The Chateau Diaries #33 Starring she who shouts from balconies, written and directed by Tattle

[Clara Burnett]

I believe Clara said it was the couple before her friends (a man and a woman). SJ ought to be mindful of her wording.

SJ used the same story twice, with different cats and different guardians. Both times it was her cat and she lied about it to pretend it was okay she did not look after them.

Ruby isn’t so old that he’d have been around for Nadaillacs.
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That's Ruby indeed, who was still named Ziggy back then, with his brother Stardust (the red/white one). When my friends left, they wanted to take both cats to the vet to get them neutered, but as they were still pretty wild, they could only catch Stardust. He was neutered and adopted by another friend, as Frank & Ivo knew SJ would not take care of them. About Ziggy, now Ruby, SJ told Frank & Ivo to 'just leave him, it'll be fine'. As they were not the owners and she was, that's what happened.

Before Ziggy & Stardust, there was another cat at the HMN, Oedipus. SJ told everybody it was the cat of the previous guardians that was miserably left behind. In fact, it was her cat and so naturally when these guardians left, they didn't take it with them. SJ and IJ did not feed that cat for at least six months, pretending they didn't know it was there.

 

[ComtesseRose]

Ruby isn’t so old that he’d have been around for Nadaillacs

She just says the previous owners, maybe it's just me, I interpret as previous owners of the château (i. e. The Nadaillacs)

SJ used the same story twice, with different cats and different guardians. Both times it was her cat and she lied about it to pretend it was okay she did not look after them.

Lying herself out of animal neclegt. Is that a new low? Wait, no, nevermind... Just remembered BJJ.

 

[Who_Cares_Anyway?]

I'm beginning to think those that truly believe there is some form of sexual relationship between LOTL and BJJ/MPK don't know any gay men.

If anything we know that LOTL is a narcissist and wouldn't stoop so low as MPK or BJJ. They've no money, come from uninteresting stock and have no prospects.

She is the kind of woman all gay men (and lesbian women) encounter when they're young and impressionable. A glamorous figure playing from the pide pipe offering a fantasy life. If you're lucky the rose tinted glasses are removed quickly but others draw their seduction out in a more painful and lengthy process.

In the end the glamour girls carries on always finding new adoring puppies to adopt and abandon as her whim dictates.

 

[Espe]

I believe Clara said it was the couple before her friends (a man and a woman). SJ ought to be mindful of her wording. Since what she is saying now is slanderous towards the Nadaillacs...


I commend you. I tried watching it on 2x speed. Only got halfway through and gave up.

The sniffing from Marie was disgusting. I can understand her feeling emotional when reading her mother's card but surely she could have used a tissue to blow her nose, really disgusting, worse than the snorting!

 

[Madame No]

SJ has zero knowledge of biology and botany. I guess it wasn't required subjects in her education. I'm afraid Dan doesn't know much about plants either. He's good at cleaning up, making planting beds, digging ditches, but he's no plant man! On their spending spree at the garden shop, they blindly bought fruit trees, which are generally quite expensive, without doing any research. Perhaps this was Dan being passive agressive and wanting SJ to waste her money. Most of the trees they bought need to be cross pollinated with another variety of the same species. Unless there are those trees already around, they won't get fruit. I know they don't have any other almond trees nearby and they only bought one. SJ knows nothing about animal care. Her idol, Marie Antoinette, liked to play dress-up as milkmaid and frolic around and play farm girl just like SJ.

 

[Viva La Loca]

Regarding Dan and the timeline: His drone shots were sent the same day as his part in "Vloggers At War". That means they are at least two weeks old, probably older.

Just checked if my memory serves me right, you can see all the videos on SJ's phone in "Vloggers At War" (premiered April 13th), 09:06.

wonder what is going on here .. Lets hope they round to the kitchen roof and put the flashing back where it should be

What a waste .. all this sawn wood left to rot. Am surprised that the whole place isn't riddled with woodworm. Those beasties are certainly alive and kicking, and feasting well.

 

[KiKiGee]

Peggy Vick
12 hours ago
I vote we start a special SELMAR DREAM FUND He definitely needs his own area for his camper, instead of the parking lot. Guests will be coming soon, & Selmar needs privacy. Keep him happy Stephanie! He gives so much, & is irreplaceable. With him dreaming, he plans a very long stay.
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PEGGY, PEGGY, PEGGY, I'm sure BJJ will be in touch soon....


Ron VERMONT
14 hours ago
Mom’s Jaguar needs to be started each month & check it to keep mice out off the leather! Longer it sit the more it will cost to repair ! Less China & Glass were fix the Jag ! Please ! Seen so many rot away ! Or sell it !

