I will start taking this threat seriously if he gets to five
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Yes indeed. Boring, dull, duller, dullest. What does he think is interesting or fun about his vlog? Dan is so much better, though he needs a bit more action in his too...or people. Marie is the worst though, I think...or shared first with Teabeg.
Jealousy is sooo unbecomingYou must have got your numbers mixed up here M, or are you in prison?
I'd do her from behind and pretend she was a young Sophia Loren! I like her legs, I am a simple man!Hold up
Literally
You’d duck fanny ….
You’ve declared you would ….
But what EXACTLY would be in that tribute for YOU ??
Coming from moi
My guess she’s a starfish …
You’d have your work cut out for ya
So I dont want to watch Teabeg....so please fill me in. He didn't bring up or show Andrew????
It would have been more interesting if little Andrew was there ! Or..... was he????
Do you think Andrew left the love nest?
Now you are speaking my lingo...M, this must happen. Make it happen! We make a patreon for this!!!Personally I’d rate selmar higher if he took a video parodying SSB in her car crash moviein the bathroom
Then he floats a log in the tub
Yes I quite imagine you are the Carlo droga of game of thrones ….
Even the mother of dragons tamed him
I can just see mini apron telling SSB
… this ONE
is best your mother handles darling 
She certainly isn’t cracking them… wait ummm
hmm didnt someone mention they saw a hotel towel bar in an instagram post from Andrew that was hastily deleted? I think he was brought on as a beard for all of Methrick's issues.
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Oh yes, I will fill you in. He fucked Andrew from behind in front of 10 Beatrix Potter rabbits, and he shouted PATREON as he came, pulled out and then hosed down the new staircase with his cock. Andrew's twin came in the door and felt a bit sick when he saw all the spunk tumbling down the stairs, so he pulled the lid of the AGA and puked. It was really boring.
Well he was not there on the Vid. Just a lot of tomatoes !
..............you know , the real ones you make sauce from !
I prefer to remain ignorant on the answer to that!
Mission
In an effort to support local causes
We need selmar to put on his red shoes
… for a mission Leaving logs
in strategic places mentioned ….He might find benefactors for his chateau ball
room If he chooses to accept his mission
Attachments
he is prostituting his friend with cancer for views-disgusting
This is a very important Mission! We rely on him, this will make us BIG in Japan! Come on Selmar,- you can do it!!!Mission
In an effort to support local causes
We need selmar to put on his red shoes
Leaving logs
He might find benefactors for his chateau ball
If he chooses to accept his mission
I think he was filming....Well he was not there on the Vid. Just a lot of tomatoes !
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