The Chateau Diaries #312 Stephanie Jarvis, you stupid girl, why is your Patreon account "under review"?!

[JackSpratt]

Ok
From behind, her posture always seems to give away her awkwardness. She is self-conscious even when the camera is behind her and her posture makes her look like an old lady.
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Well compared to him she is and she's becoming more and more like her Mother.*

She's very ungainly.

 

[Miss Trunchbull]

why a Chef's jacket and an apron?

Company policy- more looks more. Like pea shoots and leaves covering up the empty spaces on the dinner plates

 

[Pekey]

Look who has a vlog scheduled…

What a spiv !

 

[HalcyonOrganic]

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Clever… really clever

 

[Miss Trunchbull]

The only thing 'dodgy' about the Princess are her morals.
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Where's Curtis when we need him
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She said Man cub had found a complete dinner service..(at such a good price) . how can it be complete if the number of serving dishes alter from 18 dinner plates, 8 soup plates, 12 dessert plates, 12 coffee cup and saucers? If there are 18 dinner plates, then presumably there should be 18 of everything else, allowing for the 1 dinner plate he already had, making 19. He's now going to go home and hopefully wash all the necessary items in order to serve dinner to the guests, which going by the past attendees should be approx 4 guests. The way she name drops Marie Antoinette, you would think she had actually eaten food from the same plates they purchased...It was only the design and who's to say MA acutally liked them? They won't make the food taste any better.
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Did they serve her head on one of those precious expensive platters?
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Maybe he has a plan?

Didn’t she only eat cake anyway?

 

[Just Grift Wood]

And Marie Antoinette met La Guillotine at the end. How will Fanny's story end?

I suspect Fanny will go out with a whimper that is inline with her true character.

 

[C'est moi]

What does Fanny plan to do for the next two weeks? Mummy & Percy are supposed to arrive next week - around June 23, so how many trips away can Fanny take before heading back the the UK for the The Hampton Court Flower Show which begins on July 2?

Is Fanny planning to go to London (for her monthly botox) and to escort Mummy & Percy to France?
Would Fanny travel to Barcelona for the F1 race next weekend? (or try and claim her bedroom at Ollies?)
Is Fanny planning to head back to the SOF for an hour and "help" unload the second lorry next week?

Yes.

To all the above questions.

 

[On Repeat]

I don’t want to be a party pooper, who am I kidding of course I want, but it is strange:

Two weeks ago, another new tattler said that they are going to bring Steffi down with some evidence.

And now the whole thread turned into an uncovering of the nursery home scandals?



You folks know that you are being played again, don’t you?

It couldn't be a dump member though, could it? The accusations are scandalous. What do you think the motives are for that person to write really awful comments about the Jarvis's?

 

[Lady Avonlea]

This doesn't appear to have the same cutout embroidery detail on the sleeves and hem as Fanny's dress, also the front opening is much lower on her dress (of course!). They are very similar but I don't think they are identical. I might be wrong.

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I wonder if the white dress Fanny is currently wearing is perhaps a Souleiado dress , purchased when she and Mummy visited the factory pre-Snorty. Souleiado did have white dresses on display. Fanny walked out with a bucket look of packages on that factory visit + Mummy purchased a bag.

 

[Toys in the attic]

Will Nick the Tree Guy ever return? Even though he's a bit difficult to understand, I'd rather watch him than Davy dishwasher.

His tree work probably starts in the autumn.

 

[M&MsMom]

Remember when they were out haunting antique stores with Vivienne, I think when Vivienne had the party for the Shreks prior to the wedding. Philip had found some sort of silverplate cutlery (that they bought, of course) and he said something about it "matching" the chapel.

Above and beyond their normal hoarding of porcelain, I feel like they're amassing all of this very expensive dinnerware and cutlery so that it will become the centerpiece of their wedding/fake wedding dinner. Hence, the Marie Antionette of it all........

