I bet the Ch4 crew draw straws, "please god don't let it be me going to that dump... There's NOTHING worth filming.. "Imagine the behind-the-scenes suggestions for Ch4 at the Shitoo
1)Grant shearing the sheep
2)Kirsty building a chicken coop
3)philip Janssen unboxing plates
4)owner departing for Paris/London
5)owner arriving from Paris London
6)panorama of overgrown jardin anglaise
7)Lancelot chasing peachicks (action)
8)guest dinner prep of table laying.......... ...Nah nah.......
BINGOGET ABSOLUTELY EVERYONE OUTSIDE, into the field running amok trying to herd the sheep into a tiny shed to be shorn, shouting & chasing, with little Lancelot snapping & barking behind them , not forgetting to show Philip doing his funny runny in his slippers - super hilarious - noise, action the lot !
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Actually the only good thing to come out of that disaster was Gerry taking a bucket of water to the poor sheep.
I expect Philip will soon become a rightful Membre des Toseurs des Moutons(
) as Caroline Gooder says "Philip knows how to drag sheep". . WHAAAAAAT????
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Probably not worth complaining to Channel 4 until the footage is actually aired. The production company of the programme is actually Kindling Media. From their website:
”Kindling Media was launched in 2018 as a wholly-owned trading division of Spark Media to produce all of Spark’s Chateau content. Further information about Chateau DIY can be found at the dedicated website ChateauDIY.com.”
”Kindling Media was launched in 2018 as a wholly-owned trading division of Spark Media to produce all of Spark’s Chateau content. Further information about Chateau DIY can be found at the dedicated website ChateauDIY.com.”
Completely OT, I know, but I’m glued to the live hurricane tracking as Beryl makes her increasingly furious way towards the Caribbean. The projections aren’t great, and I’m doing a lot of finger-crossing, particularly for Barbados and Tobago (and Trinidad, although it’s not meant to be so bad there). Thinking not just of friends and family on those 3 islands but everywhere throughout the region which may take a hit. It’s not so much the actual hurricane (which can be terrifying) but the aftermath and putting the pieces back together.
Kangaroos punch people. Break ribs with kicks, And whack idiots with their tails.Let's all suggest Stephanie acquire a mob of
You beat me to it ..
I was just going to post the details of the production company as maybe if enough complaints go in to them (together with the evidence that she has already shown the footage on her YouTube channel) …. then the despicable cruel debacle might not even make any episodes at all.
@SparkMediaUK on Twitter/X
Why Jackie, you act as if you’ve never seen dinner on the claw before. Boil him up with some peppers and spices, squeeze a little lemon on and wooeeeeeie! That’s good eating there, I guarantee! Make sure to suck the head, that’s where the flavor is! Seriously, those pesky little mudbugs get in everything. Hopefully y’all never get enough of them to witness their annual pilgrimage home.@billybudd the Vendee needs your help and your fish shack.
I've just read we are currently under attack by Louisiana Crayfish which are now taking to the streetsLittle buggers!View attachment 3026359
from the Nouvelle Republique
In the Vendée, the fauna of several marshy areas and waterways is endangered by the proliferation of Louisiana crayfish, an invasive species that does not hesitate to leave its habitat.
Usually confined to rivers and swampy areas, Louisiana crayfish have recently begun to leave their preferred areas. In the Vendée, they have appeared in the streets of the communes and on the roads, while multiplying at high speed in their original environment, reports France Bleu Loire Océan. The phenomenon, impossible to stop, has surprised residents and worried specialists.
Mr Spratt said he saw some in a customers garden last week.
In other news, one happy Spratty just done another covid test.........negative! Yesssss (still coughing though)
I just heard from my sister about all the produce. She’s getting out of her tiny tiny tiny garden. She can barely walk. She and her partner work full-time jobs and they live in north east Ohio, where it’s freezing or ugly most of the time and she gets more produce out of her little garden, then F4F if you’re reading here, get rid of the garden get rid of the chickens get rid of the sheep get rid of the peacocks and live your travel lifestyle. If you’re followers do not mind you traveling and showing all that and they are still your patrons you should do that. Is that what you love then all of us can go back to talking about scones. You don’t want to renovate anyway!! My husband refuses to garden besides all the fruit trees as it’s labor intensive in Florida!!
