The Chateau Diaries #313 Let them eat porcelain! They have to since the food portions are so miserly!

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I've always wondered why Stephanie hasn't done this sooner, although I'm not really aware what platform Steve uses. Is it just something he's created himself? He would have to manage everything and his own patronage must be small compared to Stephanie's.

Maybe it's a new business for Steve to get into! He can take a cut of the proceeds from his precious Stephanie and maybe buy himself a wash, cut and blow-dry for his hair?
I think the lady Campbell has a subscription also and I’ve been noticing that some Youtubers have that option
 
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Why didn't Princess Fanny kiss the toad? The gods & Tattlers would have been jumping up and down to see PhiPhi go "poof".
 
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Today's Patreon vlog:

  • Stephanie Jarvis claims the Patreon suspension was due to them thinking her account was part of an MLM scheme;
  • The grifter and her fiancee are in Maastricht;
  • The animal abusers collect chandeliers for the chapel;
  • The narcissist links herself to princess Diana and the Notre Dame through one of the chapel workers;
  • She has asked for a quote to put gold leaf on the panels that are supposed to go in the grand salon;
  • Isabelle and Percy will arrive at the chateau this Saturday;
  • This week's Patreon vlog is a Q&A and will be uploaded this Saturday.

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Today's Patreon vlog:

  • Stephanie Jarvis claims the Patreon suspension was due to them thinking her account was part of an MLM scheme;
  • The grifter and her fiancee are in Maastricht;
  • The animal abusers collect chandeliers for the chapel;
  • The narcissist links herself to princess Diana and the Notre Dame through one of the chapel workers;
  • She has asked for a quote to put gold leaf on the panels that are supposed to go in the grand salon;
  • Isabelle and Percy will arrive at the chateau this Saturday;
  • This week's Patreon vlog is a Q&A and will be uploaded this Saturday.
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Merci, @tuffiti ❤

A lot of hair flicking and flailing of hands right from the start!
 
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I'm disappointed, but I don't who I'm disappointed in!
She's had that discount on her B&B for eons, as long as she's had Patreon.
Patreon JUST NOW decides it's an issue? And of all the things, THIS is what Patreon shuts her down for?
*** OR ***
This lie is the best Stephanie can come up with?

*I'm going with the latter. SHE IS LYING. Like she always does. If it were as simple as her discounting being against Patreon's rules, why hide out for a week and not answer her patron's questions? She was on Patreon's council of creators, whatever it was, and if her discounting was such an issue, why would Patreon allow her on that council? SHE IS A LIAR.
 
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First Patron Video
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- Fanny is sitting in a restaurant in the Netherlands with lots of loud banging and clanging of dishes in the background
- Fanny's hands are flapping wildly and lots of hair flips
- Massive misunderstanding apparently.....patreon wrote to Fanny about a problem with discounts on multi-level marketing which are against their T&C's (apparently Fanny doesn't know what multi-level marketing is, but likens it to a pyramid scheme)
- Patreon said she can't have any discounts for a business that isn't via patreon (ex: the B&B)
- Fanny had to remove discounts on B&B stays at Lalande for different patron tiers
- Fanny really doesn't understand it all and asks patrons for advice
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- they stopped in Amsterdam and visited Nic & Antone
- now in Maastricht and having dinner with Philip's parents tonight
- have only seen one picture of the chandeliers before buying them - antique shop wanted €8,000 for 4 chandeliers but Fanny got for the bargain price of €7,000 (included cleaning), but they still need to be electrified
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- Princess Diana's gilder has arrived at the shitoo - the chapel is going to be all blinged up & very, very shinny :sick:
- Fanny is hoping to get the GS all blinged up and shinny too :sick:
Sooooo, almost four years and Patreon is just now noticing the tiered discount system she’s had in place since the start?!?
 
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I have to still read the previous thread but if noone posted this yet, here it is, just for you :m
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Saint Louis GM € 1,500

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similar Dior scarf

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not sure about the scarf but the bag is defo new, I know her shajt (weird I know) as I have posted about it since the very beginning, as we started this trend of spotting the lux shajt, especially at the times when she pretended she was wearing water battels around her waist and was never given a present by her mum, I feel obliged to continue :m,
poor orphan princess she is
this is my most hated post ever, i wonder why :m
I didnt even add the hermiees scarf
 
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It never ceases to amaze me how Pavlina can afford the travel quite frankly. She must manage the paltry wage Fanny surely pays her very well. Maybe I’m missing something but it’s a mystery to me. Suggestions anyone ?
Bath isn't one of the cheapest places to stay in England and the spa treatments and thermal pools are not cheap either.
 
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Maybe since she'll no longer provide discounts on her B&B, she can add an extra pea or two to the $75 dinner?
 
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She's a poor refugee, lost in the world and relying upon the kindness of strangers.
Or a slumming oligarch? An international escort? A runaway mail order bride?
Or she may be a SIT. (scammer in training).

This is my last OT for a while (I hope). It's quick & to the point.
 
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I like the slumming oligarch theory :D a bit of grounding never hurt anyone.
Not sure she'd make too much money as an international escort, doesn't seem to fit the stereotypical profile, and as for a runaway bride, she'd have been tracked down by now surely. I think she will always remain a puzzle that one :unsure:
Her whole persona doesn't strike me as someone who wants to see the world and have fun.. she's so... dowdy.
 
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To remind, here is the young local farmer-chef at Crozon sur Vauvre, Romain Moreau, that Jarvis could support -- instead of the supermarket -- by paying him a monthy sum to produce vegetables for the B and B. He is featured on the mairie's website as a young person staying to work in rural France, and in this newspaper article.
Jarvis could help green France, establish a local CSI farm to table economy, and have fresh French food on her table weekly. Give the boy four hundred Euros a month and help establish a 21st c family business.
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If he's a local she wouldn't know anything about him. If he was in Venice she'd know everything down to his shoe size and colour of his favourite undies.
 
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Oh my good god, he must have peed his pants with those chandeliers.

Just guild the whole friggin heap, including your shipping containers.
And let's re-gild the mirror on the paneling we just bought. But, oh, that means we must re-gild all the furniture we're placing into that room. Let's get a quote from the most respected, sought-after, and costly gilder in all of France to gild our crap.
 
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