Plus, we have the added benefit of filing Ofcom complaints.Better to email once it’s aired on TV I think. With a bit of luck people watching it will too. I’m sure a Tattler or two will get email details in the meantime
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Seems to be a pattern here... Fanny doesn't GIVE gifts, she only takes... No wedding present for the Shreks either... Michael got a board game for the chateau games cupboard.. No birthday cake for Marie, (thank god for Annalise and the lovely boys who didn't get a slice).. I can't recall any birthday gifts for Snorts, she says it's coming, or 6 month's later picking it up... have we seen anything? Dick in a Box?
Congrats @JulesWake on your VIP status.. Those pub subs tonight sound interesting.Congratulations to @JulesWake for joining the VIP set!
(Sweet! That last emoji looks like my avatar! Thank you @Le Baiseur!) See you in the VIP lounge tonight for Miller Lites and "Pub Subs" (we're giving @mrsp67 the night off!) (And no my Floridian Tattlers, I did not steal them!)
Let me explain: "Pub Subs" are submarine "sammiches" (@Jules100) you custom order from the deli at Publix grocery stores ("Where Shopping is a Pleasure!")- they are delicious. Pub Subs are as Florida as flip flop tan lines, gators and hurricanes.
Recently, a couple walked out of a Publix without paying for their Pub Subs (valued at $21.28), and it was all over the news throughout the state: "Authorities Need Your Help Identifying Pub Sub Snatchers" "Cape Coral Pub Sub Thieves on the Run" "People are asked to call SWFL Crime Stoppers if they can identify the two." It's been on all the news stations for days- because apparently, there is nothing else going on here or in the world- SMH! It's so ridiculous, that someone put it on the tongue-in-cheek TampaNewsForce site:
Search for Pub Sub Thieves Intensifies - Tampa News Force
Search for Pub Sub Thieves Intensifies - Breaking Newstampanewsforce.com
She's no better than the rest IMO, thought it was awful the way she left that poor ewe laying on it's back. She's one of Brendas favourites, not the sweetie she makes out.Pavlina held one upside down? Sh!t I never caught that... that's awful, poor thing.. I bet they're dead skinny once they're shorn, they look rough. And Kirsty using that poor fella as flog fodder... shame on her too.
She was a dog groomer...........perhaps she should take over from Annalise and do Fanny and the Maastricht Mincers barnets, they're a couple of old dogs.
Fanny's not interested in the sheep, wasn't it baghead who thought it would be a gas to have sheep frolicking around the place and has had duck all to do with them ever since.
They deserve a better life than they have already had and should go and live out their days at an animal refuge.
It's interesting how the chickens need a bomb shelter but the sheep have clap board and only 3 sides... and no water apparently..
You can have my VIP-ness. One careful owner. Any offer considered but a Sèvres tureen would seal the deal.Brilliant menu ,truly yummy!
(love your menus ..thank you so much for sharing.)
At this rate, I will have to sneak in to the VIP lounge because im going at a turtle‘s pace, and I’ve been here it seems like centuries!
Memories......the last time Fanny moved the sheep was in October 2023, but Fanny & Snorty weren't at the shitoo. Unsurprisingly, the sheep moved fields without any screaming or sticks.
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- Fanny & Snorty were in Scotland and claimed she mixed up airports between Heathrow & Stansted
- Permasmile and her henpecked hubby were surrogate hosts at the shitoo shilling her wares (but they were long gone for the sheep herding).
- Permasmile expressed her desire for peacocks. Henpecked hubby hates all the peacock poo. Will any of the new peachicks end up at QVChateau?
- Chickens were happily roaming freely at the shitoo
- Chloe & FRK were dancing, filming and moving sheep
- Lancelot wasn't yet in situ at the shitoo
- Cameron & his Dad were still on-site at the shitoo. Cameron carried one of the sheep
- Amuary & Natti & Maria could not have cared less about moving the sheep
- Snorty did a wee bit of shopping in Scotland
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- Fanny & Snorty were in Scotland and claimed she mixed up airports between Heathrow & Stansted
- Permasmile and her henpecked hubby were surrogate hosts at the shitoo shilling her wares (but they were long gone for the sheep herding).
- Permasmile expressed her desire for peacocks. Henpecked hubby hates all the peacock poo. Will any of the new peachicks end up at QVChateau?
- Chickens were happily roaming freely at the shitoo
- Chloe & FRK were dancing, filming and moving sheep
- Lancelot wasn't yet in situ at the shitoo
- Cameron & his Dad were still on-site at the shitoo. Cameron carried one of the sheep
- Amuary & Natti & Maria could not have cared less about moving the sheep
- Snorty did a wee bit of shopping in Scotland
Just slip around back. If you jiggle the handle side to side at an angle it’ll slip the lock. I believe someone rigged it but I’ve never figured out who.Brilliant menu ,truly yummy!
(love your menus ..thank you so much for sharing.)
