The Chateau Diaries #47 How to succeed in Business without really trying (to work)

[AndAnotherName]

This heat is intense! I went outside for a minute and it was like the devil was breathing in my face, that’s the only way I can describe it! I know what you mean, I have a coffee table I’ve been working on and I have to do the sanding and prep work outside, at this rate, it’ll never get finished. What I wouldn’t give for a big pile of snow right now!

OMG you can have some of our snow! Down to 300m tonight. Temp 4.8C feels like -1.6C... I have a buffet that I should be sanding/painting and it's in a room off the garage and it's freezing. So here I am keeping warm by the fire ,reading and having a larf with Tattlers.

 

[MojoDublin]

No way these two are twins

Correct ….
Check the photo Andrew is the older …

not by twin minutes
By at leaste 2 years ….

My father was one of 5 boys -
3 of them - if you didn’t know them on a daily basis looked like triplets -

They ain’t twins that’s the brothel marketing tool - for fantasy island

Only there’s no tattoo squeaking
“The plane the plane “


photo by @Camembert

 

[MrsPoker]

Apologies if this has been said already but there’s just so much to read on here at the moment I’m still catching up so Andrews Instagram account is now private & the twins seem to have another one ?

There is also this FB, it looks like they are gay music/club promoters (not sure, I cant read the language)....life in rural France is going to be awfully boring for Andrew

https://www.facebook.com/twinsrengifo/

 

[OldSoul]

I think it's more likely, for the same reason of SJ spinning the story, she is behind the IMHO attacks on MPK, as she has been in bed with DB for the longest time and they have shared interests in the touring business that might seem dormant now but as soon as Covid allows some release will be dusted off for sure. The discussions on DB's platform are getting more and more heated and they look in sync with what we are saying here and there's a real risk the fire will jump over to SJ's HMN if not properly managed. I said it before, but if MPK is still calling SJ his friend, he has zero insight in what's really going on. Dear Brenda knows all and is the perfect gateway for SJ to a whole lot of free PR. Even now, with all the scales falling from eyes that were extremely loyal before, SJ is still in the clear, because she keeps putting out content, or so it seems. But the quality of this content is rapidly deteriorating and there's more and more questions about her spending on decorations rather than the renovations she is supposed to spend on. Smoke and mirrors only get her so far, so with a new MPK scandal emerging, it's her perfect distraction strategy. I think Andrew should not expect to get an invitation to visit the HMN any time soon, which must disappoint MPK as SJ's shittoo provides a much more credible backdrop for the pornbusiness he aspires.

I'm just laughing at those fools following IMHO thinking they are backing the winning corner. The way they are laying it on Michael you'd think they have never heard of SJ. I find her more calculating and next to her, he looks like a bumbling fool though they are the same through and through.

 

[KiKiGee]

I feel for the poor dogs. If the dogs are small why aren't they flying with them in the cabin??? It's summer, no animal should be loaded as baggage. I've done it many times. You buy first class tickets, each family member is assigned an animal; cats, dogs, tree frogs. It's never been a problem. Oh, and by the way, Air France first class is worth it.

Manor & Maker | Sews
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Today's the day -
@airfrance
and
@delta
- you'll take great care of the doggos, right?

Manor & Maker | Sews
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Replying to
@SewManorAndMakr
@airfrance
check in agent is being excellent at reassuring us and managing expectations.


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Manor & Maker | Sews
@SewManorAndMakr
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@airfrance
while we are in the customs line that will take longer than the flight.... Can you please let me know the dogs are ok?


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Manor & Maker | Sews
@SewManorAndMakr
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Guy managing the line Does. Not. Care.


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Manor & Maker | Sews
@SewManorAndMakr
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They are ok!

 

[Golly]

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[MrsPoker]

Just zoomed through Selmas vlog posted today and he shows Ian the electrician(?) doing the cooking one evening! (Fish & Chips) ....looks delicious, but how strange of him to cook? Steve the Canadian is there, and the vlog folllows with the sheep shearing so it was a few weeks ago. I did want to show this cute screen shot of Ruby falling asleep in his arms...very sweet

 

[CountessPompidoo]

Before I forget...again....I'd just like to thank BG for directing me...and many others...to this page several months ago.
Thanks BG!

Same here. Best thing BG's ever done

Arfarf said:
You know if I had to cook at the SHITOO ( when Hell freezes over, when pigs fly, when SJ dumps Snorts), I would cook what I cook and tell all the vegans, vegetarians, gluten free, Presbyterians, Octogenarians, Canadians, Libertarians...... AND SNORTS with every allergy known to man....to eat it or go hungry!!! Or pick out what they don't like. Catering to all these imbeciles is crazy. They should cook their own meals individually. Or go hungry.


I had a plaque on my kitchen wall when I was raising my boys (we should send one to the chateau). It said
You have two choices for dinner
Take it or leave it!

When asked 'what's for dinner Mum', I'd reply 'if it's'. As in 'If it's on the table it's dinner so eat it'

 

[Mummy Dearest]

OMG you can have some of our snow! Down to 300m tonight. Temp 4.8C feels like -1.6C... I have a buffet that I should be sanding/painting and it's in a room off the garage and it's freezing. So here I am keeping warm by the fire ,reading and having a larf with Tattlers.

I would love to take all of your snow! And, if you don’t mind my asking, where are you at that you have snow? That’s so hard for me to fathom right now! A fellow furniture refinisher?! How exciting to find a kindred spirit! I hope it warms up for so you can work on it, it’s so frustrating having to let the furniture sit because of the weather!

 

[TheTaxInspector]

*** BREAKING NEWS ***

Mummy's finally back, looking more beautiful than ever!

