The Chateau Diaries #50 Her laziness is spreading quicker than the delta variant.

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Did anyone see the recent Patreon video.. In that Stephanie mentions about Tatiana who is selmar's gf for the past 6 months.. They have never met.. And September is the first time she is meeting selmar... And will be Introduced to selmar's mother and then brought to lalande to introduce to the rest... One thing i can agree with Stephanie on this.. Stephanie is very skeptical of this girl and tells selmar to be careful
 
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They cannot donate it to Emaus...they vlog there all the time..imagine some grannie recognises her own crafswork...
holy smokes Count you have figured out why they all travel to the other chateaux-to leave cadeuax at the chateau crap in every junk/charity shop from the south of France to the north of France-if it’s all spread out-no one will be able to piece together where it all went-brilliant work
 
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BJJ is standing exactly like a really frail old man in that photo, looks nearer to his possible future mother-in-law's age!
he’s actually a ghost-only Tattlers and crazy fans see him-it’s like The Ghost and Mrs Muir from the 60’s

 
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Why would SJ bring THAT up on a Patreon video??????
Was she trying to divert attention away ( AGAIN.... Obvious and typical narcissist strategy) from there being NOTHING accomplished in any way at her Shitoo?

Somebody please post a clip??? Is that possible to do?
 
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There are regulations for food handling in France, I posted about the very subject in thread 20 something, not only for establishments such as HMN but also for the jam makers in markets. All should have an inspection carried out prior to selling their wares.
 
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Interesting. Can anyone post that video here?
 
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Thanks. As one of your fellow geniuses has noted Potts, Gerald, IJ and Percy all ignore PJ in the live chat. That can't be the only reason they're not coming around. I tend to think the rise of PJ is a symptom not a cause.
"Bits and pieces" -- that's what you have that the rest of us don't, a matrix of evidence. We can dissect the vlogs like forensic ninjas but sniffing the air and looking at the sky is key.
The incompetence of letting MW, their one reliable cook, go in the height of the guest season is typically Phillip. And for all the shit I give Marie's cooking, it is a kamikaze move.

RuPaul is deffo on my list of professors of femme performance. His success is to me one of the signs that evolutionary consciousness is progressive.
 
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Sounds like a great scoop for a dumpster diver with a camera.
Jes' sayin'.
 
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same here-trying to nail the fast forward through that intro is a challenge on an iPad-it’s interesting most of us continue to try to watch because it feels awkward commenting when we haven’t see the actual wreck-plus more eyes catch more peculiarities!

Fanny is so insincere-I can’t understand why Marie is so brainwashed to even partially believe

the only thing I absolutely can not get through is the gift grab-I try but it’s so awful-it’s like watching those cult propaganda films-ick
 
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BJJ is standing exactly like a really frail old man in that photo, looks nearer to his possible future mother-in-law's age!
I think you've identified his whole aesthetic. Granny porn.
 
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Fanny is so insincere-I can’t understand why Marie is so brainwashed to even partially believe
Fanny is a role model for Marie for how to work hard at hardly working and still rake in the cash. I am not sure she is brainwashed now as much as trying to learn the tricks of the grifting trade from a pro. She can't turn on SJ completely because she still needs a place to crash should doing nothing turn out to be a disaster. Anyway, I don't understand the big deal about her leaving. Isn't she supposed to go back in September? She may change her mind and stay? Unless SJ really doesn't want her back and gaslights her to the point where she runs away screaming.
 
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Could your eyes and ears take a photo for us please.
 
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Could your eyes and ears take a photo for us please.
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Good point, I never thought of the vegetarian angle. (I'm of the school thought which says I'm cooking one dinner for everybody, celiacs and vegans will discover something substantial they can make a good meal off from the array served, but will not be dictating to other guests or the cook what the menu is.)
I love the new cheeseboard aesthetic, I think they're works of art and really do make your mouth water. Aside from the fact that it is lamentably stingy, I think what's wrong with that big one for Maries' farewell dinner is breadth of access, you couldn't really get in across the board to cut a piece of cheese the size you wanted.
Also, wedges of melon, hard to serve yourself and eat as an hors d'oeuvre. Gobsmacked as I was to see a piece of fresh fruit served at Lalande.
I used to eat a fruit plate made by a trained sushi chef, one of the best restaurant dishes ever. He chose the ripest fruit and cut it up like an angel. Everything was cut into a forkable or fingerable morsel, apples, pears, plums, etc., thinly, almost transparent slices, and fanned out among the piles of berries and cherries. Wouldn't that be the way to cut melon for a cheese plate? Take a 1 1/2 in wedge, slice thinly crosswise, including skin which is nice looking and serves as a handle for eating with fingers. And fan.
I've never seen crudites on a cheese board, I think they deserve a platter of their own. It's confusing visually and inhospitable to have food you touch mixed in with food you shouldn't touch. Crowd control is definitely an aesthetic in presentation.
Here the second-rate deli ham rolls and carrot sticks and puny grape clusters have been used to flesh out the chintzy $12 array of supermarket ticky tacky cheese. That's what I'd call a fuck you plate, decked out with what could be found at the back of the fridge.
People are terrible.
 

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It’s a grazing board. - have had many!Definitely not good for Vegetarians though.
 
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I kind of like her and admire her work ethic. She is miles above SJ in that regard. She is a bit hyper, definitely an over achiever...which many people find aggravating since most just bitch and do nothing. She is also a little too self-deprecating and overly polite...lol...hate that phony way people have of being polite to your face, but then stabbing you in the neck....but, hey, none of us are perfect. We all have our annoying quirks and habits. She gets things done and is an asset to that family. I also think her small Italian place is her way of regaining her identity and independence. I imagine the tiny size is a relief to renovate after dealing with that huge money pit.
 
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