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How the hell would the Bad Bad very bad GOODER know ANY of this tit if she isn't Fanny herself? It beggars belief. And yet her deluded fans just eat it up with a gd spoon. Gah- I despise all of them. There are now zero glimmers of hope left with this ship of fools. They can all sod off a cliff. I haven't watched a flog in a few months now and I am not sure I ever will again.
Gooder probably hides in the bat cellar and listens in for all the inside knowledge
Once again Billy showing he doesn’t like to be questioned. It also proves he does pay attention to comments. He mentioned lots of watchers are bothered by his saying a spiral library stair is too expensive yet spent thousands on the coffee maker. His response was he didn’t want a staircase and Gordon Ramsey approved of his kitchen design. To be fair his reasons on the staircase are sound. It’s an unnecessary expense when there’s already a staircase just out the door as well as an elevator. It was all very petulant, bratty child. Hmmm, sounds familiar. Although I did rather enjoy his dig at the porcelain obsessed.
I think they've already got it like that! That's the problem, they'll have to get their heads around eating them as they don't come out of the sea.Why Jackie, you act as if you’ve never seen dinner on the claw before. Boil him up with some peppers and spices, squeeze a little lemon on and wooeeeeeie! That’s good eating there, I guarantee! Make sure to suck the head, that’s where the flavor is! Seriously, those pesky little mudbugs get in everything. Hopefully y’all never get enough of them to witness their annual pilgrimage home.
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They can be funny buggers the Vendeens very very very set in their ways. Something that looks like that belongs in the sea but doesn't makes them go eeeww lol and this is people who class eating the sewer stinking andouillette a delicacy...........I have tried those too and it was a hard no from me
but I'm open to crayfish.Should you ever decide to dip your toe in the crawfish boil, this recipe is pretty close to what my parents and grandparents used. Mind you we didn’t include the artichokes or green beans and the boil seasoning of choice was Old Bay. You can also cook them plain to use in chowders or bisques as they have a somewhat mild, sweet taste similar to lobster. Always start with fresh, live crawfish and purge them before cooking. It flushes their little system clean of any snortiness.I think they've already got it like that! That's the problem, they'll have to get their heads around eating them as they don't come out of the sea.
They can be funny buggers the Vendeens very very very set in their ways. Something that looks like that belongs in the sea but doesn't makes them go eeeww lol and this is people who class eating the sewer stinking andouillette a delicacy...........I have tried those too and it was a hard no from me
Louisiana Crawfish Boil
Make this crawfish boil with fresh crawfish, corn, potatoes, sausage, and spicy broth in a large pot for a delicious feast that'll feed a hungry crowd.
Balding…and shiney chest.
Is it possible Fanny and Trixie are planning to have a dress up wedding in Bridgerton costuuumes at Highclere?
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Why don’t ya just show the video of you and your old neighbor Skeeter?Why Jackie, you act as if you’ve never seen dinner on the claw before. Boil him up with some peppers and spices, squeeze a little lemon on and wooeeeeeie! That’s good eating there, I guarantee! Make sure to suck the head, that’s where the flavor is! Seriously, those pesky little mudbugs get in everything. Hopefully y’all never get enough of them to witness their annual pilgrimage home.
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Say what is on your mind Mummy bat.
There is no doubt that Fanny is running a chaotic place and it is in desperate need of a manager who is not working remotely from Argentina.
I think next year the dump will be closed for renovations and so that Fanny can travel freely .
There is no doubt that Fanny is running a chaotic place and it is in desperate need of a manager who is not working remotely from Argentina.
I think next year the dump will be closed for renovations and so that Fanny can travel freely .
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Girl... that is scary and freaky... I just can't!!! Not even!!!
Reminds me of that time when Juno Birch did her partner's make-up, LOL.
Go to 10:10 - I'm wonder if that's what PhiPhi or/and Fanny does every morning... LOL.
I know it’s not SteFanny related, but I’m watching the election fallout and it’s terrifying. My region has voted loud and clear for the far right and I’m devastated. I’ve lived in France for 35 years, this is the kick up the arse that is going to make me finally do the endless paperwork so I can take French nationality and be able to vote.
Bah! Thanks I couldn’t remember her name anymore.
Let's all suggest Stephanie acquire a mob of
My son snd I came across this guy on a golf course in NSW back in 2010. When he stood up he was huge. Thankfully we were standing just in front of our car because he started taking quite an interest in us.
