The Chateau Diaries #312 Stephanie Jarvis, you stupid girl, why is your Patreon account "under review"?!

[Lochness Monster]

Sorry didn’t realize that my iPad changed the word tattler to toddler. If any tattler can figure out which auction they purchased the porcelain from, it would be interesting to see what a phenomenal price the porcelain queen paid for over $20,000 worth of porcelain. He wouldn’t admit the total price paid in the video. Now, of course, if anyone knows a toddler that could figure out such information, we should help them start a YouTube channel to show off their extraordinary toddler sleuthing skills.

As above Gracie.
Auction house Hotel des ventes de Nimes ?

 

[C'est moi]

I'm ok with the castle plopped on top of the garage but I'm really weirded out by the fact he had a dental office in his basement

Shades of darling Larry in Marathon Man!

 

[TorontoGWM]

Did Brocunt ever most this week’s Patreon vlog?

 

[suthern_lurker]

Michael did.. Dana hasn't been around in a long time.. Amaury and Nattie have distanced themselves.. anyone who ever worked for her has disappeared.,.

Speaking of Michael- has he reappeared with posts of watercolors? I haven’t seen anything from him in a while- maybe I’ll catch up someday.

 

[MsMuir]

In memory of the days when we first thought justice would be swift for the Jarvis crime family

 

[MRShavershamsdress]

I'm ordering pencils today! I have watercolors already but they're not as convenient as pencils but I love the effect of watercolor.

Let me know how it works for you!

 

[NotAChatelaine]

It feels like the nursing home complaints from elsewhere are meant to distract from the Patreon situation.

A classic distraction tactic - “look over there, not here”.

 

[C'est moi]

they're having a patreon day

Was it badgers or wild boar?

 

[Imperious Me]

Ricotta was bad enough, but adding peaches was bizarre. Caprese, it wasn’t - classic or otherwise!

An original she can use in her cook book.. Marie's own Caprese...

 

[BigGreenMeany]

Oh my!
Looks much more like brother Michael than I had ever thought.

Ozempic !

 

[suthern_lurker]

They said Canada recognizes common law marriage, so they always thought of themselves as married. France does not recognize this, for tax purposes their accountant told them to legally marry.

Ahhh! I see!
Thanks for explaining that!

Must say they deserve each other!!!

 

[HalcyonOrganic]

What, you gave me a and posted that...

You have no proof of what I did

 

[billybudd]

Off topic but WHY was Queen Camilla clutching her handbag a la Balcony today ? Perhaps she had borrowed Fanny hot water bottle ??

Grifted Saudi rubies more likely.

Duchess of Dazzle: How Camilla's amassed a treasure trove of jewels

The Duchess of Cornwall has built up an enviable jewellery collection and, as this week has shown, enjoys nothing more than showing it off.

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[graciemckitten]

I am trying to think what Potty would have called Fanny when they were a couple ,Snorts called her Angel

He had to come up with an alternative to “darling” since FRK started calling Ratso “ darling” in videos.

 

[Beachgirl]

Here's another good one.

Near to where I use to live in the UK, this soppy tit thought he could build a castle without planning permission and hid it behind a haystack.

Honeycrock Farm in Salfords, Surrey was the subject of a lengthy legal battle to demolish a Mock Tudor family home that was built without planning permission. The action was taken by Reigate and Banstead Borough Council after the site's owner built a large dwelling (c.2001) concealed behind a haystack. The local authority only became aware of the mock castle after the bales were removed in 2004. Known popularly after its owner as "Fidler's Castle",[1] the building was eventually demolished in 2016 following a decade of legal disputes.

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I remember this.

 

[Cleo's Asp]

Suggestion - If “punctuality is the politeness of Kings”, then Stephanie Jarvis is a lowly, impolite, uncouth peasant.

Peasants would have better manners.

 

[Gertrude Maud]

Me too! Embrace it, is my motto.

Poor old @Pekey.

 

[UvulaDonor]

Look who has a vlog scheduled…

Where is his little pale tan chihuahua?

 

[Jeeves]

I wish that were the case as it would be just one more way that she can't take care of herself by replacing buttons (or not losing them in the first place). It's actually one of the many versions of the ubiquitous Somerset dress from Anthropologie, from last year or maybe the year before? I have one that I got at an end of season sale, a year or two ago and while I really like it, it's a pet peeve of mine, since I'm not like Stephanie and don't like having my boobies out for everyone to see. There are no buttons!

Maybe this year, Stephanie should buy one of Chateau Love's cameos or Wedgwood brooches and fasten it closed with that? (I actually took a Velcro adhesive dot and stuck it smack in the middle of the placket and it seems to be working).

This is from their website from this year that is sold out.

This doesn't appear to have the same cutout embroidery detail on the sleeves and hem as Fanny's dress, also the front opening is much lower on her dress (of course!). They are very similar but I don't think they are identical. I might be wrong.

 

[Fromthenorth]

Please send it my way! Here we're entering our 2nd week of 100°+ temps.

Gladly, I'd swap to have warmth from the 19 months of sh!t weather in the East of England !