The Chateau Diaries #48 No longer Doing It himself. Just doing everyone else

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Just watched the newest Shitoo diaries...
Stage 2 in Fannies plan to get rid of Selmar -another passive aggressive dig at him, via Claus, about repairing the door step... 🙄

To be fair Fanny, you did have 15 years prior to the arrival of your dancing handyman to sort that issue out yourself...
 
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He must know English at least on a conversation level.

yes, no, hello, 150 Euro, deeper, harder, welcum..
 
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Surely curtains are a grey area too, they are not fixed. If the radiators need replacing, she should have done that before nearly all the other stuff she has started. Stopping leaks that may lead to rot and damage and the provision of efficient heating are both far more important than making a flat for Nati who doesn't really want it anyway!
the accountant was actually speaking of Marie’s food-it’s a grey area, sometimes a beige area
 
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I've been told you can eat bacon if you're a vegetarian.
I tend to agree. Certainly mussels fall under the bacon for vegetarians rubric.
Marie can eat anything with out a face if she‘ s a vegetarian-muscles don’t have faces, neither do bacons or fish or flowers-don’t tell her what to do-she is uh so um so uh very smart, sucksessfill, and greatful—she owns a car brandmobile
 
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What the hell is this supposed to say? Really? I get English is not her first language, but if you are plugging yourself to English speakers you should at least check your vlog title is right... :mad: (p.s - Annalise is so very pretty 🥰 )

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Ffs, the size of that toilet door 🙈🙈🙈
Where is the other half?!
Thank goodness Steve has got his own shitoo, because he’d have to either shuffle in sideways or completely bust it down, a lá Hagrid rescuing Harry from the Lighthouse 😳

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Anneliese came across very well in Marie's interview, not because of Marie but because she's a lovely person and is articulate. The thumbnail photo of her was lovely too. Both Marie and the Sarah who edits her videos need to get a dictionary. At the end of the interview, it says "Interview lead by Marie Wiik" as in the heavy metal, rather than "led", the past of "to lead". It just adds to the unprofessional feel of the whole thing. Just noticed the "Abouth" in the title as well! Marie is not a native speaker, but Sarah, the editor is, they need to sort it out!

I see from SJ's vlog that Marie's last attempt at cooking was ... guess what? Chicken again! Maybe some of SJ's chickens are dying off and they want to use them. Whatever happened to the planned chicken houses/"village"? That again should be a priority , to protect the animals and birds, but that's too much to expect; chandeliers and clothes are more important than living creatures in La la land.
 
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*** BEGMANIA UPDATE ***

Following the success of Ryan's mother's birthday party (documented in an award-winning flog filmed by Lazy Sadie), to which half of Essex was invited, Billy Pickpocket of Begmania announced this morning that a special event will be held at the château to celebrate the coming out of Michael Pickpocket, to which the whole of Essex will be invited. The Pickpockets, a family of scrap metal dealers and bricklayers who moved from the East End to Essex and then to the château (due to a lack of discernment on Gwen's part perhaps?), said they'd be delighted to welcome everyone and that it is all part of the family's effort to integrate in France.


EDD AND ANNA OF CHÂTEAU LAGORCE: THE ROOM COLLECTORS

Special report by Tattle journalist Billy Ollocks

Ever heard of a room collector? No, of course you haven't. Well, that's exactly what Edd and Anna of Château Lagorce are ... room collectors. Edd and Anna, who've never held down a job and have never trained in anything, inherited Château Lagorce from Edd's parents fifteen years ago. They ran a wedding business until Covid came along and flushed everything down the loo. Now Edd and Anna can devote themselves fully to their one and only passion in life ... rooms! The couple collects rooms like other people collect stamps or coins. The château boasts more than twenty rooms. Asked about his passion, Edd said: "I love rooms. The great thing about them is that you can be in one room and there's always another room next to it or across the corridor. And no room's the same as another ... some are square and others are rectangular. We like to do something different in every room: they're all plasterboarded, the floors are coated with Osmo, and a chandelier's installed. They all look the same but they're all different because they're different rooms." The couple ran out of rooms to renovate in the château so they bought a smaller château in Bordeaux with more rooms to renovate. Now that they've more or less renovated their second château they're looking for a third château with more rooms to renovate. Edd said: "I could go on forever doing floors with Osmo and sticking chandeliers on the ceiling. It's something I'll never tire of and there are plenty of châteaus on the market ... the sky's the limit!"
 
