The Chateau Diaries #313 Let them eat porcelain! They have to since the food portions are so miserly!

[M&MsMom]

Is there a Tattler pattern of bone china or stoneware? If not, there should be!

We should come up with a pattern and then all of us go to one of those 'paint your own pottery" places and send our creations to the rubble that is la Lande!

 

[Fromthenorth]

4 fish? She'd get 16 meals out of them.
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ah I remember.. Fanny joked about him just needing a horse and the armour to joust and he said he was allergic to horses, as though that was the only reason he couldn't joust Lame, pathetic prick.

Man child would not even be able to just wear the spaulders because of the weight even less a full on armor in either mail or plate armor. Heck even just the buckler would be too much for his feeble arms let alone the joust lance !

 

[Lady Avonlea]

Perhaps MarIE could apply for a position on this beaut...



Not a bats chance in hell.
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Or even produce a simple, and impressive, dish like this at the shithole...



Encore... not a bats chance in hell.

Well that’s dinner sorted - looks delicious!

 

[JackSpratt]

Is there a Tattler pattern of bone china or stoneware? If not, there should be!

Again, sorted

A bit eclectic but then we are.......

 

[Lady Avonlea]

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FROM THE GARDEN !!!

If Snorty had screwed anybody it would be equivalent in length and width to the tip of an asparagus spear sliced in half.

 

[Imperious Me]

Well that’s dinner sorted - looks delicious!

Right! I looked up sea bream.. on sale here this week.. I'm not very adventurous with fish, salmon, haddock, cod... but I'll give this a shot..

 

[TorontoGWM]

If they drive Porschelain to Holland for the chapel lights, how much porcelain will the gayancé buy along the way?

Yes, my new handle for him is the gayancé.

 

[Le Baiseur]

It never ceases to amaze me how Pavlina can afford the travel quite frankly. She must manage the paltry wage Fanny surely pays her very well. Maybe I’m missing something but it’s a mystery to me. Suggestions anyone ?

She's a poor refugee, lost in the world and relying upon the kindness of strangers.
Or a slumming oligarch? An international escort? A runaway mail order bride?

 

[Beachgirl]

If I were Marie I'd start loosening the screws to those shelves above the sink just al little bit everyday.
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[ploppityplop2]

I will give FRK this- it was late, Lancelot was tired, and when she picked him up, she carried him properly- her arm was under his body, and his neck was supported by her hand. He was so calm (when Fanny carries him he looks like he is frantically trying to escape), was yawning sleepily, and kept licking her hand, as if to say, "Thank you. I stay with you now." It is obvious, based on his body language, he trusts FRK. The little guy probably threw a tantrum when Fanny took him back to her room.

 

[HalcyonOrganic]

I will give FRK this- it was late, Lancelot was tired, and when she picked him up, she carried him properly- her arm was under his body, and his neck was supported by her hand. He was so calm, was yawning sleepily, and kept licking her hand, as if to say, "Thank you. I stay with you now."

And right after that, FRK prepared some sandwiches and freshly squeezed orange juice with her licked hands..

 

[Ladeda1957]

I’ll never forget that episode omg the disaster and I had second hand embarrassment too, one for the ugly and obviously stupid design plus the teapots omg.

is their a Patreon video or it’s still down, I was sure she said Wednesday

 

[TorontoGWM]

Did Brocunt post 2 Patreon vlogs today and explain the “glitch”?

 

[Jeeves]

The Alopecian Poodle isn't scared of Mummy !

 

[ploppityplop2]

Maastricht Mincer needs a drop kick back to his homeland

Thread

 

[JulesWake]

The French fly law only affects internal flights. Yes they can fly to Holland, and many people do to get connecting flights to all over the world. I believe it maybe cheaper than flying from one of the large French international airports.

OT discovered a channel about flights gone wrong. Quite interesting, with many outcomes that are not doom & gloom. Just make sure if you watch, it's not close to your bedtime.

 

[Le Baiseur]

I wouldn't call a formal garden a "relaxing oasis"
and who's going to maintain that tit?

 

[Patriciarella]

Snorty needs Gerald’s ‘hair system’- it looks pretty good. Fanny’s stupid dancing to Snorts’ lame piano- wtf? Philip- listen up- Michael Petherick is better than you in every way. Every single way.

Philip, Michael Petheric is better than you in every way. Every single way & he would never starve a cat.

Philip, the toad is better than you in every single way.

SJ go kiss the frog & push Snorty out with a stick

 

[Fennelbug]

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Lancie loves Marie the most. When Steph puts him on her shoulder, he claws and climbs to find Marie everywhere in the world.

 

[FecilitéJ]

We should come up with a pattern and then all of us go to one of those 'paint your own pottery" places and send our creations to the rubble that is la Lande!

Mine would feature a baby aubergine on the plate and the words "such a little prick" in a beautiful older world French style font. Finished off around the rim with an oil slick look glaze