His hair is ridiculous. He needs an ambush makeover.
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Ooo tempting.. but I’m afraid I only have a mini Limoges pill box to offer…will that do?
I said similar the other day, lord forbid if anyone says Yanis is amazing or Yanis should get a raise... Billy goes on the defensive... Simon taught him generously...
That's what an apprentice does, he learns from the master at a tit wage... then he gets an increase Billy... Cough up.
Hope your crab invasion isn't as bad as Christmas Island! Wonderful news that you've got a negative test, hope the cough goes soon.@billybudd the Vendee needs your help and your fish shack.
I've just read we are currently under attack by Louisiana Crayfish which are now taking to the streetsLittle buggers!View attachment 3026359
from the Nouvelle Republique
In the Vendée, the fauna of several marshy areas and waterways is endangered by the proliferation of Louisiana crayfish, an invasive species that does not hesitate to leave its habitat.
Usually confined to rivers and swampy areas, Louisiana crayfish have recently begun to leave their preferred areas. In the Vendée, they have appeared in the streets of the communes and on the roads, while multiplying at high speed in their original environment, reports France Bleu Loire Océan. The phenomenon, impossible to stop, has surprised residents and worried specialists.
Mr Spratt said he saw some in a customers garden last week.
In other news, one happy Spratty just done another covid test.........negative! Yesssss (still coughing though)
Phiphis talent with cushions…….makes Daddys painting look like Caravaggio…..
Pav holding the sheep upside down by it's legs was appalling. It reminded me of footage shown on the ABC showing livestock cruelty in the Middle East . . . sheep held upside down by their legs, thrown and locked into the boot of a car in the searing heat. I can't watch stuff like that. I get up and walk away from the television. Of all the ugliness that happened in that vlog, Pavlina mistreating the sheep turned my stomach.
Oh yes there is !!!
Their bank accounts and while we are at it ...... the secret hidden accountant!
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They also jump across roads and highways in front of, and into cars. I know of two people, in separate incidents, where kangaroos have crashed through the windscreen, killing the drivers. You have to be very careful driving in the country at dusk and at night. And yes, we have been crashed into by a huge grey. We were driving home from friends in Maldon one New Years. It came out from the right at a bend in the road. Rather than jumping across the road it did a diagonal into the front of our car, hitting the front left.
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Why is Pavlina the only person that has weeded the garden in the last 2 months?!? #LazyGayance #KirstyIsQuitting #MarieCan’tDoEverything
Did you catch phi phi taking the starters away from the blonde lady on the right uneaten? She and her partner not fully enjoying the joke …..sorry…..I mean the yolk …
Oh wow, they did not look impressed... and with the worlds teeniest piece of fish...Just think how small baby corn is and look at the comparison of fish.
@TorontoGWM. Priceless as always 
I imagine you are compiling a wedding album with 'the best of' to send to the 'betrothed' with best wishes from all of us Tattlers.
Gosh, talk about the Day of the Triffids - @jack Spratt has giant Crayfish (yum) in N France,red crabs on Xmas Island & here in S Italy we have an invasion of giant blue crabs that the EU is decreeing can't be caught or eaten bc they're alien pests. Would have thought it was a good way to get rid of them myself esp. as I love crabmeat. Which leads me on to the 'chicken of the sea'= tuna fish,(beware Snorts) which has been grossly overfished in the Med + often sold to Japan for big bucks thus becoming increasingly rare. Up to 5/6 years ago we used to go tuna fishing with friends, share out the catch & then can it in olive oil - alas no more. Pity bc the the taste & texture were so much better in pasta & rice dishes even without totally jazzing it up with too many flavours. ....Then there are the monstrous catfish in the rivers that devour the smaller fish.
Anyway, just wanted to say to @ Jack Spratt, glad you're over Covid, even if it's flu'like now, it's a bugger in the Summer. Btw, wasn't the last post from @Le Comte de Montecristo about going down with Covid? And he has never reappeared. Mmm.
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PS @Imperious Me. You recognized the fish on that plate??
I imagine you are compiling a wedding album with 'the best of' to send to the 'betrothed' with best wishes from all of us Tattlers.Gosh, talk about the Day of the Triffids - @jack Spratt has giant Crayfish (yum) in N France,red crabs on Xmas Island & here in S Italy we have an invasion of giant blue crabs that the EU is decreeing can't be caught or eaten bc they're alien pests. Would have thought it was a good way to get rid of them myself esp. as I love crabmeat. Which leads me on to the 'chicken of the sea'= tuna fish,(beware Snorts) which has been grossly overfished in the Med + often sold to Japan for big bucks thus becoming increasingly rare. Up to 5/6 years ago we used to go tuna fishing with friends, share out the catch & then can it in olive oil - alas no more. Pity bc the the taste & texture were so much better in pasta & rice dishes even without totally jazzing it up with too many flavours. ....Then there are the monstrous catfish in the rivers that devour the smaller fish.
Anyway, just wanted to say to @ Jack Spratt, glad you're over Covid, even if it's flu'like now, it's a bugger in the Summer. Btw, wasn't the last post from @Le Comte de Montecristo about going down with Covid? And he has never reappeared. Mmm.
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PS @Imperious Me. You recognized the fish on that plate??
That should be the starter, then a steak like they all had in the kitchen the other night, it’s outrageous…..
I knew this t-shirt was paaaaaarfect for Snorty!
I would have done the same . . . confit duck, yes . . . confit yolk, my stomach twists at the very thought.
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Serves these idiots right. Do they not watch Fanny's vlogs??? They definitely have more money than sense to drive to the HMN for the weekend and pay €75 each for a tiny plate of
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