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And whilst I’m here...

Claus, next job for you, give the door a little sand down, prime & repaint... the state of the inside of it!

Almost as bad as the state of the kitchen cupboard pantry doors 🤮

Devil finds work for Porky mitts 👺👹👺👹

Shes got all the expensive F&B, Little Greene... FFS FANNY, use it!!!
 
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Egads. The creeps on the couch videoing the creeps doing the tango. Ouf. I'm not sure I'd hook my leg over Selmar for any reason. 😬 Soft porn for the blue hairs. So not going there. Much less break bread with the guest creeps sleeping in my house. Ouf, again, I say, every single boundary issue I have feels like it's got taxidermy mites on it. Forty-five and 50+ tango dancers in Argentina are fantastically talented, but this just breathes out 90th-rate provincial hasbeen wannabees like Olivier's The Entertainer. Errrrrrghhh. Do you think they accept tips?
Now this is how it's done.
What a difference between those dancers and SJ and Selmar, The way SJ lifted her leg in that mini dress was more like cheap porn, you could practically see her knickers. The woman in your video was so much more stylish and it was a beautiful, sensual dance. SJ goes completely OTT in everything she does but there's never any genuine feeling there. It's just "Look at me, folks, aren't I great?"
 
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Anneliese came across very well in Marie's interview, not because of Marie but because she's a lovely person and is articulate. The thumbnail photo of her was lovely too. Both Marie and the Sarah who edits her videos need to get a dictionary. At the end of the interview, it says "Interview lead by Marie Wiik" as in the heavy metal, rather than "led", the past of "to lead". It just adds to the unprofessional feel of the whole thing. Just noticed the "Abouth" in the title as well! Marie is not a native speaker, but Sarah, the editor is, they need to sort it out!

I see from SJ's vlog that Marie's last attempt at cooking was ... guess what? Chicken again! Maybe some of SJ's chickens are dying off and they want to use them. Whatever happened to the planned chicken houses/"village"? That again should be a priority , to protect the animals and birds, but that's too much to expect; chandeliers and clothes are more important than living creatures in La la land.
I agree - Annaliese has a lovely warm and natural personality. I'd like to tell FRK not to give up her day job but I really can't think what that might be! I can see why Sarah the vlog editor had to volunteer to do this as I can't imagine that she'd be employable otherwise.
 
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What else?
It's a confirmation that SJ reads Tattle Life and wants to let everyone on here know that she isn't having sex with her puppy. ;) Seems like BJJ is bi but prefers men more to women but none of them find it inappropriate to flirt with a married man in the presence of his wife. :sick:
He likes women's clothing but women...?🤣
 
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What a difference between those dancers and SJ and Selmar, The way SJ lifted her leg in that mini dress was more like cheap porn, you could practically see her knickers. The woman in your video was so much more stylish and it was a beautiful, sensual dance. SJ goes completely OTT in everything she does but there's never any genuine feeling there. It's just "Look at me, folks, aren't I great?"
Did Fan really had her knickers on?? i got the feeling she likes a bit of fresh air...around her palace of pleasure.. :rolleyes:
 
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That mower dealer isnt going to replace a belt.....come on its maybe 150 euros...they probably didnt clear the grass out and mowed over wood sticks and things...otherwise a belt doesnt snap like that....believe me i know this...when a belt snas you are doing something really wrong..same with the blades of the small mower.you have to make sure nothing is in the grass..a stick or a treeroot...it damages your machine and the first safetything is the belt...so i would say if you pay a fortune on crap...and a new belt is too expensive...that dealer is mad if he replaces it for free..and they know it...
It doesn't have to be perfect.It could be a meadow.By the way ,why on earth did they get the sheep in the first place?they should just rehome the poor creatures.
 
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What the hell is this supposed to say? Really? I get English is not her first language, but if you are plugging yourself to English speakers you should at least check your vlog title is right... :mad: (p.s - Annalise is so very pretty 🥰 )

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as much as I adore Annalise-Marie any “more of your conversation would infect my brain…I will be bold to take my leave of you”
 
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After watching todays CD offering I had to self flagellate to repent for some of my sinful comments earlier today! It reminded me of why I am on here!
On another note Steve and Sara staying with Vivienne and Simon until the 19th of August! They must be more accommodating for the dogs! I can’t imagine upending my life without feeling confident that I will have a place to live. Haven’t they missed the season to effectively launch their business.
 
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