need to feel the air Andrew breaths ….

 

[Pekey]

have had so many drinks now that...I can see Selmar running around the Chateau at night and shitting in secret places in his yoga pants...and I can see his face with that mad look, hah ha...laying down logs instead of tiles. And Diesel killing chickens and blaming others. With a cute look like that you can get away with murder.

OMG...... best laugh ever !!!!

 

[Heathcliffe]

Am up as far as the electrician
Nice work

But dame that bed will be a small double

Guess he’ll need to feel the air Andrew breaths ….

His farts more like it. He looks like a guy who drinks whey, hah ha. Some of us don't need it.

 

[MojoDublin]

[email protected] cheese guy after a good rinse as per advisement that the goat keeper will perfume of same..but I'd still call him daddy lol ( hmm not in the SJ way either)
kill...same as you...there arent enough rooms!
Marry...Dan...talent and humour and such. I think Analise and Dan are equally blessed! *sigh*

as an aside...my bf is snoring now too @Heathcliff lol...

Inspired … forgot about goat boy mmmm

 

[prettyplease]

We know. You're late!

Aaaaack!!!

 

[Heathcliffe]

OMG...... best laugh ever !!!!

I AM a good laugh when I am pissed, I keep telling my wife! After covid I have had to spend more time with this snorer and less with my mates, so my funniness falls on deaf ears and snores. I am wasted in this room. cheers!

 

[MojoDublin]

His farts more like it. He looks like a guy who drinks whey, hah ha. Some of us don't need it.

METHERICK defo isn’t going to feature his toy

Place would be flooded with drive bys
Hoping for a swift one
Andrew might be an afternoon delight to go with the cottage creme

 

[Heathcliffe]

Aaaaack!!!

And your constant giggeling offends me...reminds me of Marie.

Inspired … forgot about goat boy mmmm

GOAT boy, sounds like you lot are all lusting after a freak of nature, hah ha

 

[black sheep]

Omg I'm envisioning Selmar and Diesel dumping in the dump...don't forget the outbuildings! can you imagine Semar poised on the panelling "I'm a peacock" and laughing maniacally...

 

[Heathcliffe]

Omg I'm envisioning Selmar and Diesel dumping in the dump...don't forget the outbuildings! can you imagine Semar poised on the panelling "I'm a peacock" and laughing maniacally...

We. Are. On. The. Same. Page.

 

[Parrfect Porcelane]

[email protected] cheese guy after a good rinse as per advisement that the goat keeper will perfume of same..but I'd still call him daddy lol ( hmm not in the SJ way either)
kill...same as you...there arent enough rooms!
Marry...Dan...talent and humour and such. I think Analise and Dan are equally blessed! *sigh*

[email protected] Georgian guy and goat boy are good choices I will confess that I had an early attraction to Michael Potts but am now recovered
Kill..same as everyone else - the list is endless . . .
Marry..Dan if he were single would be great. I agree about Analise and Dan!

 

[MojoDublin]

And your constant giggeling offends me...reminds me of Marie.


GOAT boy, sounds like you lot are all lusting after a freak of nature, hah ha

It’s not all bright lights big city living here

Said long ago after lockdown- a field and a few ppl
A bit of the local wildlife -

Got to admit both you’d not kick out of bed for eating chips