 

[Jeeves]

Just catching up on last nights vlog and spotted this in the comments.

Joan Seymour clearly read it here!

 

[KiKiGee]

Hollar Girl
15 hours ago (edited)
Mummy and Percy got an apartment, Nick got an apartment, Nattie and Scotman are getting apartments, Selmar gets a quiet private spot for his camper, Ruby gets a nice warm home, Marie gets a new studio and Stephanie gets a heavenly sanctuary (her new livingroom). All is going well, it is lovely to see the harmony. I can only imagine what Stephanie will create next. The only one left is Phillip.


Hollar Girl you aren't paying attention. Potts has an apartment, Oliver is getting an apartment. I'd love to know where you would put BJJ????

 

[sammy13]

I've always thought she's a allumeuse (teaser ?). So vulgar.


I couldn't read the name of this "champagne" on the bottle (not the Bellini one but the other bottle in the kitchen).

Anyway, I've never seen anybody (in France) opening a bottle of Champagne the way Marie did : shaking it for ages as if it was some sort of cocktail.

They were clearly all drunk at the end of the video. God knows how the birthday party ended up... Maybe even Sarah ended up laughing and dancing around the tables

Hopefully she kept her clothes on.

 

[Viva La Loca]

Just catching up on last nights vlog and spotted this in the comments.

Has anyone seen 'Joan Seymour' before in chat or comments?
all i can think is Jane Seymour

 

[Madame No]

Peggy Vick
12 hours ago
I vote we start a special SELMAR DREAM FUND He definitely needs his own area for his camper, instead of the parking lot. Guests will be coming soon, & Selmar needs privacy. Keep him happy Stephanie! He gives so much, & is irreplaceable. With him dreaming, he plans a very long stay.
Show less

PEGGY, PEGGY, PEGGY, I'm sure BJJ will be in touch soon....

Ron VERMONT
14 hours ago
Mom’s Jaguar needs to be started each month & check it to keep mice out off the leather! Longer it sit the more it will cost to repair ! Less China & Glass were fix the Jag ! Please ! Seen so many rot away ! Or sell it !

Dump that damn old Jag! Those things are unreliable money pits. Not worth anything. Probably have to pay someone to take it away! It's sick to hold on to stuff like this just because it was your parents' a million years ago. Something not right with this attachment disorder SJ has. Definitely prevents her from maturing.

Hollar Girl
15 hours ago (edited)
Mummy and Percy got an apartment, Nick got an apartment, Nattie and Scotman are getting apartments, Selmar gets a quiet private spot for his camper, Ruby gets a nice warm home, Marie gets a new studio and Stephanie gets a heavenly sanctuary (her new livingroom). All is going well, it is lovely to see the harmony. I can only imagine what Stephanie will create next. The only one left is Phillip.


Hollar Girl you aren't paying attention. Potts has an apartment, Oliver is getting an apartment. I'd love to know where you would put BJJ????

Not sure what the criteria is to get your own apartment, but I doubt BJJ has the money to buy in. He and Marie will be attic mates for awhile I think. I'm sure that he is rather peeved by that idea as he sees himself as SJs official companion/secretary (ha, ha!), and as such, he should at least have an adjoining room to hers. I wonder if she has a bell she rings in his room when she needs him to get tea for her.

 

[Viva La Loca]

In fact, it was her cat and so naturally when these guardians left, they didn't take it with them. SJ and IJ did not feed that cat for at least six months, pretending they didn't know it was there.

Why would she have a cat if she is allergic to them ??

 

[Richard Blake]

In case any of you miss MPK, here's his latest IG story...showcasing how exciting his Friday afternoon is--staring at himself in the mirror and admiring himself!

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We (don't) miss you, Michael. You have peaked at 35, and now your YouTube career is crumbling because of your laziness and complete lack of work ethic.

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I hope the patreons realize he has acquired over $65000 this past year and only a very small portion of that amount has gone into restoration or providing content that was promised. Hell, Tattle has provided more content on this blogger than his channel...they should be paying us for interesting view points and send us on free month long vacations.

 

[The Gardener]

Ouch


Leigh Winter
4 hours ago
I really used to love your vlogs. I was just looking back at them seeing how wonderfully natural things were and flowed. I suppose with success comes expectation and I can really tell how planned and contrived your vlogs have become. Such a same as it was the naturalness that caught people’s attention. That said if you have people funded you this will lead you to a place of pleasing others and becoming beholden to expectations. Such a shame. I do hope this doesn’t end badly for you xxx
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This is true. i had to catch up on dozens of vlogs and still have a load unwatched in the middle but the change from start until now is striking.