 

[Le Comte de Monte Cristo]

I think it’s time to start the copyright process on all of these tattle gold nugget words and phrases! Somebody could make a mint!

Lol, i had the same thoughts...at least we know that there is a lott of reading inhere... many people lurking..

 

[Mummy Dearest]

Lol, i had the same thoughts...at least we know that there is a lott of reading inhere... many people lurking..

Oh 100% guarantee it! What can I say besides people love us because we’re an extremely clever bunch! If BG starts calling Begmania the frateau, I’m sueing! I’m very proud of that one, and kind of shocked no one had called it that yet And she will be giving herself away big time! I’m on to you BG!

 

[MojoDublin]

Am new to this How do you find out who is who at the chateau

Welcome

YouTube has a rake of blogs
This thread CD -
and any grifter you watch and reconaise

You have 46 threads to read - lovely reading for a sunny day
Also wiki is on top
Read up for narrative

 

[Mummy Dearest]

Same here. Best thing BG's ever done


When asked 'what's for dinner Mum', I'd reply 'if it's'. As in 'If it's on the table it's dinner so eat it'

I love this! And I’m going to steal it…I will give you full credit! My go to is “what do you think this is, Mom’s Diner? We’re having ‘eat it or starve’” It’s pretty harsh, but it gets my point across to three children who each think I’m a short order cook.

 

[Le Comte de Monte Cristo]

That was NOT written by MPK. Damage Limitation penned by a pro (or someone with knows about PR).

I am curious how long teabeg can keep his personal life private....he is clearly to full of himself and his escapades..that i dont think the secrecy will be longlived..He started the whole mess with putting al his escapades on his Instagram....under the influence of alcohol and drugs...and he loves his likes....and first of all himself.... is a real showoff...so this keeping his private life private isnt going to last...he is too much an exhibitionist for that...

 

[Mummy Dearest]

Just zoomed through Selmas vlog posted today and he shows Ian the electrician(?) doing the cooking one evening! (Fish & Chips) ....looks delicious, but how strange of him to cook? Steve the Canadian is there, and the vlog folllows with the sheep shearing so it was a few weeks ago. I did want to show this cute screen shot of Ruby falling asleep in his arms...very sweet

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Really not that surprising that anyone but Stephykins is doing the cooking, I could see her faking a leg injury to get out of anything that would cause her to break a sweat! They better makes sure the toilets are properly sealed and fully functional because the guests are going to eat a buttload of Tak-ooos while Marie is away. Each night stand better have a complimentary bottle of Pepto Bismal, they’re gonna need it!

 

[Bleu Lala]

I think it's more likely, for the same reason of SJ spinning the story, she is behind the IMHO attacks on MPK, as she has been in bed with DB for the longest time and they have shared interests in the touring business that might seem dormant now but as soon as Covid allows some release will be dusted off for sure. The discussions on DB's platform are getting more and more heated and they look in sync with what we are saying here and there's a real risk the fire will jump over to SJ's HMN if not properly managed. I said it before, but if MPK is still calling SJ his friend, he has zero insight in what's really going on. Dear Brenda knows all and is the perfect gateway for SJ to a whole lot of free PR. Even now, with all the scales falling from eyes that were extremely loyal before, SJ is still in the clear, because she keeps putting out content, or so it seems. But the quality of this content is rapidly deteriorating and there's more and more questions about her spending on decorations rather than the renovations she is supposed to spend on. Smoke and mirrors only get her so far, so with a new MPK scandal emerging, it's her perfect distraction strategy. I think Andrew should not expect to get an invitation to visit the HMN any time soon, which must disappoint MPK as SJ's shittoo provides a much more credible backdrop for the pornbusiness he aspires.

I think Clara is onto something (again)…
If viewers, patrons, suckers have finally opened their eyes and are seeing M Pathetic for what he is, it’s only a matter of time before those newly opened eyes look towards SJ and begin questioning things.

Could go something like this…

Boy M Pathetic knows how to party! I mean a two month holiday in Madrid, during the pandemic and look at all the new friends he made while he was in Barthsalona ! And that new boyfriend is a HUNK! And now that he’s home he needs money? Huh that’s strange…. I thought he had plenty of money, he was just partying like a rock star and all…
Wait a minute! WHAT!!! OMG no way!

And you know what Stefanny has been doing a lot of travel too during the pandemic and look at all the interesting Chateau owners she has introduced me to. And that new boyfriend of hers well, he’s a bit too young and foppish, but whatever. But you know I have no idea what my money is being spent on at LaLaLand because she’s off to a new place every week partying like a well, not like a rockstar… Wait a minute! WHAT! OMG no way…

 

[Miss Trunchbull]

Really not that surprising that anyone but Stephykins is doing the cooking, I could see her faking a leg injury to get out of anything that would cause her to break a sweat! They better makes sure the toilets are properly sealed and fully functional because the guests are going to eat a buttload of Tak-ooos while Marie is away. Each night stand better have a complimentary bottle of Pepto Bismal, they’re gonna need it!

And antibiotics

Really?

 

[Nina Rose]

No way these two are twins

They may accept things more.But try doing a reverse of things.MK Turing up at home with a female,working girl.Would that have been accepted as easily!

 

[Le Comte de Monte Cristo]

No way these two are twins

I also have doubts them being twins...but for sure they do business together...letting the customers believe they are twins...some people get a kick from that i imagine..I also wonder...do they also work for woman??? I bet those names they use are not their real ones...If i was teabeg...i would be very suspicious about this all....He thinks he is so clever...but he can make himself..and i guess the rest of Begmania too up to some nasty surprises....I also think Andrew is lying about him not speaking English...its very convenient....you dont have to answer difficult questions...pretending you dont understand..