The Chateau Diaries #33 Starring she who shouts from balconies, written and directed by Tattle

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From the end of the live chat, What a Perfect Chateau Day Looks Like....



Philip Janssen Thank you all for the wonderful evening!! Speak to all of you on Tuesday

We know that you must be over worked and need a break. That's an extra long weekend. Or, could it be the much needed time to redirect the narrative??? Your largest problem Philip Janssen is that we you. We here are playing the long game unlike you. Remember, you will be forever tied to Lalande and the grifting. This will not have a positive effect when trying to launch your global acting career. But hey, there's always Big Brother...
 
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This is the one that got DB’s nightie in a twist so much she bullied him out of there. I’m glad he’s kept the video up!
 
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more ad nauseam...

bee french @philip janssen Stephanie right ... u can be the next bond 007


Philip Janssen @bee french Anyone know the casting director?

bee french, Have you ever seen a Bond movie?????
 
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For those who managed to watch FRK’s vlog, did you see the tray of Rununculus outside her ‘studio’ ? I didn’t know they were Rununculus but she said they were - all completely dead and dried up to nothing. ”Oh well “ she says better luck next year. It’s got nothing to do with luck ffs you are passing that way several times a day, you are a 30 year old woman. How difficult would it be to sprinkle a bit of water on the seeds YOU planted!!
 
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In the not so distant future... The Lalande Retirement Home afternoon activity: The Stephanie E Jarvis matting dance, organized by Selmar Duin and Marie Wiik, (far right).
 
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That made me quite upset. For someone who likes flowers as much as she states she does. I could not believe how non-chalant she was about it. A bit of water goes a long way!
 
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Re cleaning - I mean where would you start?


He always takes the van on his weekends away.
yes sorry that was badly worded. I meant does that apply if he goes away in his campervan every w/end and if it is only his campervan that is parked up there the rest of the time.
 
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The trend for designer animals: cats, dogs, pigs, hens worries me. First we had Vietnamese Pot Bellied pigs which outgrew their surroundings so they ended up in rescue. Then came miniature pigs, oh dear! Teacup dogs and also rare breed chickens. I have no problem if people want them as pets and look after them but to just introduce them to ‘ normal’ hens and expect all to be well is a mistake. This is in the UK so may be different elsewhere! Who looks after croc croc or do they take him with them? Sheep need to be checked everyday in case on lands on its back, gets caught up somewhere, is limping or has any sores. They are not ornaments, they are livestock!
 
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That made me quite upset. For someone who likes flowers as much as she states she does. I could not believe how non-chalant she was about it. A bit of water goes a long way!
...and to think ranunculus or ranunculuses or ranunculi, (choose your favorite plural), are her favorite flowers... we know what she thinks of anemones. Maybe she needs to rethink that career choice????
 
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...and to think ranunculus or ranunculuses or ranunculi, (choose your favorite plural), are her favorite flowers... we know what she thinks of anemones. Maybe she needs to rethink that career choice????
Well, we do know what she thinks of flowers *proceeds to rip leaves off her roses*
Were the Ranunculi a gift from the advent vlogs?
- Imagine seeing FRK not taking care of the gift you sent her and just be indifferent.
 
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I think alot of the clothes went to Ian's missus' new shop !
 
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I noticed that and thought 'leave him alone, he's having lunch'. Frpm now on I am going to mentally record the number of times she does this. It's really bad of her (as well as other things).
 
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As I was speeding through FRK's painful-to-watch-vlog, I heard this: "There haven't been any fresh flowers for a little while just because I've been busy working."
Working on what? Abysmal YouTube content? I thought putting flowers in jam jars was her "job". And watering her plants clearly hasn't kept her busy, either. Maybe she doesn't have flowers because no one has sent them to her for free? This video should fix that, though.

 
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Of course it does: " The three month period need not be consecutive". I'm sure over the course of his stay there he spend more than three months at the HMN.
Thinking of scenarios now.
Given that theres been some forethought regarding hard standing on the new site and so on maybe permission has been applied for ( and given?) by either SJ or Selmar.
Is this site visible from the road?
Has he said he lives in the house so that the campervan would simply be parked there but not lived in. He doesnt seem the type to tell lies though.
Maybe there's a loophole if the campervan doesnt have permanent electric / water hook ups?

Why isnt she growing her own flowers? Surely there could be a bit of the garden she could have for that
 
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Has he said he lives in the house so that the campervan would simply be parked there but not lived in. He doesnt seem the type to tell lies though.
Maybe there's a loophole if the campervan doesnt have permanent electric / water hook ups?
It's clear from the vlogs that he lives in the campervan. Water and electric connections mean nothing. If he is found to be de facto living in there for over three months, that means both, Selmar and Stefanny, could face consequences.
Why isnt she growing her own flowers? Surely there could be a bit of the garden she could have for that
Sure there's space for her flowers but she killed her flowers by not being bothered to water them.
 
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We know he lives in the camper van but maybe authorities dont..... but that brings back the thought he wouldnt lie about it so perhaps permission has been applied for.
Thinking if she had to dig out beds etc etc she might care for them. Yes I know its a far fetched fantasy but always a chance?
 
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If you read back on here I posted from the workaway site that if you have volunteers work in your business you are required to pay them at least minimum wage. Skankanee just used them and didn't pay them. She disappeared from their site.
Thank you, I've been reading the site. Is there any evidence Stephanie was not paying them for their work? Tomaz' video is the smoking gun evidence they were doing all the work for her private business. Question is, were they paid? Where is the evidence for or against?
To be fair, the Workaway site has tons of evidence in the feedback pages that Workaways do all the work of B and Bs around the world, with nothing said about their being paid or not. I was shocked.
 
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. How difficult would it be to sprinkle a bit of water on the seeds YOU planted!!
How can someone who purports to love nature and flowers, be responsible for killing a living thing? Two-faced??
 
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