At this rate, I will have to sneak in to the VIP lounge because im going at a turtle‘s pace, and I’ve been here it seems like centuries!
Wow! She was ANNOYING as F!!!!
I was just sitting quietly on a chair, minding my own business, when suddenly tattlers started suspecting each other of being someone from la lande.
Heroic as I am, I stepped in and tried to spread love between everyone involved. In my usual self-sacrificing way, I kindly asked for everyone who is not true at heart, to leave this group in a peaceful way.
… And then the hell broke loose…
I’ve been cursed with Norwegian magic, hit by Finger Sandwiches, bitten by Koalas,…
Just because I wanted to help
And no baby to kiss it and make it all better. Pauvre petit Halcyon!
Things always work better when SJ and PJ are away, and there is a distinct and welcome lack of screeching and yelling without Fanny there. The "staff" (and I feel sure, the animals), always seem happier and more relaxed without that pair. How stupid and predictable the pair are, stuffing their car full of unnecessary purchases to feed their addiction. They just cannot stop, but they are none the happier for it. They lead lives of desperation, they are completely lost souls. You can see it in Snorty's face and in Fanny's desperate manic acting.
Nick has sons but I don't think Cameron is one of them - happy to be corrected though.
@billybudd the Vendee needs your help and your fish shack.
I've just read we are currently under attack by Louisiana Crayfish which are now taking to the streets
Little buggers!
from the Nouvelle Republique
In the Vendée, the fauna of several marshy areas and waterways is endangered by the proliferation of Louisiana crayfish, an invasive species that does not hesitate to leave its habitat.
Usually confined to rivers and swampy areas, Louisiana crayfish have recently begun to leave their preferred areas. In the Vendée, they have appeared in the streets of the communes and on the roads, while multiplying at high speed in their original environment, reports France Bleu Loire Océan. The phenomenon, impossible to stop, has surprised residents and worried specialists.
Mr Spratt said he saw some in a customers garden last week.
In other news, one happy Spratty just done another covid test.........negative! Yesssss (still coughing though)
I've just read we are currently under attack by Louisiana Crayfish which are now taking to the streets
Little buggers!
from the Nouvelle Republique
In the Vendée, the fauna of several marshy areas and waterways is endangered by the proliferation of Louisiana crayfish, an invasive species that does not hesitate to leave its habitat.
Usually confined to rivers and swampy areas, Louisiana crayfish have recently begun to leave their preferred areas. In the Vendée, they have appeared in the streets of the communes and on the roads, while multiplying at high speed in their original environment, reports France Bleu Loire Océan. The phenomenon, impossible to stop, has surprised residents and worried specialists.
Mr Spratt said he saw some in a customers garden last week.
In other news, one happy Spratty just done another covid test.........negative! Yesssss (still coughing though)
Imagine the behind-the-scenes suggestions for Ch4 at the Shitoo
1) Grant shearing the sheep
2)Kirsty building a chicken coop
3)philip Janssen unboxing plates
4)owner departing for Paris/London
5)owner arriving from Paris London
6)panorama of overgrown jardin anglaise
7)Lancelot chasing peachicks (action)
8)guest dinner prep of table laying.......... ...Nah nah.......
BINGO
GET ABSOLUTELY EVERYONE OUTSIDE, into the field running amok trying to herd the sheep into a tiny shed to be shorn, shouting & chasing, with little Lancelot snapping & barking behind them , not forgetting to show Philip doing his funny runny in his slippers - super hilarious - noise, action the lot !
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Actually the only good thing to come out of that disaster was Gerry taking a bucket of water to the poor sheep.
I expect Philip will soon become a rightful Membre des Toseurs des Moutons
( ) as Caroline Gooder says "Philip knows how to drag sheep". . WHAAAAAAT????
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BINGO
GET ABSOLUTELY EVERYONE OUTSIDE, into the field running amok trying to herd the sheep into a tiny shed to be shorn, shouting & chasing, with little Lancelot snapping & barking behind them , not forgetting to show Philip doing his funny runny in his slippers - super hilarious - noise, action the lot !-----------
Actually the only good thing to come out of that disaster was Gerry taking a bucket of water to the poor sheep.
I expect Philip will soon become a rightful Membre des Toseurs des Moutons
( ) as Caroline Gooder says "Philip knows how to drag sheep". . WHAAAAAAT????#LazyGayonceImagine the behind-the-scenes suggestions for Ch4 at the Shitoo
1)Grant shearing the sheep
2)Kirsty building a chicken coop
3)philip Janssen unboxing plates
4)owner departing for Paris/London
5)owner arriving from Paris London
6)panorama of overgrown jardin anglaise
7)Lancelot chasing peachicks (action)
8)guest dinner prep of table laying.......... ...Nah nah.......
BINGO
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Actually the only good thing to come out of that disaster was Gerry taking a bucket of water to the poor sheep.
I expect Philip will soon become a rightful Membre des Toseurs des Moutons
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