 

[C'est moi]

Will have to be a very long weekend. Drove past there (Glastonbury) today and although it is still over a week away the traffic was horrendous.

And I thought chez moi was bad! Still a month before the hoards arrive!

 

[Beachgirl]

MORE FUCKING PORCELAINE!

These two are seriously sick in the head! How much was that lot? Unbelievable!

So driving back the following day for the guest dinner and using the new purchase, Dishpan Dave on standby because Trixie can only do one thing.

Comparing the Disney Chapel to the Roman Amphitheatre in Nimes FFS

Look at Trixie go, done more furniture lifting at Tat n Ton's than he ever does at the shitoo, what's he being given in return? Don't try and make it look like he unloaded the lot.

Good to see him in his Carry On Camping outfit, camp being the operative word.

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So her job consisted of arranging antiques, it's becoming absolutely pathetic.

Mmmmmm, a nod to Michael Petherick, getting desperate for friends? Everyone else looks like they're abandonning ship, hope he tell's her to sod off.

Out to a restaurant and Trixie eats the equivalent of a La Lande meal for 5 as one serving.

Tat n Ton are snobs. There I've said it.

Friggin 16 degrees here and raining

15 degrees and raining here in Berkshire as well today.

 

[Hedda Hopper]

This has been my day and I'm fed up with it now, we're seriously considering lighting the fire!

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Same here in Portland, Oregon! We are the same latitude as most of France, so our weather is very similar. That's also why we can grow some of the best pinot noir grapes in the world!

 

[Hedda Hopper]

How can you tell they removed videos still had 71 listed when i looked?

I just looked and only found 22.

 

[TorontoGWM]

Curtis Ryan Woodside's vlog confirmed what we already knew.....
- Rude Fanny & Snorty were late for the wedding and missed the ceremony
- Fanny & Snorty bugged out on the day after the wedding (Saturday) and did not join the others for lunch & brocunting. Where did our love-birds go enroute to Lyon and their antiques road trip across the SOF?
- Sarah should have had her hair up for the wedding ceremony - looks so much better - why did she only put it up for the garden reception?

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I think Brocunt and the Gay fiancé rushed back to do Chateau DIY. That is why they didn’t go antiquing with the others the day after the wedding.

 

[huydecirku]

hmmmmm….. I think my frightening detective skills have found the answer where all the real food goes..

so, Steffi and Flip are driving the Porsche for months now.

No signs of the Porsche‘s original owners Andrew le Püff and … the other Püff.

Food is being prepared in large quantities but only a small portion of it reaches the paying guests.


I conclude: The Püffs are caged in the cellar to the walls, and they get food as payment for the Porsche.
case closed

Henri, the ghost, should have a look for us!

 

[Frenchie0810]

I've noticed that too. She seems to pat everything, not just the cake but the fillets of pork as well. Pat, pat, prod, prod. Agreed, it is rather off putting to watch.

I recall Maria was always wearing gloves when she touched the food.

 

[Imperious Me]

Have to say I think Billy P. with his slimmed down face, looks a teeny bit like Jude Law and Yannis just has the loveliest eyes.

I don't think anyone feeds Yanis. If he's living in the chateau with no vehicle how is he getting food? He looks dreadful.

 

[Imperious Me]

Why the hell tell her and why didn’t Stephanie respect her Patrons enough to release this information herself? Why does someone have to send private messages to idiot Brenda to ask questions about a patron account which she says she has nothing to do with?

“we have been told there will be a new video released to patrons on Wednesday, 19th June 24. Stephanie will give an update in relation to
the interrupted service experienced by patrons last week, If you have any further concerns that haven't been addressed in the video, please send a private message via the Patreon portal & I am sure someone will get back to you with further clarification.”
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Yep, and he wants to keep the money flowing in, by any means possible. I think he is a petulant, disagreeable, lazy, entitled, bullying piece of crap.

Self preservation at everyone else's expense