SJ used the same story twice, with different cats and different guardians. Both times it was her cat and she lied about it to pretend it was okay she did not look after them.

It's NEVER okay not to look after ANY animal in your care. If you don't want it or can't keep it then Im sure France has animal rescue organisations. Thank goodness Selmar is there and is a decent man with a caring soul. All this hoohah about allergies...yeah right...they live in a massive hovel with questionable food and they'r worried about a CAT?!

That might come across as a Cat Lovers rant. I dont dislike cats and would never harm one but I much prefer dogs

 

[MojoDublin]

I'm getting zero vibe that those two are anything but friends/co-conspirators. I'll eat my words if I have to eventually, but it seems like they spend a lot of unromantic time together shopping, thinking of filming opportunities, scripting scenes and some performative clips (short skirts! rampant bralessness! naked gardening talk and porn!) especially for tattlers. He's just a replacement for Michael and the exact same rumors surrounded their relationship. Maybe I'm wrong and she's laying the last of her eggs 20 at a time.

Like with trotter in Madrid

I’m not biting .... they are definitely playing with are we or aren’t we

Nope
She’s a rehealed vestil virgin - due to lack of use
And he’s as is his want transitioning...
Into what .. who knows .. who cares

They are looking for spin and narrative
He’ll be dispatched as soon as restrictions lift 🛗
And it will be

We were parrrfect for each other
But the pressures were just too much
And regretfully we decided we’re better off apart

He couldn’t lick the cream off a strawberry - due to allergies

No loss

 

[CountessPompidoo]

Ruby was the author of his own destiny. The injury from his fight required a visit to the vets who must have recommended getting him done.

As an unneutered male, he's been fighting other male cats (when he can find them), since he was about 9 months old, so nothing new there and we only know about one or two visits to a vet to date (and very recently). Any Vet worth their salt would recommend Ruby gets the chop. It's not a good life for a 'whole' male cat at all, they have to fight consistently to get a mere whiff of a female.
He was 'done' because SJ reads this page and I don't believe it was a co-incidence.
Either that OR Selmar got fed up with him spraying along his van ! The smell is a tadge 'over powering'. Unnuetered males get very territorial!!

It's May tomorrow! Can't wait until the boys are back in town! Nicko, MP and Oli. " The boys are back, the boys are back, the boys are back in town". Watch out BJJ insignificance on its way. (Apologies to Thin Lizzy).
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The old saying goes 'hooraym hooray, it's the 1st of May, outdoor sex begins today'
Sorry, I just had to share that

 

[Bored Mermaid CC]

I’m not biting .... they are definitely playing with are we or aren’t we

absolutely, that’s why the smiles and flirty eyes and blowing kisses, but yuck just be grown-ups ffs

He was 'done' because SJ reads this page and I don't believe it was a co-incidence.
Either that OR Selmar got fed up with him spraying along his van ! The smell is a tadge 'over powering'. Unnuetered males get very territorial!!

yep, bad for the cat’s health, bad for the population of feral cats, and really bad for Selmar’s camper area, oy the stink

 

[ProfessorPlum]

- RE: Dan and SJ. I do not think it was sexual tension. Sure I believe Dan was smitten by her YouTube succes - wouldn't anybody else be? - I (like to) think he is very much content with his little channel, his little house and his little family, just content with what he has, just like Selmar. No need for delusions of grandeur like a certain shitelaine

Exactly. Mojo has already named the new member/troll who tried out that nonsense about Dan and SJ last night. Sexual tension my ass. We can see the kind of man SJ has managed to attract. Dan obviously has respect for himself, his family and his wife. I’ve posted screen caps just recently where he doesn’t hesitate to let Stephanie know when she’s crossed the line with him. He’s the kind of person who knows the meaning of healthy boundaries.

Dan is also clearly a fantastic dad. The last two vlogs have focussed on his boys, and “The Chase” is such a cool gift to his eldest son.

 

[Bored Mermaid CC]

I'm beginning to think those that truly believe there is some form of sexual relationship between LOTL and BJJ/MPK don't know any gay men.

If anything we know that LOTL is a narcissist and wouldn't stoop so low as MPK or BJJ. They've no money, come from uninteresting stock and have no prospects.

She is the kind of woman all gay men (and lesbian women) encounter when they're young and impressionable. A glamorous figure playing from the pide pipe offering a fantasy life. If you're lucky the rose tinted glasses are removed quickly but others draw their seduction out in a more painful and lengthy process.

In the end the glamour girls carries on always finding new adoring puppies to adopt and abandon as her whim dictates.

it’s as if no one has heard of Liza Minnell-come on grannies of patreon